Okay, sorry for the late update. Here we are again, with the continuation of chaotic FF chatroom mishaps. Oh and by the way, this story has no regard for the fact that some of the characters may in fact be dead. As I said, this whole thing makes no sense whatsoever. ;-)

Oh, and I don't own Final Fantasy. Like, how many times have you come across that same line now?

Read on if you dare.

KujaTheSuperior45

Good morning! No need for applause, we all know I'm fabulous anyway. Oh, do we have new people?

Masamune701

Yes, it's dear Cloud Strife.

KujaTheSuperior45

Ahh, I see – You mean the boy with the chocobo on his head?

CloudStrife

Watch it, smart-ass.

SHBrother#1

Yes Kuja, that's him. Your average blonde-haired blue-eyed hero, but with a sword so ridiculously big it looks like he's trying to compensate for something smaller.

LozIsNotADumbAss

ROFL! Good one bro

Masamune701

LMAO! For once, my pathetic clones have something intelligent to say!

BestPilotEver

I dunno why you're laughing, Seph. It's not as if YOUR sword is anything vaguely regular to look at.

Tif99

Yeah, how the hell do you handle a sword like that?

CloudStrife

Hmmm. Maybe Sephiroth is the one with the "compensation" issue. ;-)

Masamune

Oh shut up, insect. We all know you're the wannabe here.

WorkSucksRenoRules

Man, all that sexual innuendo is starting to freak me out.

Hojo

Oh dear, are you not well-informed enough? Spent too much time drunk in the gutters of Midgar?

WorkSucksRenoRules

You've officially earned yourself a bullet with your name on, pal.

Hojo

I'm positively quivering at the mere thought.

SummonerGirlX

You leave Reno alone, Hojo! Go repel some bugs.

KujaTheSuperior45

Alright, let's stop. After all, we all know I'm the best.

BestPilotEver

Aww, gimme a break.

KujaTheSuperior45

I don't feel like it. So I'll say this without remorse, smelly pilot: You have the mental capacity of a retarded hamster. Any questions?

BestPilotEver

Yeah, why do you always look like a kinky transvestite?

GunArm82

I can see this goin' a LONG way.

Tif99

Yeah. Cover your eyes, Yuffie. This could get nasty.

KleptoNinja07

Awww, man!

KujaTheSuperior45

You know I wouldn't stoop to such low a level as cursing.

BestPilotEver

Oooh no, 'tis AWFULLY improper for his majesty to say such naughty, naughty words…

CloudStrife

You know, we could end up blocking you guys if you don't cool it.

BestPilotEver

Aw, come on Cloud! I'm your buddy!

CloudStrife

I know, Cid, but you also… swear a lot.

BestPilotEver

True.

- User "VValentine has just signed in. -

KleptoNinja07

Hey, Vinnie's back!

VValentine

So it would seem.

CloudStrife

Hey Vincent! Here's the latest: Kuja and Cid are having a major slag-off match.

VValentine

Oh. Well, I would register my surprise, but I really can't.

Tif99

Me neither.

Yaz00

By the way, since when did Kuja call anyone smelly?

BestPilotEver

You ain't seen the frickin' half of it!

KujaTheSuperior45

I can call you anything I want, grimy foul-mouthed mechanic idiot.

BestPilotEver

Eat dirt, bitch!

VValentine

Suddenly I'm starting to regret signing on again.

Hojo

You will do, demon. Mwheheheheh!

CloudStrife

Okay, Who votes to block this guy?

WorkSucksRenoRules

Hell yes, count me in!

Tif99

You got my vote.

KleptoNinja07

And mine!

Masamune701

I'm in for that.

VValentine

My vote counts as two.

CloudStrife

Okay, that's sorted. Bye-bye, Professor Bug-Spray.

Hojo

YOU SHALL ALL REGRET TH-

User "Hojo" is no longer on your Allow List. –

WorkSucksRenoRules

WOOHOO! The asshole is GONE!

Masamune701

Thank Mother for THAT.

KujaTheSuperior45

Do I sense antagonism?

BestPilotEver

Well-spotted, genius.

KujaTheSuperior45

Why yes, I am!

SHBrother#1

I'm BORED. When is something exciting going to happen?

CloudStrife

When you grow up.

SHBrother#1

I AM grown up, chocobo-head! You just wait until I tell Mother what you said!

SummonerGirlX

Calm down, kid.

Yaz00

Yeah, Kadaj – if you break one more computer out of sheer anger, you'll be the one to pay for it.

User "MaesterGuado902" has just signed in. –

SummonerGirlX

Now it's my turn to throw a tantrum.

MaesterGuado902

Please spare us, dearest. You sound like an incensed parrot when you do that.

GunArm82

Yo there, Seymour. Haven't seen you on the boards for a while.

MaesterGuado902

No, and I'll tell you why – SOMEONE hacked into my account and nearly killed off my hard drive.

SHBrother#1

Oh dear! What a shame! LOL…

VValentine

You know, the same thing happened to me last week.

Tif99

No way!

SHBrother#1

LOL! How unfortunate, WHO could have done something like this? Heh heh heh

WorkSucksRenoRules

There! Proof we got a serial hacker on the loose! And I ain't gonna mention any NAMES…

LozIsNotADumbAss

Kadaj, I swear – when I find your hacking program…

SHBrother#1

Hah, like a being with your intelligence-span would ever achieve THAT.

MaesterGuado902

That was a bit harsh.

VValentine

Sibling rivalry, we call it.

CloudStrife

Heck, that's Brotherly Love in their terms.

KujaTheSuperior45

Mmm, yes, I remember that…

Tif99

Do you and Zidane fight often, then?

KujaTheSuperior45

Not often, no. But when we do I always win, so it's a little bit pointless really.

Sephiroth4Cloud

Hey! What happened to my profile?

SHBrother#1

HAHAHAHAHAHA!