A/N: yay, reviewers! I love youuuu 3 I'll be sure to use your ideas sometime in the future! :D And I forgot Claire o_0

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Jack: wearetheisland
Kate: freckles
Sawyer: thatconguy
Charlie: rockstarindiapers
Hurley: duuude
Juliet: babydr
Locke: mrphilosophy
Daniel: spazofphysics
Desmond: pushthebutton
Sayid: notaterrorist
Sun: gardengirl
Jin: namehere (changed to Jin)
Charlotte: bitchymcbitcherson
Ben: manbehindthecurtain
Miles: iseedeadguys
Danielle: crazyforestlady
Richard: dontdoaging
Claire: anonymous (changed to backfromthedead)

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anonymouse has entered the chat.
notaterrorist has entered the chat.
manbehindthecurtain has entered the chat.
spazofphysics has entered the chat.
namehere has entered the chat.
gardengirl has entered the chat.

namehere has changed their name to Jin.

Jin: Wassup bbs! I may not speak English perfectly, but I can sure as hell type it!

gardengirl: … have you been reading Perez Hilton?

Jin: No… bb… IT WAS OPEN WHEN I GOT HERE

manbehindthecurtain: Would you two mind shutting up?

Jin: Yes. bb.

spazofphysics: do any of u kno where jack/kate/sawyer went? i'm texting from the jungle

notaterrorist: …texting? since when can you text?

spazofphysics: on my supercool Pi-phone ™

anonymouse: i'm back from the dead, go tell Charlie

Jin: you spelled anonymous wrong, bb.

anonymouse: ugh

anonymouse has changed their name to anonymous.

manbehindthecurtain: and everyone KNOWS it's you, Claire.

notaterrorist: BEN?! I'MMA KILL YOU CAUSE I'M BORED! GRRR

notaterrorist is away: Off to kill Ben, back in 10… haha, that rhymes :D

manbehindthecurtain: Shit.

manbehindthecurtain has left the chat (Quit: torture hurts, ok?)

anonymous: jack, kate and sawyer went to find the excellent sparkling rainbow of truth and joy

spazofphysics: wtf? w/o me? i could tell them all about it while making crazy hand gestures. doesn't any1 love me? :c i miss charlotte

Jin: who, bitchy? why? ur a good guy danny u deserve better

gardengirl: don't you dare say bb or i'll take away your computer

spazofphysics: *sniff* don't h8 on her Jin she's nice when u get to know her

crazyforestlady has logged into the chat.

crazyforestlady: I just sighted Ben running toward the beach with Sayid chasing him with some sort of weapon and laughing maniacally. Anyone care to explain?

anonymous: sayid got bored, k?

crazyforestlady: Ookay, Claire.

Jin: see, even Danielle knows it's you Claire… and danny you saw her when she was a kid and were like in love w/ her and stuff and i don't know how i know this, but anyway ur a pedo now

spazofphysics: sh-shut up! don't diss our love! now if u excuse me, i have a rainbow to find

spazofphysics is away: trying to find a rainbow ok? don't h8

anonymous has changed their name to backfromthedead.

gardengirl: well I'm going to go tend to the garden

Jin: love ya 33

gardengirl: :]

gardengirl has left the chat (Quit: gardengirl)

Jin has left the chat (Quit: I got bored)

backfromthedead: someone tell Charlie to get on chat, kk?

crazyforestlady: If I see him, maybe I will.

crazyforestlady has left the chat (Quit: I need to shoot something and set some insane traps)

backfromthedead: omg don't shoot Charlie D:

backfromthedead has left the chat (Quit: OMG)

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A/N: Reviews for Daniel's pedo-love and Pi-phone™?