Hey guys! I've been planning this chapter for a while. The genderbended SPN universe is my favorite thing ever and I'm greatly enjoying this little story.

For the next few weeks, a great many things happened. Deanna and Samantha hunted down a ghost and a very nasty shapeshifter that took the shape of a clown and terrified Sam. Deanna had to pay for a television when she threw a beer bottle at the screen after the dramatic cliffhanger in Doctor Sexy, MD. Sam taught herself how to juggle using two shotguns and a knife. One thing that did not happen was discussion about Dean kissing her best friend. The girls stopped at a diner at the end of the second week, and as she munched on her chef's salad and Deanna inhaled her hamburger, Sam finally felt like they needed to bring "it" up.

"Why did you kiss Cas?"

Deanna spit out her hamburger.

"What?"

"Two weeks ago, Gabriel made a joke about you and Cas. And you got pissed and kissed her to somehow prove your heterosexuality. And she hasn't shown up since. Is there anything going on between you two?"

"No!"

Sam sighed. This was even harder than she imagined it might be.

"Look, all I'm saying is…you can talk to me about anything, okay? I know Mom was…weird about this stuff, but I don't care if you're gay, or bi, or whatever. I want you to be happy. If it's with Cas-"

"Please, please, shut up."

"All right. Just letting you know."

They finished eating in silence.

Two hours later, Sam was seized by painful stomach cramps, followed by everything she had eaten in the past forty-eight hours exiting her body. Deanna held back her hair as she threw up.

"It must have been that roast beef in the salad. I knew it tasted off."

"I told you to order the bacon burger."

"I want to live to see age forty. And please don't bring up food right now."

Deanna helped Sam back to bed and placed a wet washcloth on her head.

"What do you want to watch? Or do you want to listen to that creepy radio show?"

"Welcome to Night Vale is brilliant. It's better than that crap medical show.."

"Shut up, bitch."

"Jerk."

Deanna ruffled Samantha's unnaturally long hair and brought her a glass of water.

Sam spent the next two days throwing up, sleeping, and listening to Night Vale broadcasts. Deanna rarely left, except to get her ginger ale and crackers. Sam was finally recovering when Castiel appeared.

"I require your assistance."

"What's wrong?"

"Something's happened to this priest. Apparently he said something against homosexuality and the next day he vanished. Literally. All they found were his clothes in his bed."

Sam groaned softly.

"Are you all right, Samantha?"

"Food poisoning."

Castiel placed two fingers on Sam's forehead. Sam jumped, and then sighed in relief.

"Oh my God, thank you."

"My name is Castiel. I am not God."

Deanna hadn't looked at Cas since she had said the word "homosexuality," but now she smiled.

"Thanks, Cas."

"I am happy to help my favorite humans."

There was an awkward silence, in which Deanna and Castiel stared at each other and Sam had a brilliant idea.

"I'm going to stay here and take a shower, all right? I still feel a bit shaky, and I haven't showered in two days. "

Cas nodded. "All right. I will go with Deanna."

Deanna shot Sam a furious glare as she followed Cas out the door. Sam gave her older sister her best bitchface in return and waltzed into the shower, ready to degrease her beautiful hair and celebrate being a damn good matchmaker.

Okay, hope you enjoyed. I love sisterly fluff, and I know Deanna is just a good of a caretaker as her male counterpart. Also, I've gotten into WTNV, so I figured I'd slip in a little reference to it. All hail the Glow Cloud.