Dear Diary.
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I have now left home with my supplies.
Grandfather has given me list of all of the people I have to kill.
I wanted to complain to daddy but he was away on a mission.
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I doubt that he would have helped me anyway.
No one in my family understands how valuable my figurine collection is.
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An otaku would kill for it.
In fact I have.
The guy refused to give me the just-released Gitachi figurine so what else could I have done?
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An hour ago I killed the first person on my list.
He was around my age.
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He was playing World of Aircraft when I killed him.
He was quite good to be honest. He has my respects.
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He also had some very nice nachos that I helped myself to after killing him as I was very tired and hungry.
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Assassinating people is too much work.
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This is so unfair.
My life sucks.