Wow… this is the second thing I've written tonight. I'm possessed or something….
It had been only 18 minutes since Starfire had created her armies, and she had already taken control of the planet.
"At last!" she screamed, "I have taken Earth! Next, all of the galaxy shall be mine!" With this, she began an evil cackle, holding a creepy red-tinted flashlight up to her chin for dramatic effect. "Minions! Bring me a DDR machine! I feel like celebrating."
"We've got to stop her!" said Robin. "We've only got four minutes left!"
"Wait, how come we've only got four minutes?" asked Cyborg.
"Because we've spent 18 minutes already and after 22 our time block on the network will be up and we'll have to wait until next Saturday!"
"I have a plan!" exclaimed Beastboy.
"Does it involve one of your stupid science fiction shows?"
"Maybe…"
"Then no."
"What e need is a way to change the evil muffins into ordinary pastries. I could make some kind of fake science thing if we had a month…"
"I could pull the lives out of some of them with a spell, but there's way too many."
"Look out guys! They're comin' this way!" Cyborg then shot several sonic bursts into the muffin ranks. However, they assessed this threat, prompting several muffins to use their bodies to clog the cannon. Because Starfire knew their weaknesses, the Titans were no match her armies. However, Beast boy triumphantly returned along with Larry, who was promptly beaten to a bloody pulp and consumed by the muffins.
"So much for that plan…" said the changeling. It was at this moment that Q decided to destroy the universe.
THE END
(not really)
(well, ok.. kind of)
(but really not)