Sunday Morning
Payroll(Cream Rabbit,Marine Racoon)
Supervisors:Blaze Cat
Blaze:so girls how many customers called today
Marine:we were as dry as a bone mate
Blaze:really usually we have a lot of customers call to complain
Cream:really they are nice to me
Blaze:oh really
A phone rung by Blaze desk
Blaze:come answer this one then
Cream:hello my name is Cream how may I help you
Customer:yeah can I get some plain breadsticks please
Cream:sure that will be 3.40 have a good day
Customer:Okay bye sweet pea
Blaze:really she called you a sweet pea I get called a Whore,Slut or a Hooker
Marine:maybe your too aggressive
Blaze:oh you don't believe me well let me prove it
A phone rang near Marine the lavender cat walked by and picked it up
Blaze:hello
Customer:hey can I speak to your damn supervisor
Blaze:well Iam the...
Customer:you know what fuck it you Whore slut hooker
Blaze:but I...
Customer:bye bitch
Marine and Cream tried to carefully sneak out the room while Blaze tried to recover from the storm of insults
(Chef)
Cooks:(Knuckles Enchidna)
Bunnie:hey Knux honey I need a cow sitting pretty on the sun
Knuckles looked utterly dumbfounded at the bunny
Knuckles:um what did you just say(mocking drawl) maam
Buunie:I basically said make a sausage pizza with jalenpenos (drawl) sir
Knuckles handed the pizza to Bunnie in a instant her head popped through the window
Bunnie:(whispering)hey Knux how about a pig with a machine gun
Knuckles:(plainly)let me guess a bacon pizza with hot sauce
Bunnie:no you idiot their is literally a pig holding a machine gun to my head and how do we open the cash register
Bunnie pulled her head back to reveal a silver barrel to her head
Pig Bandit:hurry up girl I don't have all day
Bunnie:just a minute (whispering) help me!
Knuckles dropped his spatula and ran out the back door running to his ford truck
Delivery ( Soleanna)
Drivers:(Manic Hedgehog,Sonic Hedgehog)
Sonic:ah this might be the most peaceful ride yet
Manic:are you sure bro you might want to look out the window
Sonic peaked to see giant balloons of him tied to castle walls
Sonic:Oh no please god no I can't take it
Sonic quickly turned the car around and fled toward the gate but a white projectile hit the car causing it to stop both hedgehogs got out the car
Sonic:what the hell was that a basketball
Manic:maybe it was a whale
The two turned around to a large woman with auburn in a tight white dress
Elise:(slowed)hello my lover
Sonic:um is that you Elise
Elise:of course it is
Manic:no I remember Elise being skinny,pleasent and well you know attractive
Elise:well Iam here now I order pizza everyday hoping I would see you
Sonic:(nervous)well let me get you the pizza
Sonic looked in the black bag to see nothing was in it but a note
Note:hey Sonic it's your pal Vector me and the gang thought it would be a good idea to set up with this delivery let me guess she is already licking on Manic's arm isn't she
Sonic fearfully turned around to see Elise "sampling" Manic's arm with lots of saliva
Back To Note:anyway good luck with that she is getting charged by the hour have fun I hope you brought some cool whip
Elise:come here pizza boy!
Sonic did a quick prayer to whoever was listening and slowly crept over toward her
(Cashier)
Vector:oh my freaking god Iam a genius
Tails:(walking in)hey Vec I came in early to help just in case we are backed up
Vector:oh sure sure just listening to Sonic squirm
Tails:what are you...
Tails was interrupted when Vector placed a walkie talkie near his head
Sonic:(walkie talkie)(crying)(singing):I love Elise,Elise loves me together we can make 200 happy families
Tails:but why
Vector:oh don't act stupid you're the one who came up with the idea
Tails:I did
(Flashback)
Vector:alright Truth or Dare Tails
Tails:Truth
Vector:how would you torture Sonic
Tails:oh easy I would send Sonic to Elise and have her spend the whole day with him
Vector:but she's hot Sonic would enjoy it
Tails:she's hot right now but everybody knows that all Sonic cameos lose their spunk after 3 years
(End Guilty Flashback)
Vector:I don't why but you handed me Sonic's personal hell but thanks Tails
Tails:(gulp)
Sonic:(walkie talkie):oh help oh god she's covering me in tomato sauce
Hey guys this chapter had only 3 segments Iam sorry for that but the comedy and roles get more more complex as we go on Next ChapterMighty!