(AN hello and welcome to the second chapter of Stewie And The Fat Woman Redux as usual I don't own Family Guy or the OCs Helen and Dave and speaking of Helen I almost died laughing last Sunday when I saw that crazy lady who kind of looks like Helen try and abduct Stewie, I mean was anyone else who reads my stories shocked and if you were please let me know in a review, anyway onto the chapter.
Chapter 2 Where's Stewie?
Dave was looking at Helen with a slightly confused face not sure what she was meaning.
"Helen did social services finnaly let you adopt?" Dave asked in a confused voice.
"Not exactly." The crazed woman replied with a sinister tone and smile. "I sort of took him from a Toy Store."
"You kidnapped him, are you mad." Dave thundered in a shocked and angry voice.
"You tell her." Stewie pointed out while pouting.
"Well how else are we going to have a child of our own?" Helen asked. "You know sociol services won't let me adopt because of my past with drugs and alcahol and Dave you always said that after we got married that you wannted to start a family, so this is a perfect opertunity."
"That's not the point Helen you abducted an infant, think how worried his parents must be. "Dave pointed out in frustration.
"Well I don't care because I'm not giving him back." Helen barked out before spitting at Dave. "And plus I thought you would be happy but I see that I was wrong to trust you and if the family suffers so be it."
Dave couldn't believe he was hearing this and simply watched in horror as Helen carried Stewie through to her bedroom.
"You are really crazy." Stewie remarked. "When the cops find out what you've done you'll be going down for a long time."
"You stay here while mummy makes you some lunch." Helen stated. "This is truly a wonderful day for me."
"Oh I think not." Stewie retorted. "I will soon escape from your stinking fat clutches, one of these days you will be severally punished for your actions."
Meanwhile back at the Mall Lois was waiting in the centre with Peter who was devouring a box of donuts hoping that someone would find Stewie, Chris and Meg then ran up to her.
"Sorry mum we looked everywhere in every nook and cranny but no sign." Meg answered in a disappointed voice. "It's like he just vanished.
"This is terrible." Peter cried in despair. "What do we do now."
"There's a security guard over there." Lois answered in a shaky voice. "We can ask him."
The Griffins ran up to the security guard and Lois explained the situation while trying not to loose it.
"We looked all over the Mall but can't find him anywhere." Lois finished on the verge of tears.
"Did you check the Lost Child's Unit." The guard asked in a calming voice.
"No we didn't." Lois replied.
"So that's where lost kids go." Peter stated while sounding intarested.
"Well we could take you up there and see if your son did turn up there." The Guard suggested. "He probably wandered off and got taken there."
The Griffins followed the Guard up to the Lost Child's Unit, after entering they looked around but could see no sign of Stewie.
"Hmm, I think we might have to get the Police involved." The guard suggested in a grim and sad tone.
"Why?" Lois asked in a fearful voice knowing what the answer might be.
"I think your son may have been abducted." The guard explained.
"Oh my god my baby." Lois cried out in terror.
Meg and Chris just gasped in horror and Peter facepalmed.
"As a father who just made a massive mistake I will now bang my head against this pillar.
he then proceeded to go bang his head against a pillar.
"HOW COULD SOMBODY DO THIS." Chris screamed in terror while running forward.
"Chris watch out for the." Meg warned.
Chris then slammed iinto a pillar and fell unconscious.
"Piller." Meg finished as she went to pick her dim witted brother up.
Meanwhile at the Bar near the Mall Brian was drinking a martini and flirting with a woman.
"So you know I've written a really succesfull novel that you'll probably love." Brian was saying in a slightly drunk voice. "Because I'm that awsome at writting novels not like I'm bragging or anything."
But before Brian could show the woman anymore of his overly large ego Peter and The others barged in, The obese man ran over to Brian and grabbed him by the collar running with him.
"Peter what the hell." Brian exclaimed in horror. "I was having such a great conversation."
"Sorry no time for that Brian Stewie's been kidnapped." Lois explained as everyone bundled themselves into the car.
"What." Brian shouted in alarm.
Peter then explained the situation, afterwords Brian looked down at the floor and saw Stewie's Ray Gun lying there.
Meanwhile back at Helen's untidy Flat the crazed woman was sitting on her bed with Stewie on her knee, she was attempting to feed him out of date, cold baked beans.
"No I won't eat that vile stuff." Stewie protested as Helen tried to force the spoon down his mouth.
"Come on, open up for mummy." Helen begged as she waved the spoon around his face which got on his nerves.
"For the last time you are not my mummy." Stewie snapped.
The talking baby then whacked the spoon and can out of Helen's hands causing some of it to go on the floor.
"You naughty boy." She shrieked. "How dare you."
Stewie jumped off the bed and began running around the flat trying to get out, but Helen was chasing him while knocking things over and chucking stuff at him.
"Get here you little shit." Helen barked as she chased him into her bedroom. "I'm going to give you the biggest spanking of your life."
"Oh no you don't I'm getting out of here." Stewie said as he climbed on to the windowsill.
He was about to climb out and make his way down the Fire Exit when Helen grabbed him by the straps of his Overalls, Stewie managed to not scream out as what felt like a large peace of Lead hit his bottom.
"Maybe that will teach you to behave." Helen snarled.
"Good god what are your hands made of bloody lead." Stewie said in an irritated voice as he rubbed his backside.
Helen then picked up the tin and spoon and threw Stewie on to her knee, the crazed woman then began to force the rest of the can's content down Stewie's throat which forced him to swallow
Helen then grabbed Stewie by the arm and dragged him to a closet.
"I think you need a time out." Helen stated as she opened the door and shoved Stewie into the closet before slamming the door shut, she then locked it.
"Wow what was that." Helen wondered aloud. "You need to stop this woman you can't keep loosing control like that besides that was uncalled for."
"She is one crazy bitch." Stewie pointed out. "No wonder she isn't allowed to adopt any kids."
The Griffins arrived at the Police Station and were reporting Stewie as missing
"Can you tell us how old Stewie is Mrs Griffin?" The Officer at the desk asked.
"He's a year old." Lois replied while sitting down and calming herself down. "He's just a baby."
"And can you tell us what he was wearing when he went missing?" The Officer asked.
"He was wearing a yellow shirt with red overalls with light grey shoes and light blue socks." Lois replied.
"Any distinguishing features?" The man questioned.
"Well his head is shaped like a football." Lois answered sounding more confident. "I've got a picture of him here."
Lois then reached into her purse and took out a photo of Stewie And showed it to the Officer.
"Is this him here?" The Officer asked while eating a box of donuts.
Lois simply nodded.
"We could make some missing Child posters and use this picture." The Officer explained. "That way when Stewie's abduction gets reported on the News it will give us a bigger chance at finding him."
"Oh would you, thank you so much." Lois replied. "If this will help get my baby back then do it."
"Ok Mrs Griffin we'll do everything we can to find your son." The Officer promised. "In fact we'll put our best detective on the case."
"Aww man I wish Joe was here." Peter lamented. "But he's to busy fighting King Kong in Tokyo with Bonnie and Susie."
Over in Tokyo King Kong was smashing buildings when Joe confronted him.
"ALL RIGHT YOU BIG SMELLY APE IT'S TIME TO KICK YOUR ASS." Joe screamed at the top of Hingis. "BRING IT ON."
Back in Quahog at Helen's untidy and smelly Flat Dave was watching TV when Helen walked in looking annoyed.
"Dave." Helen whined. "I think our son has a behavioural problem."
"Why?" Dave asked in an uninterested voice.
Dave was still fuming with rage at what Helen had done, he knew she'd talked about it but never realised till now that she was serious and insane.
"I tried feeding him some baked beans but he just knocked them out of my hand."
"I know that Helen." Dave replied while gritting his teeth. "I noticed you chasing the poor kid around while throwing stuff at him, and did it ever pass through your thick skull or ocour to you that maybe just maybe he was acting up because he wants his real mummy."
Dave then got off the couch and headed for the phone.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Helen demanded as her eyes narrowed.
"Calling the Police." Dave explained in a determined and heroic voice. "I'm going to get that little tyke back to his real parents."
Snarling Helen grabbed a kitchen knife, knocked the phone out of Dave's hand while cutting the line and put the knife to his throat.
"Call the Police or do try and get my son to his so called real parents and I will kill you." Helen growled in a threatning manner.
Dave nodded obediently which made Helen put the knife away.
"Good she said patting his face.