A/N: So for some reason the document manager won't let me upload, so I've managed to post this by cutting and pasting over another document. Anyway I'm rambling and it doesn't really matter because there is an update for you.

I've now sat down and properly mapped this story idea out and it might end up a bit longer than I originally thought.

I was blown away by the reviews, so thank you all for reading and commenting on the first chapter. As ever I'd be really happy if you continued to read this story and review if you have the time. I will also try to update my other stories in a timely manner as I don't want to leave them too long either.

As for the address of SandFitches, he he, consider it an author's privilege to know and I'm not telling...

Naomi P.O.V

"Naomi get in here NOW."

I rolled my eyes as Mandy's screech echoed across the building. "I've got to go Eff, I'll speak to you later."

I put the phone down and dutifully got up from my desk, which believe me is a very loose term for the place I sit. I sighed as I made my way into the large glass fronted office wondering what piece of crap she'd come up with for me to do now. Subconsciously I glanced at my watch, it was 11.50. I wondered if midday was too early to be classed as lunch time. I mean I hadn't agreed a specific time with Emily and I didn't want to appear desperate but I had been looking forward to seeing her all morning. Actually that's a lie, I'd been looking forward to it ever since I came back to the office yesterday.

Mandy's voice cut through my thoughts, "Oh I'm sorry, am I keeping you from something more important?"

Before I could stop it the thought 'actually yes you are, I've got a date with a beautiful redhead' popped into my head. I pushed it to one side determined to keep convincing myself I wasn't attracted to Emily, and that this wasn't actually a date. The redhead was just a really nice woman I had met, a potential new friend I had made. With gorgeous red hair that I kept thinking about running my hands through and soulful chocolate brown eyes that I could spend all day looking into and still not be bored. Nope, definitely no attraction there at all. If I said it enough times it was bound to be true right? I looked up to find Mandy staring expectantly at me, shit I hadn't actually answered her.

"No of course not Mandy, what could be more important than working for you?" I replied carefully disguising my sarcasm.

She stared at me for a while clearly trying to work out if I was taking the piss but my face remained innocent and finally she seemed satisfied, "As long as you don't forget that we'll be fine. Right, I have a couple of things for you to do."

I was anticipating the lunch list so I was a bit surprised when instead she reached down and picked up an envelope, "This needs to go into the post before four o'clock today."

I nodded taking it from her hand.

"I need you to pick up my dry cleaning, but not until 5.45." Again I nodded and took the ticket from her. There was no real reason why it had to be picked up at that specific time, it was just another one of the ways Mandy found to jerk me around.

I stood patiently waiting for my next instructions. Mandy glanced up and looked surprised I was still there, she waved me away, "Well go on then, chop, chop."

"Oh, I was expecting the lunch run list." I said trying not to seem too eager.

Mandy shook her head in exasperation, "No lunch run today. Don't you ever listen? We're having lunch with a friend of mine. In fact, we're going to be late if we're not careful. Go and put those things back on your desk and bring me my coat."

Fuck, fuck, fuck, I had forgotten we we're supposed to be going out for lunch. Mandy said it was a friend but it was clear from the way she spoke about her that this woman was probably more than a friend and by the sounds of it would be more than that again this afternoon if Mandy had her way. To be honest we'd been out to lunch and dinner with a few of her 'friends' and Mandy always had a bit too much to drink and threw herself at them. I thought it was a bit pathetic but the surprising thing was that most of the time the blatant offer of a quick shag was taken up.

"But I have plans for lunch today." I blurted out.

Mandy raised her eyebrow, "Tough, cancel them."

I panicked, "I don't have her number."

Mandy looked at me intrigued, "her number? I must say this is a very pleasing development Naomi."

I watched as a lustful look appeared on her face, "It's nothing like that, she's just a friend but we only just met."

"Well whatever she is it's irrelevant. I pay your wages so you'll do as I tell you. Put those things down, get my coat and then we need to go to lunch." The usual look of distain returned to Mandy's face but when she spoke I could detect a hint of disappointment.

I turned and left the room trying to work out why she sounded disappointed. Well I know why but what I meant was I was trying to work out why she was deluded enough to think I would ever sleep with her. I'm not gay and even if, and it's a big if, I was I still wouldn't sleep with her. She was a big woman, not fat exactly, but kind of hefty. Can you imagine being in bed with her? She'd probably knock you out with her bulky arms and legs flying everywhere and she'd be barking orders at you the whole time. Definitely not my type at all, of course not that I had a type when it came to women. But if I were to ever sleep with a woman I knew I'd much prefer a more petite figure, a bit like Emily maybe, all nice and perfectly in proportion. God, being in bed with Emily would be totally different to going anywhere near Mandy. It would be softer and gentler. Don't get me wrong it would still be very passionate but you wouldn't feel under pressure to break the world record for making someone come in the quickest time possible. I allowed myself to get lost in that day dream for a while and could feel myself getting hot under the collar (and worryingly other places) as I imagined what being in bed with Emily would be like.

I shook myself violently from my thoughts, what the fuck is the matter with me? I'd only met Emily yesterday and now I was imagining myself in bed with her, and it was fucking turning me on. Effy was going to piss herself laughing when I told her.

I frowned and mentally chastised myself. Stop getting obsessed and behaving like a teenage boy with a crush.

Then it hit me, that was all it was, a crush. I have a silly crush on Emily and it doesn't mean anything. I immediately felt a lot better and knew I'd be a lot calmer around the redhead when I eventually saw her.

"Naomi, my coat? We're running late." Mandy hollered from her desk.

I quickly put the letter and ticket onto my desk and made my way back towards the office, "Sorry Mandy."

Mandy sighed, "You're totally useless, did I tell you that?"

I felt like saying 'only about 20 times a day' but I bit my tongue. I smiled sweetly at her, it always managed to totally freak her out when I was nice but I couldn't help feeling happy after my epiphany. "Let's go and meet your friend shall we?"

Mandy stared at me with a slightly wild look in her eyes, "I don't know what's the matter with you recently but you've been acting strangely since you came back from lunch yesterday."

Once again all she got was an innocent smile.

"I really don't know what you're talking about." I said as we walked towards the lift on our way to lunch.

Emily P.O.V

The shop was busy today with lots of passing customers who were tired of the pre packed homogenised crap they got from the chains or supermarkets. Normally I wouldn't mind, the day goes by a lot more quickly if I'm active, but today all I could think about was the fact that Naomi would be calling in and if I was busy I wouldn't be able to take a break and spend time with her.

I'd been spoilt yesterday, there were no customers which meant I could focus all of my attention on the blonde. I paused for a second as I remembered the outline of her body, oh God she was seriously hot. I allowed my mind to drift off into a little fantasy where I was helping Naomi change out of her wet clothes. Obviously, they would have to dry so that meant I could spend hours staring at her nearly naked body. I shivered as the daydream reached the same conclusion all of the other ones had, namely a fully undressed Naomi writhing beneath me calling out my name as I made her come.

I shook myself, I hadn't had sex for a while and this elaborate fantasy was clearly how my frustration was manifesting itself. I shrugged, so what if I was fantasising over Naomi, it was harmless enough as long as I didn't get obsessed and behave like a total tit around her. She didn't need to know I was thinking about her last night when I was in bed...

For fuck's sake Emily get a grip will you. Stop being so stupid, you've only just met Naomi and she's probably straight so it won't amount to anything. I thought back to the way she'd flirted with me and how her breathing had slowed when I whispered in her ear. I smiled to myself, if she was 100% straight then I was a Dutchman.

I was interrupted from my musing by a sharp voice, "What the fuck is that expression on your face? You'll put the customers off."

"Well hello Katie, it's nice to see you too." I responded sarcastically as my twin moved behind the counter.

"I'm waiting Em." Katie said expectantly as she served the next customer.

I rolled my eyes, Katie was like a bloodhound when she suspected something was up. She'd always been the same, even when we were kids, she just couldn't let things go. She would keep on at me all afternoon unless I told her why I had the soppy look on my face when she walked in. I sighed, knowing full well Katie's disapproval was merely seconds away.

Don't get me wrong Katie never really had a problem with me being gay, I mean she was a bit surprised at first but that was because she couldn't understand how we could be identical and yet bat for opposite teams. I'd never shown the slightest interest in boys, unlike Katie who has had a different man on the go every week since the age of about 13. So no, I don't suppose anyone in my family was hugely shocked when I brought a girl called Gemma home to meet them when I was 15. To be honest I think my parents were relieved one of their daughters seemed to be interested in having a relationship with someone.

I looked up to find Katie standing with her arms folded, she was tapping her foot impatiently, "You might as well tell me what her name is, you've been behaving like a sap since yesterday."

I sighed, "Her name's Naomi, she came in the shop yesterday when it was quiet and we ended up talking over lunch."

Katie continued to tap her foot, "And?"

I might have known I wouldn't get away with the scant level of detail I had offered. "She's a bit taller than me, has blonde hair and the most stunning blue eyes I've ever seen."

Katie snorted, "Yeah right, it was her eyes that captivated you. Tits?"

"Yeah, she has tits Katie." I responded.

Katie gave me a withering glance, "You know exactly what I mean. Or was it her arse?"

I rolled my eyes, "Do we have to do this now?"

Katie shrugged, "You know you're always dying to talk about your latest pointless crush hoping this time I'll approve. I'm going out tonight so we won't get a chance at home."

Sometimes being a twin is a bitch, Katie almost knew me better than I knew myself. She was right, I was desperate to tell her about Naomi and I wanted her approval when the blonde came into the shop.

I took a deep breath and got on with the orders as I talked to Katie, "She came in yesterday wanting some weird sandwiches but I'd already spotted her outside. I made some lame joke asking if the order was for a group of pregnant women which she didn't get at first but eventually she smiled and that's when I noticed her eyes."

I paused as my sister tutted and mumbled, "Here we go again."

"I'm telling the truth K, I've never seen eyes as beautiful as hers." I replied indignantly.

"If you say so. Carry on." Katie said with a smirk.

I finished making the panini and put it into the large toaster, "She is seriously, seriously fit, I was practically drooling at one point. She had a coat on at first but she took it off when she sat down and I had to stop myself moaning out loud. Amazing body, fabulous tits and an arse to die for."

"Did she catch you?" Katie enquired.

I nodded, "Twice. Once when she was deciding on her sandwich and the second time when she was leaving. I was staring at her arse and she turned around and caught me."

Katie laughed, "Em, I keep telling you to be more subtle. What was her reaction?"

I smiled, "She found it funny both times I think. The first time we flirted a bit after she threatened to sue me for excessive perving."

Katie raised her eyebrow, "And the second?"

I couldn't help a small laugh escaping, "She told me her name was Naomi, in case I was wondering who I was perving at.

"For fuck's sake Em, you didn't even ask her name before you started mentally undressing her?" Katie exploded.

"Oh piss off Katie, you don't always ask a bloke's name and that's sometimes even after you've shagged him." I responded causing my twin to blush slightly.

She muttered something under her breath about it adding to the mystery and removed the sandwich from the toaster. We'd actually got quite a good production line in operation and had been happily working together while we talked. I glanced at the clock, official lunchtime was almost over and most people would be heading back to their offices soon. I sighed as the door opened and once again there was no sign of the blonde. My disappointment didn't go unnoticed.

"Are you hoping she'll come in?" Katie asked.

I shrugged, "We sort of arranged to meet up again today."

Katie stared at me, "How can you sort of arrange to meet up? Either she said she'd be in today or you're going off on one of your flights of fancy again."

I glared at her, "She said she was going to come in this lunchtime but she's obviously changed her mind."

"Maybe she's just not that into you." Katie quipped.

My face fell, "Probably not..."

Katie snorted, "Oh come on Em, it was a joke. Of course she'll be into you, she's not blind is she?"

I shrugged, "No, but I'm not even sure she's gay. Maybe she isn't into me because she isn't into women."

Katie stared at me like I was mad, "Jesus Christ Ems, I know you're a bit out of practice and I keep teasing you about the fact you keep developing these inappropriate crushes, but you know I'm only kidding right? Surely, you must have picked up some sort of vibe from this Naomi otherwise you wouldn't have been flirting."

I nodded, "I thought I did but maybe I just wanted it to be true because I found her so attractive. I must have scared her off."

"What because you were ogling her so much?" Katie asked.

I could feel myself turning red as she stared at me.

"Emily Fitch, out with the whole sorry tale now." Katie demanded.

I sighed, "After she had told me her name I said I preferred the moniker I'd given her and I was going to keep using that instead. But I refused to tell her what it was so she called me sandwich girl and left. I called out after her and used her nickname when I said I'd see her tomorrow."

"Which was?" Katie said impatiently.

"Hottie McNicearse" I mumbled quietly.

The eruption of laughter that came out of Katie's mouth actually made one of the customers jump it was so loud. Eventually she calmed down enough to speak, "You actually called her that?"

I nodded as the red blush swept over my face again.

"Out loud, to her face?" Katie continued.

Again I nodded, this time going an even deeper shade of crimson. "Did I come on too strong?"

Katie laughed, "Maybe, especially if you're not even sure she's gay."

I groaned and placed my hands over my face, "Oh God Katie, how could I have fucked it up so spectacularly? You know I hardly ever make the first move and I haven't had a proper girlfriend for ages."

Katie nodded sagely, "I know Em but there's a really good reason for that."

I waved my hand dismissively, "I'm well aware of that K, but Naomi felt different. Like it could have been the start of something, you know? There was a connection, I'm sure of it, and don't roll your eyes like that I mean something more than the fact I wanted to jump her bones as soon as I looked at her."

Katie's expression softened, "Yeah? Well if that's the case then maybe there's another explanation for her absence today that doesn't involve her being scared off."

I smiled at her, Katie could be a total fucking cow at times but she could also be really sweet, "Thanks for trying to cheer me up."

Katie shrugged, "That's what sisters are for."

Naomi P.O.V

I spooned a large mouthful of the crème brulee into my mouth and tried not to gag. I was desperate to finish lunch and get back to the office, if only to get away from the horrific sight in front of me. Mandy and her 'friend' Shelly had spent the entire lunch eye fucking each other and kept finding even more spurious reasons to touch each other across the table. I jumped at one point as I felt a foot heading up my leg until the toes were dangerously close to my crotch. The surprise must have shown on my face because Mandy giggled as she apologised and made some comment about me being a spoil sport. For most of the main course and dessert Shelly had been flirting equally with me as well as Mandy. I was trying hard to remain polite but it was getting increasingly difficult as the remarks got more and more suggestive as the wine flowed increasingly freely. I'd only had one or two glasses as I didn't want to get drunk around these two, especially given the mood they were both in and some of the suggestions they had made, not at all subtly, about a threesome being much more fun.

It's not that I'm homophobic at all, each to their own as far as I'm concerned and I'll always fight for equal rights and justice. The reason I hated it when Effy said I was gay wasn't because the thought of being a lesbian repulsed me it was simply the fact that it wasn't true. If I was gay then I'd admit it and be proud of the fact, it wasn't something to be ashamed of. I just wasn't about to admit to something that wasn't accurate, no matter how much Effy fucking Stonem badgered me. Apart from my recent crush on Emily, I'd never thought of a girl in a sexual way before. Well, I suppose I had a bit when I first hit puberty but everyone has confusing dreams about their best friend when their hormones kick in don't they? There was also this girl at school who was two years ahead of me, I remember admiring her from afar but that was just because I wished I was as pretty as she was. But as soon as I lost my virginity, I knew cock was the way forward for me. Apart from a few drunken kisses with Effy at parties for a dare I'd been a red blooded heterosexual ever since.

I was brought out of my thoughts by a question from Shelly, I was pretty sure I had heard correctly but I just needed to check, "Did you just ask me if I'd ever fucked two women at once before?"

Shelly nodded, "Well have you? Screwed two women at once?"

I dropped my spoon, "Look Shelly, I'm not sure what Mandy has said about me but I've never even shagged one woman let alone two at the same time. I'm straight."

Shelly held up her left hand, "And I'm married sweetheart, but it doesn't mean I don't like a nice bit of pussy on the side."

My face must have displayed the shock I was feeling as I heard Mandy laugh, "Come on Naomi, there's no need to be a prude about this. How do you know you don't like muff munching if you've never tried it? All we're offering is an opportunity for you to test it out. If you still don't like it then we'll leave you alone."

How on earth was I going to answer that without losing my job? Thanks for the offer Mandy but I'd rather chew off my own arm than have sex with you or your skanky friend. I glanced at my watch and realised I had to get out of here now if I wanted to catch Emily before she closed the shop for the day. Now if Emily was sitting across the table offering to introduce me to the Sapphic delights of girl on girl action...

Stop it! You will not imagine Emily without any clothes on, it's rude and disrespectful, I silently chastised myself. But it was too late as another image of a very naked redhead popped into my brain. Come on Naomi, you need to focus all your attention on getting out of here otherwise there won't be any redhead at all, naked or not.

I looked up to find Mandy smirking at me, "I'm glad you've taken the time to think about our offer."

I had to think quickly, "Err, yeah about that."

Shelly leaned forward and gave me a full on view of her ample cleavage, it was not a pleasant sight I can assure you, "So what's it to be? Are we going to get the chance to make the newborn scream?"

Yeah, scream in horror. There's about as much chance of you making me scream with pleasure as a football team from Bristol winning the Champions League. Suddenly I thought of a way I could get out of this without getting, or being forced into, the sack.

"Tempting as the offer is I'm going to have to say no. I need to get back to the office and post that letter for you Mandy." I said trying not to sound too relieved.

Mandy glanced at her watch, "Fuck, you'd better get going. That needs to be in the post today. It's my Mum's Birthday card and she'll kill me if it's late. Looks like it's just the two of us babes."

Shelly gave me a wink as I got up, "Never mind Mands, I'm sure we can find plenty to keep us occupied for the afternoon. It's still a shame you have to go Naomi, I was looking forward to dipping my fingers into a new honey pot."

I forced myself to smile at them both before leaving. Once outside I hailed a cab, Mandy had thrown some money at me before I left and I realised that not only did I have enough to get back to the office I also had enough to make up the shortfall from yesterday's sandwich order. I nervously glanced at my watch, and decided I'd better stop off to see Emily on the way back to the office. I gave the cab driver instructions and sat back desperately hoping that I would be in time to catch the redhead.

Emily P.O.V

I finished tidying everything up and handed Katie the last of the dishes to put away. Now all I needed to do was collect the takings from the till and put them in the safe upstairs. I was still really disappointed Naomi hadn't called in like she said she would and in spite of her best efforts to cheer me up Katie could tell I was a bit hurt by the rejection.

I sighed loudly, "I'm just going to put the money into the safe and then we can go."

"Ok, I'll have a quick check around that everything has been switched off." Katie said as I made my way upstairs. As I opened the safe I was sure I heard the door of the shop go, Katie was supposed to lock it and change the sign to 'closed' but she'd obviously been distracted. I deposited the money and locked the safe before making my way back down the stairs. As I approached the shop I could hear raised voices.

"Stop fucking staring at me like that you filthy pervert." Katie called out.

"I'm not staring at you like anything, I've already apologised for mistaking you for Emily." A familiar voice stated back.

I quickly entered the room and saw the blonde standing with her arms folded and a big scowl on her face. When she saw me she relaxed and gave me a big smile, "Hi, I'm glad I caught you. I came to apologise for not coming at lunchtime, I'd forgotten I was having lunch with my boss and to give you your money."

"So is this her then?" Katie said dismissively nodding towards Naomi.

I was so pleased to see the blonde that I'd almost forgotten we weren't alone, "Katie, shut up but yes this is Naomi, the person I was telling you about earlier."

Katie snorted, "Well I can assure you she's definitely not straight and I think she might have a bit of a thing for you judging by her comment when she entered the shop."

I looked toward Naomi, who had started to blush. Oh God, I think she just got more adorable right before my eyes. Then Katie's words sank in properly, how could she tell so quickly that Naomi wasn't straight?

"Why what happened?" I asked Katie with an amused smile.

Katie tutted, "You'd better ask blondie over there. I was kneeling down checking the cooker was properly unplugged, minding my own business when I heard the door go."

I turned expectantly to Naomi, who quickly looked away unable to make eye contact, "So what did you say?"

"Look, I forgot you had a twin, in my defence I thought it was you and not a complete stranger I'd never even met..." Naomi said falteringly.

"Oh so that makes it better does it? You only perv on people you know and not random strangers?" Katie said in disgust.

Naomi shook her head furiously, "No, no, no. That's not what I meant at all. I hate women being objectified like that, it's degrading."

"You could have fooled me..."Katie started with derision.

I held my hands up, "Is one of you going to tell me what happened? Or shall I have a rough guess. Naomi walked in, thought you were me and made a comment like nice arse to get me back for yesterday."

"Not exactly. I didn't mean to say it out loud, it just slipped out." Naomi said in an embarrassed tone.

I raised my eyebrow and waited patiently for her to continue.

I watched Naomi sigh and start speaking in a resigned tone, "I might as well get this over with and I'll understand if you never want to speak to me again afterwards, it was a pretty base comment. Like I said I'd normally be the first one to protest if a man said it to a woman, but there's no excuse really. I walked into the shop and was pleased because you hadn't left yet. I saw your sister bending over but I thought it was you so without thinking I said the first thing that came into my head."

"Which was?" I asked.

Naomi groaned, "I still can't believe I said this out loud. I said, 'now that's a muff I wouldn't mind munching.' Oh God, I'm so embarrassed."

I stood with my mouth hanging open.

Katie pointed her finger at the blonde, "And she was totally perving on my arse when I got back up to ask her what the fuck that was supposed to mean, she was practically salivating over the floor. Then she tried to offer me money to shut me up."

"I've already explained I offered you the money because I owed Emily from yesterday, not to buy your silence. I mean I wouldn't get far with £3.50 would I?" Naomi said exasperatedly.

I still hadn't said anything by this point as I was still a bit in shock over Naomi's comment. But it appeared Katie had been right, Naomi was clearly not a straight as I thought and she definitely seemed to be into me if her remark was anything to go by. I mean you don't have thoughts like that about another girl unless there's a bit of gay lurking in you somewhere. I could feel myself starting to get excited, it was silly, but at least I knew that I wasn't the only one having inappropriate daydreams. One thing was still bugging me though and I needed to know the answer.

I turned towards Naomi, "What on earth made you even think that, let alone say it out loud?"

She groaned again, "I really don't know, I'm not even gay for Christ's sake."

Katie snorted, she was doing that quite a bit during this conversation, "Listen sweetheart, you might be in denial about it but your first thought when you see another woman isn't 'I want to fuck her' unless you're a lezza."

I smiled to myself as Katie voiced what I'm pretty sure we were all thinking.

Naomi stared at me with a furrowed brow, "Maybe it's because I was with my boss and her friend and they've been propositioning me all lunch time, trying to get me to have a threesome with them. I was thinking over pudding that I wouldn't sleep with either of them even if I was gay but it'd be different if you asked. I really tried not to think about it honestly, but then the image of you naked popped into my head. So I suppose it was on my mind when I came into the shop..."

I watched the blonde trail off as suddenly she realised what she'd been saying. She was even more gorgeous when she rambled but especially so when she was rambling about me.

She swallowed uncomfortably, "That explanation hasn't made things better has it?"

I tried not to smile but couldn't help it, I shook my head, "considerably worse I'd say."

"Oh for fuck's sake, why don't you get a room?" Katie exploded.

Once again, I had forgotten she was even still here, "Katie! Don't be so bloody rude."

She glanced at her watch, "Look Ems, we'll be late if you're not careful and I can't stand all this pussy footing around much longer. What is it with you lezzas and your longing looks across a crowded room crap. You like her, she likes you, arrange a fucking date already."

I looked at the clock Katie was right, there was somewhere I had to be and I was going to be late if I didn't leave soon, "Don't worry about her, I told you she was loud and obnoxious. You don't have to ask me out if you don't want to."

I looked up to find Naomi frowning at me, "Oh, I was quite looking forward to getting to know you a bit better. But if you don't want to then that's ok."

We were interrupted by Katie screaming, "Jesus Christ, kill me now. This is painful. Em do you fancy Naomi?"

I blushed and nodded, "Yes."

Katie smiled sarcastically, "Great. Naomi do you feel the same way about Emily?"

I watched the blonde open and close her mouth a few times, "I'm not... I mean...maybe...I..."

"A simple yes or no is sufficient." Katie said rolling her eyes.

"Well, um, yeah then. I suppose I do." Naomi replied also going bright red.

Katie clapped her hands, "Excellent, so when are you next free?"

Naomi glanced at me, "Actually I've got tomorrow afternoon off, if that's any good?"

"I can't leave the shop and it's too short notice to get cover in, sorry." I responded unable to hide my disappointment.

Katie shook her head, "Emily would love to go out with you tomorrow, so here's what's going to happen. Tomorrow lunch time I'm going to work in the shop and give Emily the afternoon off. You are going to pick her up at 12.30 and take her out somewhere, I don't care where but make sure it's not a dive. I'll deal with everything."

I started to protest "But what about..."

"Em I said I'll deal with everything, and I meant it. You just concentrate on having a good time." Katie said firmly.

I smiled at her, like I said sometimes she did things for me that were so nice it made me forget about all the times she was a total cow. It was taking all my strength not to run over and hug her, but I didn't want to be too giddy in front of Naomi. Well I had to act out the pretence that I was cool, calm and collected didn't I?

Naomi coughed, "Right, I'd better get back to work, my boss might have finished her shag fest by now and I've got a card to post and some dry cleaning to collect. So I'll see you tomorrow at 12.30 then."

I nodded and stood rooted to the spot as she left the shop. Suddenly I bolted out of the door after her, "Naomi, wait."

I watched her turn back towards me with a smile, "Did you forget something?"

"Can I have your phone please?" I asked to her surprise.

She nodded and handed it over. I keyed in my number and saved it before handing the phone back. "Call me next time you're going to be this late, it saves me staring anxiously at the door every two minutes."

She was now grinning at me but her smile disappeared as she scrolled though the entries, "I don't think it's saved your number properly."

I leaned up and quickly pecked her on the cheek, "I've stored it under sandwich girl, in case you missed it."

With that I promptly turned around and walked back towards the shop. I knew she was still watching me so I tried to move as sexily as I could but it was quite hard when all I wanted to do was do a little dance because an incredibly hot woman had just asked me on a date. Well alright technically my sister had forced the issue but who gives a toss? The outcome was the same, Naomi was taking me on a date tomorrow.

I grinned at Katie as I came back indoors.

"Your phone's just beeped." She said motioning towards my bag which I'd left on the counter.

I searched for the phone and smiled when I saw it was a new number on the caller display.

This is just a test to make sure you've got my number too. I trust when I check tomorrow I'll be stored in the correct place along with all the other H's? Try not to have too many daydreams about my arse between now and then. You practically drool when you do.

I laughed, so she'd noticed the drooling then, and she'd still asked me out. She must really like me. I typed my reply.

Number received and stored accordingly, although I fleetingly thought about putting you in with the M's for modest. Try not to picture me naked too much, you probably have a good imagination and it'll only raise false expectations.

I received a reply almost immediately.

Too late. There you go again appearing naked in my mind. It's quite a handy way of relieving the boredom at work actually.

I was about to reply and tell Naomi not to be so cheeky, when the phone beeped again.

Got to go now as the bitch of a boss is sure enough back, so I'll see you tomorrow at 12.30. By the way, I have an excellent imagination but from what I've seen I'm sure I won't be disappointed either. ;)

I shivered in anticipation as I put my phone away, tomorrow couldn't come round soon enough as far as I was concerned.