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Anyways… yeah. Here's the next chapter!

Yawning, I opened my eyes, feeling rather tired. The Akatsuki were all still asleep (I assumed, because I hadn't been poked at yet), and it was rather early on a nice Saturday weekend. Well, it was nice until I heard a strangled mew,

"Um… Abby-san? A little help here?" It was Kisame, with my cat Artemis hissing quietly at him. I let out a little giggle. It was just so hilarious: an S-ranked criminal cowering in fear at the sight of my twelve pound black cat. Never mind the fact said S-ranked criminal was a five pound kitten.

"Te, te, te!" I clicked to my cat,"Arty!" she let one last hiss out and then jumped over to me. I heard a muted kitten gasp as she jumped over Konan. "Sorry, Konan-sama." I said apologetically.

Konan scrambled upright,"It's fine."

"Well, it's time for some introductions, eh?" I said.

"But you know-"

"I meant, I need to introduce you to my cat. Artemis, this is Konan-sama, Pein-sama, Tobi-kun, and Kisame-san. You four, vice versa." I smiled proudly.

"Abby, you need to tell us how we got here, if we're made up in this world." Pein said urgently.

I shrugged,"I dunno. Do you remember the last person you saw?"

There was a hiss from Artemis as a certain red-furred kitten leapt up onto the bed,"I remember Orochimaru."

"Ohayo, Sasori-san! Thankies. So, my guess is that you did something to piss off Orochimaru, and he figured out a time space jutsu and sent you guys here. Something either mutated, or he slipped something into it that made you kittens, and voila!" I waved my arms around.

There was silence, until Pein spoke up.

"That seems too simple. Did you wish us here or something?"

"Nope. You appeared. I wished that you guys could talk, though. It's so cool, actually, having the Akatsuki here! It's like in Fanfictions, and-"

"Fanfictions?" they asked (minus Tobi, who was under the bed at this point.).

"Never mind. But it's cool having my favorite characters come to life!"

"We're your favorite characters?"

"Hell yeah! The goods are just too…"

"Good?" Konan suggested, smirking as much as a kitten can smirk.

"Yeah, that's it! The evil people are always cooler!"

There was a thud,"OW, UN!"

"DeiDei's up!" I almost yelled happily.

Sasori snorted,"DeiDei?"

"Yah. Deidara's too hard to say for a lazy person like me."

"Ab? What are you doing up so early?"

"SCATTER!" I whispered fiercely,"Begin evasive maneuvers, hide under bed is target!"

The Akatsuki scattered, the asleep ones dragged under my bed in a flash.

"Noooothing." I said innocently.

"Really?" Karin leaned against my door.

"Yes, sister dearest."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Really?"

"Oui."

"Really?"

"Si."

"Really?"

"Hai."

"Really?"

"Hai, o-nee-chan."

"Really?"

"Hai, aneki!"

"Really?"

"For the love of Kami, YES!"

"Rea-"

"FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING KAMI YES NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND STOP BUGGING ME!"

Karin smirked and walked out. I growled and looked back at the Akatsuki who were staring at me warily from under my bed.

I shrugged.

They crawled back up onto the bed. Tobi leapt into my lap and started purring. I petted his tiny head. Kakuzu snorted.

I grinned,"What were we talking about?"

Sorry for the teeny length, but I lost inspiration. One review, and you'll get another chapter really early!