Killua: Kurapika, it's Killua.

Killua: You haven't been answering any of my messages.

Killua: Even when Gon was hurt you still never answered.

Killua: ….

Killua: Gon's been kidnapped and he doesn't have any Nen.

Killua: …

Killua: Text me back when you feel like actually being a friend.

Killua: It's Killua. What are you doing?

Leorio: Studying, eating, watching TV and jer

Leorio: I accidentally pressed send just forget the last thing

Leorio: What's up?

Killua: Gon's been kidnapped and I need your help.

Leorio: WHAT? WE JUST SAVED HIM!

Killua: Typing in capitals won't get us anywhere.

Leorio: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT BASTARD GING?! HOW COULD HE LET GON GET INTO TROUBLE AGAIN?!

Leorio: FDGKJFDGJOAJAWEORK

Killua: Leorio, SHUT THE HELL UP! We need to figure out who did it.

Leorio: You healed him somehow, don't you have a way to find out?

Killua: I can't use that anymore. We need to put our heads together and figure this out.

Leorio: Okay, I'll try texting Kurapika.

Killua: I don't think it'll work. I already tried.

Leorio: I CAN HANDLE IT! YOU JUST TEXT KAITO!

Killua: Kaito, Gon's been kidnapped.

Killua: We need your help.

Killua: Do you have any idea what happened after Ging left?

Killua: Answer me, dammit.

Kaito: Ging's number is 1-800-Best Dad Ever.

Killua: Not funny. I really need your help.

Kaito: I don't think it's funny either but that's really his number. He had it changed after the election so Gon wouldn't be able to call him.

Killua: I'll try it. Are you going to help us?

Kaito: Busy.

Kaito: Text later.

Kaito: Bye.

Killua: What the hell? Gon risked everything for you and now that he's in trouble you're 'busy'?

Killua: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Meanwhile—

Leorio: KURAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPIIKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAA!

Leorio: GON'S BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE PHANTOM TROUPE!

Kurapika: The Phantom Troupe? Where are you right now?

Leorio: SO YOU HAVE BEEN GETTING MY MESSAGES!

Leorio: I ONLY SENT TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY FOUR. IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU'D DIED. YOU BASTARD!

Kurapika: We don't have time, Leorio. If Gon's been kidnapped by the Troupe and they haven't contacted me yet, every second counts.

Leorio: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Kurapika: Think, Leorio! If they don't want to use him as a bargaining chip, why would they kidnap one of my friends? I don't think it's to play rock paper scissors.

Leorio: True enough. OKAY! Do you know where they are?

Kurapika: No but we'll rendezvous with Killua and figure it out.

Kurapika: Let's meet in Yorknew city, since that's where we last saw them. I heard they were in Meteor City for a bit, so we'll head there.

Leorio: Fine. I'll text Killua. See you there.

Leorio: Bastard.

Killua: Is this Ging?

Ging: No.

Killua: Fine.

5 Minutes Later

Ging: What would you say if it was Ging?

Ging: Just out of curiosity.

Killua: Gon's dead.

Ging: No.

5 more minutes pass

Ging: ….Is Gon really dead?

Ging: Hello?

Ging: HELLO?

Ging: Killua I know it's you, Gon gave me your number.

Ging: He wouldn't die, anyway. He's my son.

Ging: He didn't have any Nen when I left though….

Ging: Don't tell me he's really dead.

Ging: That brat wouldn't dare die after everything he went through to find me. He'd keep looking.

Ging: …Why can't I reach his phone?

Killua: Gon. Is. Dead.

Leorio: Killua, I got a hold of Kurapika. He wants us to meet up in Yorknew city. I told him it was the Troupe that kidnapped Gon.

Killua: Good enough start. I texted Ging and I think I can get him to meet us.

Leorio: Good. I feel like punching the asshole in the face again.

Ging: Tell me what happened.

Killua: Meet me in Yorknew city tomorrow or you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Ging: I don't have time!

Killua: See you there.

Ging: Fuck.

Illumi: Kil, I heard your friend is gone.

Illumi: Why won't you ever answer me?

Illumi: And here I was, ready to tell you everything.

Killua: What do you know?

Illumi: Gon, was it?

Killua: What about him?

Illumi: I heard Gon is gone. Ah! It's kind of funny, isn't it?

Killua: …

Illumi: Well, anyway. Don't bother looking for him.

Killua: What do you mean?

Illumi: Just what I said. If you look for him, you'll regret it.

Killua: What. Did. You. Do.?

Illumi: I did nothing. You did, though. It's your fault he's going to wind up dead, Kil.

Killua: WHERE IS HE?

Illumi: If you and Alluka join me, maybe he'll be okay.

Killua: YOU TOOK HIM? I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU

Illumi: Don't fight an opponent you can't beat, Kil. We'll talk again. Bye.

Killua: WHERE'S GON?

?: Hello, Killua~

Killua: Who is this?

?: If you ever want to see Gon again, you'll do what I say~