Thanks to Rebecca Calzone for this next idea :)
What if the countries met America's states?
America ran into the room, panic written all over his face.
"Hurry! Act natural!" he screamed running round the table.
All the countries stared at him.
"What are you doing?" France asked innocently.
"Yeah, I thought you were the Hero?" Britain commented.
America gulped.
"My... children, I suppose, are visiting!"
Everyone gasped.
"You have children!" shouted Germany.
"Are they cute?" Italy asked jumping up and down.
"Yeah! You could probably call them children. But they are devils!" America yelled hiding behind Britain.
"Sorry but you're not hiding behind me," Britain laughed, "I'm having way too much fun with this!" America slid under the table as a small girl in a floaty red dress came in the room.
"You're really cute! I'm Italy!" He said jumping at the girl.
"Keep you're %^%$*€% hands off you %$#^€€ idiot!"
Italy ran away to Germany.
"Oh calm down cry baby! Where's my dooche of a dad?"
"He's over there!" Britain shouted pointing at America who was now crawling across the floor.
"Oh, hi darling." America said nervously.
"Don't Darling me!" she screamed plowing her way across the floor, "All other of your 49 children got a present but I don't!"
"Wow! You've been busy!" France said gliding towards America.
"Yeah," He said rubbing the back of his neck.
"Dad! Listen to me!"
"Yes, yes darling." America said.
"Why didn't I get a present?"
"Um... Well... Oh I give up. I forgot!" America blurted out running behind Germany, "I'm sorry Texas! I'll buy you some hot wings or something!"
"Okay daddy!" Texas said skipping away.
"Yeah... Bye!"
Texas left the room.
"Dads in one of his weird moods again Hawaii," Texas said as she passed a beaming girl in a grass skirt and cropped top.
"Hey dad!" Hawaii smiled, "These must be your friends!"
"Hello, I'm China aru!"
"Nice to meet you!"
"How's my favourite girl?" America beamed at her.
"HOW COME SHE'S YOUR FAVOURITE!" The shout rose from behind the door.
"Hide me." America whimpered.
What if all the countries were Britain's slaves?
"Clean Italy! Clean!"
"Yes Awesome Master Britain!" Italy whimpered at Britain.
"Austria!" Britain yelled.
"Yes, Awesome Master Britain."
"Play some soothing music."
"Of course, Awesome Master Britain."
Britain sat on his comfy chair that had been swiftly pushed behind him by Japan.
"China!"
"Yes, Awesome Master Britain aru."
"STOP SAYING ARU AFTER EVERYTHING!"
"Yes, Awesome Master Brotain a-"
"Be my foot stool!" Britain demanded lifting his feet up.
"Yes, Awesome Master Britain aru!"
"You are so annoying! I want to punch something! Germany! America!"
The two countries sprinted to Britain.
"Bring me my punch bag!"
"Yes, Awesome Master Britain!"
The countries soon returned holding a struggling France.
"String him up over there." Britain said waving a finger to the corner.
They did as they were told. Britain strolled over and began punching France.
"Stop Britain!"
"It's Awesome Master Britain to you!" he yelled turning round.
"I'm the leader of the revolution, Awesome Prussia!" Prussia yelled.
Gasps flew up from everywhere.
"Let these countries go!"
Suddenly everyone stopped what they were doing and ran at Britain.
In short Britain's life would be shorter.