I no I only put up the first one about 10/20 mins ago but I don't like it when people do tiny Chapters like I did n then wait like 3/4 days before putting the next bit up so here you go
Oh by the way my MSN is on my PROFILE now if anyones bothered
I'm going to dedicate this chapter to xoxo1993 Cuz she's my first reviewer :D
Disclamer: I dont own Twilight, Edward (hehe plan will comence soon) or any of the other characters. Dam it I said give it back Emmett!
EmmettPOV:
"Oh c'mon guys! It's not that bad, were gonna have these camera's up for two weeks and we get rid of Esme for both of them." I seem to be the only one smiling. Look of death from Mother-dearest, my bad! "Joking Esme. Well I've sorted it out now so theres no going back"
Alice stopped in her tracks and got her vision face on, haha that always cracks me up. The looks a cross between constapated and the time i threw her favourite cocktail dress in the fire with Eddie's books. Haha i told em I was cold.
"Tanya will be here in half an hour with her bags." They all looked at me.
"Uh about that. I told her it starts as soon as possible so Esme you might wanna write the rules for this week and go pac-." She was already up the stairs growling. The others just gave me the death glare and walked off including Rose...I'm so not getting any tonight am I.
"Emmett what exactly are you planning on doing with this 'Episode' after the two weeks are up?" Carlisle asked me pained.
"Nothing really...unless i keep the funny bits to embarrass people like Eddie when him and Bella tie the knott next month." He let out a loud growl from his room "Aww don't worry Eddie; my little sis'll be on the tapes as well you might wanna pick her up."
Edward was at the bottom of the stairs quicker than usual "You Brought Bella Into This Aswell!?!"
"You didn't realise? Though you said you could read mind-" He picked me up.
"Edward don't smash the" Eddie threw me right through the doors, oh Esme's gonna kill him, haha when she gets back that is "door!" Carlisle sighed holding the bridge of his nose.
I picked my self up "Dam it Edward I'm not a dog you can throw outside. You have Jacob for that sort of stuff." I laughed. Edward just walked off muttering something that not even Vampire hearing could pick up. He kissed Esme on the cheek and flitted off to get Bella I'm guessing.
The other three trailed down the stairs just behind Esme. Carlisle stood in the corner with a broom. AHAHAH he looked just like one of the guys with the mop in WallMart.
"That BETTER be the ONLY thing broken when I get home." Esme growled through gritted teeth wow she's PMSing today. She took her car keys from the bowl, we all kissed her good bye and she left. I turned back to the other 4 "Sooo who wants to help me set the Camera's up?" They all groaned and stalked off back up to their rooms..dam it. Guess I'll have to do it myself.
BellaPOV
Where's Edward tonight. The one night Charlie goes to bed early Edward's not around.
"Hello love." His velvety voice startled me so much I fell of the bed, but of cause he caught me. His eyes were nervous.
"Edward what is it. Whats wrong." I paniced. Please say he's not going! I gripped him tighter.
"Hush love it's not bad. Well to bad." He Growled at some far off thought "Emmett had an idea." Oh great another one of Emmett's hair-brained scemes again..what joy. Last time he decided to kidnap me for ransom. "He's making a Wife Swap episode and he's swapped Esme for Tanya. Since your part of the family now you've gotta come round for a while"
I gripped my head board like a 2 year old "NO!" That's what I need Tanya there! He easily loosened my grip with a kiss....stupid super hot vampire fiance!