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Warning: Alcohol and mild language, suggestive images?
Day: 18
"You know what would be funny?"
Nadia looked up at her friend from the bottom bunk, completely sprawled out in an unladylike fashion, and asked Jazz what that would be.
"If Commander Spock was drunk!" She exclaimed proudly and broke out into laughter. Almost rolling off the top bunk in their cramped room.
"Dude, you're a genius" Nadia smirked.
The girls realized that getting their Commander intoxicated was no easy matter and that they could get fired if anyone found out. However it was a risk they were willing to take.
They threw around half assed ideas all week, things like spiking the punch at a party. But there were no parties. Or knocking him out like a spy, and forcing him to drink peppermint schnapps.
"Do Vulcans even get drunk with human liquor...?" Nadia asked after about two hours of endless debate on how to get the job done.
"I dunno dude... I'm a Cadet, not a Doctor man!" She ended with angst. "But you know who is?".
"Docter Bone me McCoy?!" Nadia giggled.
Jazz snorted and the two girls ran off to get top secret information about Vulcan intoxication. They brought their Peppermint Schnapps to help with the bargaining.
Dr. McCoy awoke to loud and annoying banging on his door. The only people who he knows that bang on doors instead of using the transmitter on the door were annoying people (ex. Kirk). So he wasn't looking forward to opening it.
"Hey dreamy-"
"Give me the sorcerers stone-" the girls said at the same time.
Dr. McCoy raised his eyebrow at the two woman. He had gotten drunk with them at several New Year's Eve parties and played cards with them during slow days. "Evening ladies" He drawled politely.
The girls smiled and Jazz raise a bottle of Liquor.
~35 minutes Later~
Nadia was already half undressed for no apparent reason and McCoy was starting to slur after he brought out his Brandy when they ran out of Schnapps. Jazz was almost sober and clearly winning their game of UNO, to Nadia's growing drunken frustration.
"NOOOO YOU'RE CHEATING" Nadia accused at the evilly cackling Jazz.
Bones smiled and started using long southern metaphors that the girls didn't fully understand so they just smiled and laughed.
"Sooooo, I've always wondered, what gets Vulcans drunk?" Jazz asked casually.
"They can't tolerate chocolate, makes them more giggly then my aunt Claire on NyQuil" Bones drawled laughing and swaying.
Nadia started laughing too, rolling on the ground "CHOCOLATE?!" She screamed. Tears ran down her face because her stomach hurt from laughing.
Jazz looked positively devious and Bones forgot why he was laughing, so he kept laughing.