Any idea's on where I might find my toenail? I lost it... I'm serious it's no longer on my toe...
"INTRUDER!" Tigress yelled. The five then threw plates at Po.
"Hey!" Po yelled as a plate smashed in his face. "I'm Po! You know, the Dragon Warrior?"
"Don't be ridiculous!" Monkey said while kicking Po in the face. "Oogway hasn't chosen the Dragon Warrior yet!"
"And if he did" Tigress continued. "It would be one of us! Not some flabby panda!"
"Hey!" Po yelled. Tigress then threw a punch. Po picked up a chair and used it to block the punch. "Yeah, well the universe is funny that way" Po stated while using the chair to block the fives attacks. Po jumped on the table to avoid Tigress. Then he jumped to the sealing to avoid Crane. Monkey then puched him down and Po jumped up and kicked Monkey down. He then used the chair to repeatedly deflect attacks. Viper lunged at him and he wrapped her around the legs of the chair. Crane then flew towards him but Po got his head stuck in the rails of the chair. Mantis jumped towards Po and smashed into the bottom of the chair. Monkey leaped at him and Po slammed the chair on him. Tigress then punched just above Cranes head and got her arm stuck. Po then threw them off the chair.
"Whoa! where did this guy come from?" Mantis asked. "He's got some serious skills!"
"Mantis it's Po! Po! Po! Po!" He yelled while blocking attacks. "Lovable, sharp dresser... nothing?" Tigress then punched Po in the face. "OW!" Po cried. "Tigress! we're friends! You don't attack me!"
"Then why does it feel so right?" Tigress asked clenching her fists.
Po paused. "Well, you usually want to attack me..." Po thought for a second. "But you hold back!"
"He can't take all of us at once!" Crane pointed out. "On three. One, two"
"Three!" The five yelled. Po then did the mindslip trick on all five of them. as they fell to the ground, he landed on them. He then got up and left the room. Xue was standing in the hallway.
"PO!" She yelled.
"Wait!" She heard Tigress say. "Could you be Monkey?"
"What did you do to my mom?" Xue asked.
"I used the fluttering Finger Mindslip on her and the rest of the five!" Po confessed.
"OH MY GOSH! WHERE ARE MY LEGS!" Viper yelled, interrupting Xue and Po's conversation.
"I am-" Xue began before another one of Vipers out bursts interrupted her.
"OH MY GOSH! I'M S SNAKE!" Viper yelled. Xue and Po then peeked in the kitchen to see what was going on.
"I am." Crane said continuing his sentence. "I need a name with real panash!"
"Oh!" Mantis blurted out. "How about... Bunny Cup.. Hat? Does that mean anything? ARE THOSE REAL WORDS?" Po and Xue then ran to the library.
"Not good! Not good!" Po panicked as the ran in. "This is the worst thing I've ever done!" Po stopped. "Well, top five..."
"PO!" Xue yelled.
"Right right right!" Po said really fast. "Gotta make them remember us!" Po then dived in the pile of scrolls on the floor. "Where did I put that scroll? Ooo" Po said picking up a scroll. "Spicy broth noodles..."
"PO!" Xue screamed at the top of her lungs. She was next to the pile. Po then dived back in, as Shifu arrived. "This should be good." Xue said sarcastically.
Shifu picked up a scroll that rolled towards him. "How is the studying coming Panda?" He asked. "Have you learned anything new?"
"Uh about that..." Po said as he jumped out of the pile. "So uh.. It's possible maybe that I have uh..."
"HE USED THE FLUTTERING FINGER MINDSLIP ON MY MOM AND THE REST OF THE FIVE!" Xue yelled. Po's eyes widened in fear. "And he lost the scroll he learned it from!"
"What!" Shifu yelled. "Do you know what this means?" Po did the mindslip trick on Shifu.
"PO!" Xue yelled.
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to do that!" Po apologized. "It's sort of a reflex! It was all, reflexy..." He then laughed nervously. "Hey Shifu so, to sum up I or, Xue just told you that I erased the fives memory with the fluttering finger mindslip that I learned from a scroll that I lost. Then, you punished me and I learned a valuable lesson."
"I punished you?" Shifu asked. He then looked at Xue who was shaking her head.
"Yes, very severely. I hated it. Allot." Po answered.
"Yeah" Xue said sarcastically. "You sure learned your lesson."
"Any who..." Po began, glaring at XUe. "Here we are. Fixing the problem. Without anger."
"There must be an antidote." Shifu started. "We have to search the cave of mysteries. Xue, keep an eye on the five."
"Yes master." Xue said, bowing. She then ran off.
"The cave of mysteries?" Po asked excitedly. "That sounds awesome! And serious." Po and Shifu then left.
Xue ran into the Barack's to grab Leng. "Come on hun" She said sweetly. "Let's go find mommy."
The five walked up the stair towards the Hall of Warriors. "Hey" Viper said. "I think we might live there."
"It's pretty sweet!" Mantis said in a childish tone. "Because I vote yes." Monkey was feeling the moss on a rock.
"Have you guys seen this?" Crane asked. "My knee's totally bend the wrong way... IS THIS NORMAL?" He tugged on monkeys leg. Monkey then jumped and kicked crane in the neck. Crane fell back and nearly landed on Tigress who kicked him and pinned him by his neck.
"Judging by our fighting skills..." Tigress began. "We must be bakers."
"Yes, very dangerous bakers." Monkey added.
"Well, I'm going inside." Mantis stated. "Dibs on the big bed room!" The five then started up the stairs.
"Revenge will be mine!" Taotie yelled while looking at the five through a telescope. "They will be easy targets frozen with fear! Once they get a look at my bamboo bird of unbearable retribution!" He then laughed evilly. "Okay Bian Zao start peddling."
"I know how to drive a giant bamboo bird dad!" Bian Zao said. "I'm not an idiot!"
"I'm not saying you're..." Taotie began. "Can we just not do this now? Can we just destroy the Furious Five now and save the bickering for later?"
"I don't know!" Bian Zao said as he began to peddle. "Can we?" They then took off.
Tigress heard a strange sound. She and the rest of the five turned around to see what it was. "They're gonna lose it when they see me" Taotie bragged. "Taotie! their arch nemesis!" Taotie and Bian Zao then crashed just above the door way of the Hall of Warriors. and fell to the ground.
"Furious Five!" Taotie yelled. "First you delude yourselves in false victory then you have the audacity to send me a bill?" the five stared at him, confused. "Taotie..." He said.
"Is that your name? or an animal?" Crane asked.
"Behold." Shifu said. Him and Po were in a cave. "Scrolls fifty-one through ten-thousand."
"Ten-thou ou ou..." Po stuttered. "We have to read through ten-thousand scrolls?" The cave echoed. "Can't we just skip to the last one?" Shifu elbowed Po in the hip.
"The shortest path does not necessarily mean to the correct destination." Shifu said. "We start at fifty-one." Shifu then grabbed a scroll and handed it to Po. "Alright settle in Panda. This could tale-"
"Found it!" Po interrupted.
"Let me see that!" Shifu said taking the scroll from Po. "If you mindslip someone repeatedly" He read. "Their memory will begin to deteriorate on their own until they can't even remember how to breath..." He closed the scroll "We have less than an hour to reverse it!"
"But how?" Po asked. Shifu opened the scroll again.
"The mindslip can be drawn out" Shifu read "By covering the head with clay from the alabaster pot of remembrance." Shifu closed his eyes and the scroll.
"What?" Po asked.
"The alabaster pot of remembrance can only be reached by going down the corridor of unbelievable agony!" Shifu warned.
"What's with all the long names?" Po asked.
"LEe's go." Shifu instructed.
"No Shifu!" Po said. "This was my mistake! I must be the one to face the corridor of unbelievable agony!"
"Of course you're facing it." Shifu stated. "I'm just going to show you where it is." (Imma just skip the corridor of unbelievable agony part. It's funny but, if you watched the episode like you should have, you know this part)
Xue ran around the Jade Palace with Leng in her arms. The five were no where to be found. "Only one more place." Xue said as she ran up the stairs.
"I think I remember that cake!" Mantis said.
"What?" Xue yelled running in. "Taotie!" Xue yelled.
"She works for them!" Taotie yelled. "Whiskers kitty poo! Attack her!"
"What?" Xue asked. Tigress then punched Xue in the side, making her collapse and drop Leng.
"Taotie?" Shifu asked running in.
"Get him!" Taotie ordered. The five then pinned Shifu.
"What is the meaning of this?" Shifu demanded.
"Save your breath Shifusanidiot!" Tigress yelled.
"So, Shifusanidiot" Taotie said. "We meet at last... again um... what are you waiting for? Start punching him and stuff!"