Sorry everyone for the really late update!! I had a LOT of other stuff to do. Heehee! Okay, I am going to do reviews at the end!!!
Deidara: Why, yeah?
Sugar: -glares- I feel like it!
Deidara: Why, yeah?
Sugar: Because I do!
Deidara: Why, yeah!?
Sugar: BECAUSE!!!
Deidara: Why, yeah.
Sugar: IS THERE A FUCKING OFF BUTTON HERE!? -pokes Dei-
Deidara: hehe, that tickles, yeah!
Sugar: -falls anime style-
S/D: ENJOY (YEAH)
.:**:.
"PERVERT!"
Sakura screamed, high and off pitch, kneeing her roommate in the stomach, causing him to roll sideways off the bed and onto the floor.
"What the fuck was that for, you crazy bitch, yeah!?" Deidara snapped, gritting his teeth.
"What the fuck do you think it was for, you conceited bastard!?" Sakura yelled back.
She sat up straight, leaning over to look at the blonde, who was messaging his neck and sore stomach. Deidara peered back up at Sakura, giving her a long hard glare, blue eyes shimmering and wet with tears from the impact of the punch, in this case, the knee. She smirked in triumph, and glared back.
Hours, it seemed like, passed, and the two still held each other in a death grip with eyes, neither of them giving up the fight. Even though it must have been twelve at night, their eyes stayed wide open, and never drooped. Sparks ignited from their hues, and veins started popping from their necks and foreheads. Teeth clenched together, and soon eyes became blotchy and moist.
Who the hell does this bastard think he is!? Inner Sakura inwardly cursed the blonde boy, punching and kicking bags of air.
I don't know, but I ain't rooming with him even if it costs my life! Sakura replied to her inner.
By now, both of the students' faces were bright red with rage, their eyes starting to tear and spill over. Finally, Deidara broke the long staring contest, and rubbed his itching lids. He stood up, ignoring the smiling Sakura, and unbuttoned his school shirt, letting it pool on the carpet.
Inner Sakura had a nosebleed, while Sakura squeaked in surprise. She hadn't expected that. She blushed a tint of pink, but Deidara hadn't turned around fast enough to see. By the time he had finished stripping, he was in nothing but his boxers. He picked up the articles of clothing on the floor, and threw them carelessly onto one of the white lounge couches.
Sakura quickly dove under the covers, and huddled into a heap, burrowing her face into one of the soft, feather pillows.
"What? Going to bed so soon? I thought we could have some…fun, yeah!" he sneered, watching Sakura bob her head, then shake from beneath the blue comforter.
He shrugged, and climbed nimbly into his own bed, staring at the ceiling in mock interest, while Sakura on the other hand, was cursing his soon to be dead guts.
"I hate you." She seethed, grinding her teeth together.
Deidara turned his head toward the bundle on the bed, and frowned, "I hate you too, pink bitch yeah."
Sakura snarled at the insult, but kept quiet, listing only to the voice of her raged inner.
Bastard! I hate em Sakura! Loathe him! We are NOT going to live here with him! I refuse. He is so inconsiderate, messed up, perverted….
She nodded in agreement with everything Inner said, pulling off her school cloths and dropping them to the floor, leaving her cami and underwear shorts on, her eyes growing weary, and sleepy. Soon, Sakura was dreaming peacefully, smiling as her dream-self walked back up the steps of her old high school, giggling with all her old, non-rich, friends.
.:**:.
Her dream froze over, as her face started to ice up. Abruptly, Sakura sprang upward, her hand flying to her cheeks, only to feel cold to the bone water dripping from her chin. She furrowed her eyes in confusion, as she looked around the room.
"What the hell?" she asked herself, her face growing red with anger, as Deidara opened their dorm room door, fully dressed, hauling a bucket of water.
"Oh, you're up, yeah." He smirked, placing the bucket on the ground, and clucked his tongue.
"Don't cluck your tongue at me!" Sakura snapped, throwing the covers off her body, and padding across the floor to her still roommate. "And I could have woken myself up, thank you very much!"
Deidara shrugged, "Just tried to help yeah," he said innocently, "Some people just aren't appreciative."
Sakura bowed her head, shadowing her face, a huge rage mark taking its place on her head. 'That rich conceited bastard!' She growled inwardly.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Thanks. Though flattery isn't gonna help me get rid of him!
Inner Sakura thought for a moment, as Deidara watched the girl curiously, for she had done nothing to him, and that sparked his interest.
'What is she doing, yeah?' He thought, eyeing her as she giggled manically, her head still facing downward.
Good idea, right? Inner Sakura praised herself, patting her shoulder confidently.
Sakura giggled again, picking up the bucket, and throwing it on top of Deidara, then turned on her heal, and ran to the bathroom, picking up her clothing on the way.
The blonde just stood there, shocked, blinking and totally confused. After realization hit, his eyes ignited into a fiery flare. Veins popped onto his skin, as Deidara raced after her, hitting his head as the bathroom door slammed on his face.
"You dirty bitch! Get out here now, yeah!" He screamed, banging his fists on the door.
Sakura chuckled from inside the washroom, (AN: idk what else to call it, lol) and locked the knob.
She turned on the sink water, and scrubbed her hands with some soap, probably Deidara's, and started to wash her face. She rinsed off the suds, and dried her sopping skin. Ignoring her roommate's constant door knocking, she slipped on her uniform shirt, and zipped up her skirt.
After tying her lacy green bow around her collar, Sakura ran a clean –also probably Deidara's- brush through her hair. Once content, she opened the door, and stepped backward, as the blonde boy toppled over onto the ground, his face by her feet. She casually stepped on him, not over him, on him, and walked to the door, grabbing her school stuff on the way out.
"By Dei-Chan" she called after her, and closed the door.
.:**:.
Ino had come to meet Sakura half way there by the fountain, and walked her to the main school building. They shared some of the same classes, such as History and Gym. The two girls chatted and laughed, strolling down the cement walkway, nearing the academic building.
"So, have you killed him yet?" Ino asked.
Sakura was shocked, "What? Who? What do you mean?" she said, looking at her friend curiously.
"Your roommate, of course. Oh c'mon Sakura, half the school already knows you're bunking with a boy." Ino said, poking Sakura's shoulder.
Sakura flushed, and Ino giggled.
"Just, try not to kill him for now." Ino said, "Because I love him." She quickly added, when Sakura looked at her funny.
"What!? That jerk?" Sakura screamed, grabbing a few of the students, who were also walking to the main building, attention. She blushed and lowered her voice to a husk whisper, "Why?"
Ino shrugged, "Well I sort of have to, I mean, he's my older brother after all."
Now Sakura was really shocked, "You are? You're related to Deidara, how is this possible?" she hissed.
Ino is all sweet, and Deidara is all… not! Inner Sakura said, pushing her two index fingers together, as if to compare the two.
"Sakura. Really!" Ino said "The hair!" She twirled a lock of blonde, "the eyes" Ino fluttered her lashes, "ah hell, the whole feminine complex! Sakura, baby, wake up!"
She thought for a moment, connecting the two together. The long blonde hair. The fringe. The ponytail. The clear blue eyes. It hit her. They look exactly alike.
"Oh, my, god!"
"And she has finally landed on planet earth!" Ino chirped, bouncing a little.
Sakura gave a tiny laugh to that, and bounced along with her friend, while thinking to her inner.
'Wow, who would have guessed? I mean, they're like opposites!'
Yeah I know. Though I hope Ino knows there will be no promises to murder later tonight.
Though I think we'll be the one's getting killed.
We can pray, love.
"So, what is he up to anyway?" Ino asked out of the blue, tuning Sakura back in.
Sakura shook her head "It was hate at first sight really. My life is in danger" Ino looked at her oddly, so she continued, "I threw a bucket of cold water on him this morning."
Ino's mouth dropped open. "Bad thinking Sakura. If his hair gets wet, there will be a knife through your head" the blonde warned, giggling at her own joke.
Sakura shivered, 'What a girly boy' she thought.
The two continued walking, bouncing, to their classes. When they entered the huge academic building, people hushed down, and all eyes were on Sakura, as she started to pad her way down the hall, with Ino trotting behind, looking around confused.
"Her skirt is cut really short" She heard a girl whisper to a friend.
"Hey, do I know her?" another asked.
Sakura kept on walking, ignoring the chatting, gossiping kids, and looked at her schedule.
"I have…" she started, "Math first, later Ino." Sakura waved good bye, leaving a very puzzled blonde girl behind.
"Uh, yeah sure."
The whispering did not subside, as Sakura looked from the slip of paper in her hands, to the numbers on the doors climbing higher and higher as she went. 'Room 206'
"203, 204, 205…" She muttered under her breath, "206!"
Sakura pushed open the glass covered door, and put on her brave face, as she entered the classroom. A raven haired woman peered up from her text books, and looked at the girl with crystal red eyes. She smiled warmly, and turned to her class.
"YO! You buncha chatter boxes! Listen up!" the woman called to her class, as each and everyone closed their mouths, "We have a new student this year." She announced, her voice calmer.
This was her cue. She was to walk in, say her name, take a seat, and ignore all the texting and noise from the rich kids.
"I am Haruno Sakura" she bowed, "and I hope we all can get along."
Whistles, and perverted comments filled the room, as Sakura blushed, and furrowed her brows.
'What rude behavior from rich pampered sons of a…'
"Hey! Aren't your mother and father the designers of Haruno cosmetics?" A girl with brown hair and pigtails called out.
The whole room went up in an uproar.
"I though I knew her from somewhere!" she heard girls and boys say.
"I love her parents cosmetics." she heard some other females and, much to her surprise, males say.
"She's hot"
"I'm jealous. What a lucky girl"
The teacher whistled, and the whole class quieted down again. "Sorry about that Haruno-san," she said, "My name is Kurunai by the way. Please take a seat over by Tenten, Tenten, please raise your hand."
The girl with pigtails stood up and raised her hand, next to her an empty desk. Sakura sighed silently to her self, as she walked nimbly over to the unoccupied seat, and sat down, ignoring the questioning glance at her skirt from her teacher.
Immediately the girl started talking, "I'm Tenten, nice to meat you, Sakura-san.."
"Please call me Sakura" Sakura smiled stiffly. 'I hate it when I can't talk to fucking rich punks.'
She doesn't seem so bad.
"Oh, right, sorry Sakura," Tenten said, "So, you're new here then?"
Sakura nodded, "Yeah, arrived last evening."
"That's great. I hope we can become good friends, I mean, I love your parents designs." Tenten gushed, her pigtails bobbed as she hopped in her seat.
'Oh great, a fan' Sakura thought to herself, but smiled shyly at the brunette. "Thanks. I can tell you like them."
Tenten chuckled a little, "Yeah, though I only really receive designer cosmetics on my birthday, mom says they're too expensive." She mocked, rolling her eyes.
Sakura's eyes brightened. 'So that means…'
She's not rich, yaddi yaddi yah! Inner Sakura said sarcastically, maybe some wealthy parents actually set boundaries for their children, ever thought of that genius?
'Oh c'mon, no wealthy person ever uses the words 'too' and 'expensive' in the same sentence.'
Inner Sakura shrugged, and the girl returned to the eager brunette.
Sakura smiled widely, "I brought a bunch, you can stop by my dorm room and pick some out." She offered, almost laughing aloud at the bright grin on Tenten's lips.
"Really?" Sakura bobbed her head, "Oh, thank you!" Tenten squealed loudly, laughing sheepishly when everyone turned their gaze on her.
Kurunai coughed into her hands, and continued her lesson on algebra formulas. Notes were passed around, and whispers could be heard clearly, but the woman ignored it and continued her job, scratching down problems on the board.
", could you please answer this questions for me?" Kurunai walked over to a sleeping, dark brown haired, male and hit him on the head with a rolled up worksheet.
His eyes opened slowly as he sat up and looked tiredly at the chalkboard. He wiped a little drool from his lips and spoke in a lazy voice, "V equals X squared plus two time the average subtracted by twenty five."
Sakura blinked, and Tenten giggled. Kurunai smiled confidently and nodded her head as if saying, "Bravo ."
The boy groaned and went back to sleep.
"What was that?" Sakura whispered to Tenten.
Tenten laughed quietly and answered in a deep hush, "That was Nara Shikamaru. He may look lazy and totally oblivious, but he's like, the brains of this school. Very focused, and completely smart."
"Wow" Sakura murmured to herself, taking one last look at the sleeping boy, then turned her attention back to the teacher.
Classes went by as quickly as they came, and Sakura met up with Tenten after History, her last class, which was about thirty minutes long, instead of an hour because their teacher had been running late, and the two headed over to Sakura's dorm.
Unlocking the glass door, Sakura dropped her school stuff on the entry, Tenten following suit, padding shyly behind her.
"Hey! Dumb blonde, you here?" Sakura called, slamming the door behind her.
There was a low mumble, and a short redhead trotted from the lounge area, carrying a box full of clay, pastels, paints, and water colors. Their hair was messy, and they had their bangs pinned back with charcoal bobby clips. They had ivory skin, covered in blotches of reds, and greens, with pastel chalk smeared on their apron.
Sakura cocked a brow, "Who're you?" She asked.
The student opened their mouth, just as Deidara walked into the room, coming the same way as the redhead, with a box in his arms. Once Sakura's eyes met his, they both frowned automatically. Tenten, looked at them confused, and the other smirked.
"This is Sasori yeah." Deidara introduced his friend, as Sasori bowed slightly.
They both placed their boxes on the ground carefully, as Deidara casually pinned his hair back with the same clips as Sasori, and picked his box back up from the floor. Sasori readjusted their pins, and followed the blonde in suit.
Sakura chuckled, "Is this your girlfriend dumb blonde?" She teased, as Tenten's face heated with laughter.
Sasori frowned. Deidara coughed audibly into his fists, Sakura giving the three a puzzled look. "What?"
Tenten continued laughing, Sasori padded to the door, opened and closed it, while Deidara calmed himself.
"Sasori, is a guy, yeah." He snorted once, and started to follow his friend out, when he turned around and added, "I'll be out late at Sasori's dorm room, yeah. Don't screw with any of my stuff."
Like that will stop us.
'Hell yeah!'
.:**:.
Deidara: They better not do anything to my stuff yeah!
Sugar: -crosses self- no promises.
Deidara: thanks a whole lot yeah.
Sugar: You're very welcome.
Deidara: Sasori doesn't even look like a girl yeah.
Sugar: With bobby pins he does.
Deidara: o.o you're right yeah.
Sugar: Aren't I always.
Deidara: not answering yeah.
Sugar: Anyway, I am open to ideas so please! If there is something you want to happen in this story, tell me give me ideas, and I will try and add it. It will give me inspiration. Inspiration equals sooner updates. So PLEASE review, and give meh ideas!!!
Reviews:
xSinasinnerx: Haha, thanks, you flatter me. Though I hope you also like this chapter. I'm trying my hardest. Yeah I know, 25 reviews is a lot. But I had huge tests and crap lol.
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Basically this is going to be like a 'Love Hate' fiction, hence the name. I actually don't know what that phrase really means, but in my mind, it's going to follow the story like so: Dei and Saku are going to hate each other so much, that they fall in love. Tons of fights, and sexy moments. Main pairings are: DeiSaku. Side pairings, are: ShikaIno, NejiTen, either KibaHina, or NaruHina (tell me which you prefer in your reviews), PeinKonan (if I add them). And this is the ONLY fiction, -probably not- that Sasuke will be nice, and sweet. Haha, if I add him!
BYE! REVIEW PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!