Evil: -rambling crap about not owning Naruto or any of the other characters and how she wished she did-(I don't own "Alice in Wonderland" either but see if you can spot that)

Shaed: -nodding when she pauses for breath, totally not listening-

Naruto: Why are you two friends again?

Shaed: Cause I'm the only one who can put up with her non-stop talking, and doesn't make fun of her height.

Evil: YES YOU DO!

Shaed: Shut it shrimp. –pulls laptop out of Evil's hands-

Evil unsuccessfully tries to pummel Shaed, so instead pulls the laptop off her.

Evil: Yes, I'm back in control and now that i have my Author power back, I can do this!

A lightning bolt shoots out of the sky and strikes Sasuke.

Sasuke: What did you do that for!

Evil: Cause we can.

Sasuke: get her Sakura

Evil: noooooooooooooooooooo!

Shaed: -closes eyes and looks away- this is not gonna be pretty.

Evil: P.S. I'm sorry that it's taken so long to update but my parent took away my internet privileges.

Naruto: Why did they do that?

Evil: I used up all of the download.

Chapter 2 The Escape

Outside Hinata's room, the spectators were caught by none other than the king of prats himself Lord Hiashi Hyuuga. 'Where is my daughter? Why isn't she with you?' Kiba (who is smarter than he looks) said in good timing, 'She's getting changed and Shino, and I are males and we don't want to invade her privacy.' But Hiashi wasn't convinced (A/N will this guy ever be happy?), and walked in on Naruto and Hinata. (A/N they weren't doing that you perverts.) Hiashi went from 1 to 100 on the anger scale in about 3 seconds, 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH MY DAUGHTER, DEMON?' (A/N Bad idea Hiashi, bad idea!)

As Hiashi was about to teach Hinata a lesson about bringing beasts into the Hyuuga household, Naruto lunged at him. He grabs a fistful of cloth from the front of Hiashi's robe and pushed his face into his surprised one. 'Don't... don't you dare lay a finger on Hinata or call me a demon. Ever.' Naruto knew that Hinata had been abused by her father before, as much as she tried to hide them under her baggy jacket; he'd had a glimpse of the marks before.

Just as Hiashi's face began to turn purple and he raised his hand as if to strike the blonde ninja, four of the Genin and a dog shot through the room, Hinata grabbed the back of Naruto's jacket and tore him out of the way of Hiashi's arm. With Naruto in tow, all six of them, including Akamaru, jumped out through the window.

Hiashi stared after them for five long minutes, hands in fists, trying to keep his anger under control before his chakra blasted the window from its frame. Eventually, he loosened his grip on his own palms, which were now dripping blood, and strode out of the room angrily, whacking his palm against the door frame as he left, one minute after the room was out of his sight, the wood of the door crumbled and collapsed in on itself, displaying the feelings that were wracking themselves through Hiashi's body.

The genin kept running and didn't turn around for anything not even to pick up their stuff.

Hinata suddenly paused as a flash of realisation shot across her mind, what the hell was she doing! Naruto was forced to stop at the same time as Hinata for she had 'forgotten' to relinquish his shirt from her grip. He raised his eyebrows at her when she glanced back at him, nodding toward the hand that was clamped down on his collar. She immediately squeaked, blushed deeply and released him from her grasp. At this point the others had noticed the absence of the lovebirds and went back to fetch them. (A/N no offence Kiba)

By noon, they had convinced Hinata to continue on and had already gotten relatively far away from Konoha. As they decided to stop for the rest of the day they heard a sound that put them on edge, the six of them all remained silent and still as the distant sound grew nearer. Naruto recognised it as being the footsteps of a ninja around their age running towards them incredibly fast. There was only one ninja in their age group who could run as swiftly as this one. As that thought appeared in his head, Rock Lee broke out of the bushes carrying a large bag and almost ran right past them before seeing Sakura and stopping dead in his tracks. 'Sakura! The lotus blooms for you once again!' Sakura backed away as he leapt for her and smacked the taijutsu expert on his black bowl cut haired head. He jumped back up immediately and dropped his package on the ground. 'Wow, you guys were all staying so quiet that I nearly ran past you all in my haste to find you! But the youth that erupts from Sakura-chan was far too strong not to notice!' Inner-Sakura yelled. 'YOUTH HAD BETTER STOP ERRUPTING FROM HIS ASS, OR I'LL PLUG IT UP WITH MY FOOT!' Everyone else stared at him in a silence that was broken by Kiba. 'So what the hell are you doing here? We're not going back; you know Hiashi would have our heads!' Suddenly a strange image popped into Naruto's mind of Lord Hiashi wearing a large red dress screeching in a high pitched voice, 'OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!' He giggled to himself as he pushed that highly disturbing image from his mind.

Lee tapped the large dark green bag at his feet. 'I didn't come to bring you back; Neji told me that Hiashi said that you guys all kidnapped Hinata-'

'What!'A few from the group yelled, Lee shook his head and continued 'He also said that you were holding her hostage-'

'WHAT!' The rest of them screeched, Hinata was looking pale at this point. Lee was a little hesitant to continue, but did anyway. 'He also told everyone that Naruto was the ringleader of the operat-'

'WHAT!!!' everyone else's protests were drowned out by the screams of Naruto and the thud of a body hitting the ground. If you don't know who keeled over at this point in time then that's just sad.

As Hinata felt herself falling, a faint almost laughable thought for this point in time crossed her mind as she sank into the oceans of unconsciousness. 'This is the worst birthday ever...'

Evil: I know this was a longer chapter than the first one but that was because my editor aka Shaed was too bossy and if you didn't catch the "Alice in Wonderland" part then that's just sad.

Shaed: I was not being bossy! Who was the one saying that she couldn't be bothered typing so was making me do it? Huh?! And to make this clear, I came up with all the cool poetic stuff-

Evil: And I came up with the jokes, like Hiashi wearing a dress!

Shaed: That's nothing to be proud of!

Evil: Shut up!

Hinata: Why did I have to pass out?

Hiashi: And why did I have to wear a dress?

Shaed: Ask her, I'm just the editor.

Evil: The passing out was your idea!

Shaed: Yeah, but it was a clever and poetic technique that was perfectly used in order to end the chapter on a sentimental note.

Evil: Even if I knew what the hell the meant it's still wrong to put a man in a dress!

Shaed: -waits for her to realise what she just said-

Evil: I hate you.

Shaed: I love you too.

Evil: Stupid dingo, Jinnchuuriki... read and review please, and if you've got any ideas on what blunt instrument I can use to hit Shaed with by all means tell me!

Shaed: -staring into space with a goofy smile-

Hinata: I think somebody already beat you to that.