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LilWoofers123 here and I have the second chapter to my story 'I'm a pirate, you're a prince. What did you expect?'
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I do not own Sasori or Deidara but, Masashi Kishimoto does.
Previously on 'I'm a Pirate, you're a prince. What did you expect?'
On Dei's P.O.V.
"Then go get h- it. During the night. I'm pretty sure s-No wait- h- it wouldn't be so hard to catch." Sasori said stopping and saying 'it' when he was going to say the gender of one of my many cousin's.
"Now off go capture.. It!" My Danna yelled as he pointed to the direction of the door and in a blink of an eye not only was Sasuke gone but, everyone else in the room left to. It was only me and my 'Danna.'
Sasuke P.O.V. around midnight.
Her younger brother was kidnapped.
"MOM! NARUTO'S GONE!" She yelled, I heard her all the way from the town. I chuckled and looked at his peaceful face.
"Boy is he a deep sleeper.." I muttered as I looked at him softly snoring.
Deidara's P.O.V. /Back to when Sasuke and the others left the room./
I was all alone with my Danna.. I tried to think whether some people were at the door or hiding somewhere in the kitchen.. I wanted to speak to Danna but, words just wouldn't come out when I tried to speak. Danna decided to speak first.
"Cat got your tongue?" Danna asked me. I looked at him. Yes, but, I won't tell you that. I thought as I continued to look at him.
"No, It's just-" I started but, was interrupted by one of the crew members barging inside. He had a orange mask on.
"Captain! We hav- Ooo~ Who's the pretty lady captain? Hey.." He said as he walked closer to me. Lady,un!? That word stabbed right into my skull. I glared at him, yet he continued to walk closer to me.
"Were are your boobies?" He asked as he touched my chest. My eyes started to twitch. Did he just really, hmm?! I asked myself, from this moment I was exploding with anger.
"You bastard, yeah!" I yelled as I kicked him in a place where no boy or man would ever want to be kicked at. He fell to his knees and then held the place where I kicked him. A few moments later he started to hug his knees.
"Why did you do that? Tobi is a good boy." He muttered Danna looked down at him then at me then down back at him then he slowly backed away a bit.
*Cough, Cough* Danna fake coughed.
"Anyway. What did you need Tobi?" Danna asked the man, Tobi, who was hugging himself. Moments later, Tobi stood up.
"Oh yeah. There's a huge ship and they're looking for someone." Tobi said, Sasori looked at him with shocked eyes.
Sasori's P.O.V.
A huge ship? Looking for some one? Could it be that they were looking for Deidara? I thought as my eyes widened in shock. Already? Its only been a day. I thought again.
"Tobi you stay here. Hide the brat." I said as I walked out of the kitchen, he nodded.
"Captain-" Konan said I cut her off.
"I know Tobi told me already." She looked at me with worried eyes as I ran off to the deck.
"Hello worthless pirates! We've came to asked you guys a few questions." A former member form our crew said as he lowered a board to our ship.
"What do you want Orochimaru?" I asked. He smiled.
"Why your youngest member of course." He said. Youngest member? Sasuke? Maybe Deidara? I thought for a moment.
"Now where is my precious Sasuke-kun?" He asked, relieved, I sighed.
"He's getting food for us. Now leave." I said, he frowned then sighed.
"Have any other young members?" He asked. God damn this guy doesn't give up or does he. I thought recalling a time when he tried to take Itachi but, then gave up and quit being part of the crew.
"No we-" I started but I was cut by Tobi.. Tobi!? Why is he here? I thought he was watching Deidara. Fuck! By himself Deidara probably will make this place explode! I thought nervously, a few sweat drops fell down my face.
"Yea we do~ He's not really a member but, he's a prince~." Tobi chimed, Orochimaru looked at me with amusement.
"Ah, Will you let me take a look at him?" He questioned as he walked closer to me.
"God damn it, un! You guys are putting me in a bag again, hmm!?" Deidara yelled, I sighed.
"Oops guess Tobi didn't make prince that sleepy."Tobi said with a chuckle. I'm guessing Tobi just hit Deidara and put him a bag.
"Was that him yelling just a second ago?" Orochimaru asked. I was about to answer but, Tobi interrupted again.
"Yes, That was the Prince. He's very angry at Tobi right now.." Tobi replied, I glared at him. Orochimaru walked up to Tobi.
"Really? Where is the prince?" He asked Tobi. Tobi ran to the direction of the kitchen.
"Tobi no!" I yelled chasing after him, I knocked him over and blocked the entrance of the kitchen.
"Why are you blocking the door?" Orochimaru asked as he walked closer to me.
"No one but me is allowed to touch Deidara." I said in a murderous voice replying to Orochimaru's question. He looked at me then laughed.
"Why is he so special? You just kidnapped him. God knows if he loves you back." He said to me. He had a point, but the brat was mine the mark on his face proves it.
"Why do you want to see him?" I asked avoiding his question.
"I just want to. It's not like I'm going to take him. Unless he has special powers then maybe I will." He said to me. I was about to open the door but, I remembered he can make bombs..
"I just want to see his appearance. Come on are you hiding something? Does he have something worth experimenting on?" He asked, his questions just made me want to explode. Suddenly a small boom noise was heard from inside the kitchen. Then door opened and I fell backwards.
"Oh, god, yeah! I'm sorry Danna, un! Don't kill me, hmm!" Deidara said as he went down on his knees, and put my head on his knees.
"Oh honhonhon~! Seems like the prince is a fine one. Beautiful hair, caretaker, he can even take himself out of a bag. He seems like the perfect house wife~." He said in a sing-song way. Deidara growled. This isn't going to turn out nice.. I thought as Deidara carefully set me down and punched him in the face.
"I will be no one's WIFE, un!" He yelled gasps were heard as Orochimaru broke trough the wall. Oh shit.. I thought as I heard a splash.
"Hehe, yeah.. He fell into the ocean, un." I heard Deidara say as he looked through the broken wall. He walked back to me and he picked me up.
"Hey brat, where are you taking me?" I asked.
"Your cabin, un." He replied. I heard slight giggles from the crew.
"S-shut up!" I yelled, Deidara chuckled too.
"What you too now?" I asked.
"Nah, un. Just thinking if that man could swim, yeah." He replied. I should be the one carrying him not the other way around... Even if he is taller than me! I thought with a sigh. After a few minutes we made it to my cabin. He set me down on the bed. I felt something wet on my shirt, I looked down to see a little mark of drool on my shirt..
"Hey Brat.. How did this little drool mark get on my shirt?" I asked he looked at his hands and his eyes widened a bit..
"Hehe... No reason.." He whispered. Why is he acting jumpy now? I asked myself.
"What are you hiding from your Danna, Brat?" I asked he jumped.
"N-nothing, un!" He stuttered.
"Brat." I said, he looked at me.
"I'm tired that's all, un." He said with a fake yawn. He laid down on the floor.
"It's like three 0'clock in the afternoon how are you tired?" I asked.
"Shut it Danna, un! Or I'll throw a bomb at you, yeah!" He yelled at me.
"How do you make them is my question." I said, he laid back on the floor again.
"Good night Danna, hmm" He said, after a while he pretended to fake snore. I walked up to him and poked his stomach.
"Do that again and I'll kill you, un." He muttered not even bothering to open his eyes.
"Just tell me it's not like I'll go and experiment on you." I said he stayed quite.
"Do you not trust me, your Danna?" I asked. He did not reply this time ether.
"How am I supposed to trust someone who kidnapped me, and forced me to call them Danna, hmm?" He asked. I felt kinda guilty.
"Hey, Brat. Come on. I at least tried to save you from Orochimaru. He would of put you in a cage and experiment on you so, he can get some immortal thingy right" I said he picked his head up.
"You have a point, yeah. But, I have a request, un." He said sitting up and looking down at his hands, they in a fists.
"What is it?" I questioned he looked at me
"Can you guys bring Naruto, the youngest twin from the land of yellow, un? He has blond hair and.." He said, when he started to describe him I just tuned him out. I smiled. Thank god. Sasuke was going to take him and bring him to the ship ether way.. I thought with a sigh of relief.
"Sure thing Brat." I said he smiled and stopped describing his cousin.
"Now, tell me, how do you make those clay bombs?" I asked he took a deep breath and then told me.
"I have mouths on the palms on my hands, yeah." He unwrapped the bandages from his left hand and then showed me his hands. They were drooling a bit.. Wow, I never would have thought that these mouths would have caused the bombs. They could be very useful... In many different ways... I thought as I looked at the mouths.
"Have anymore mouths, or is that all?" I asked. He stared at me and then went into deep thought.. Yeah he must have at least one more if he's going to think about it.. I thought as I walked back to my bed to think about some stuff.
Sasuke's P.O.V. / Regular time/ 12:00 A.M./
I held the prince bridal-style I placed him into the boat and then pushed the boat into the ocean, then went into the boat before it hit the deep part of the ocean. Naruto wouldn't notice if his house was on fire that's how deep he sleeps... I thought as I poked his cheek. He just laid there, peacefully sleeping. I sighed, This one is the Kyuubi container... He's worth something, but, if we make a mistake he could destroy our ship. I thought he moments later he groaned.
"Hey sis, why am I on your lap and why do I feel like I'm on a ship?" He said he's eyes were still closed but he moves his hands to feel his surroundings. He touched my chest, shoulder, and hair then held onto my wrists. He then opened his eyes, they an ocean blue like Deidara's. They widened in shock.
"W-who are you?" He asked me stuttering in the beginning of his sentence. I smiled.
"Those are cute whiskers you have there on your cheeks.." I said as I traced over them with my finger.
"Stop avoiding my questions who are you? Why am I on your lap?" He asked. At least he doesn't yell like Deidara.. I thought with a sigh.
"I am a pirate, Sasuke Uchiha. I know who you are so need to explain Naruto." I said as I continued to trace his whiskers. He blushed a bit.
"So Sasuke, Why am I on you lap?" He asked.
"You were sleeping and I wanted you to be comfortable so, I put you on my lap." I replied he slowly nodded his head.
"Were in the ocean aren't we?" He asked, I nodded, he did but too but slower.
"Am I going to be held captive?"He asked I was about to answer but, he answered for me
"Wait! Don't answer that I already know that answer, believe it." He said I sighed. We stayed in silence most of the way back to the ship.
"Hey Sasuke. That's the ship were going on, right?" He asked I nodded. I felt like someone was staring at us.
"Hey, I think someone's staring at us.." Naruto whispered.
"Yeah I think so, too." I said as I looked around, I saw red eyes staring at us. It's just Itachi nothing to worry about. I thought to myself.
"Calm down it's just my brother Itachi." I said he looked a bit shocked.
"Itachi's here to? Jeez how many people did you guys kidnap?" He asked, my eyes widened.
"You know Itachi? What are you talking about? Itachi is part of our crew." I stated he sat up and looked at me.
"Itachi is my butler. How is he part of your crew? He's always was at the palace. All the time, believe it!" He said, I looked at him with confused eyes.
"But, He's always at the ship! 24 hours a day! Unless its his turn to get supplies." I said he looked at the ship and then spotted him.
"Maybe he uses clones or.." He said, I threw a rope at the ship as he was talking, our boat was about to hit the ship so, I had no choice.
"Maybe.." I said as we climbed the rope. Itachi jumped off of the mainmast and landed on the deck.
"Hey Naru, little brother." He said, Naruto waved sightly, still confused about our conversation about Itachi. It got me confused to, how did work at the palace and still is always at the ship. He's a loyal crew member or maybe that was just an act. Proof that he worked at the mansion is Itachi knows Naruto and Naruto knows him.
"Hey Ita-" Naruto started but was interrupted by Itachi.
"You two should go to bed. It's 2:30 in the morning." Itachi said, interrupting as he pushed Naruto and me toward my cabin.
"B-but-" Naruto stuttered but was cut off when we fell onto the hard floor of my cabin. He laid there for a few moments, I looked at him and laughed a bit.
"My face hurts.. And what's so funny?" He muttered, he picked himself up and looked at me.
"Nothing it's just how you laid there." I answered, he nodded and rubbed his chin.
"It's 'cause my butt was in the air, or was it 'cause my butt slid to the ground making me look like a caterpillar?" He asked as he went into deep thought.
"Second one." I answered. He looked at me.
"Oh.. Do you guys have any thing to eat?" He asked I looked at him confused. Isn't he scared or pissed? I mean Deidara was. Then again he was put in a bag. I thought as I stood up.
"Of couse! Now, follow me... and be quite." I said he nodded. We tip toed to the kitchen and quietly entered. I walked to the cabinets and pulled out a cup of instant ramen and boiled some water in a teapot. He waited on the floor and looked at me with puppy eyes.
"Hey looking at me with eyes like that isn't going to make it cook faster." I stated, he continued to look at me like that. I sighed.
"Hey Naru, is ramen okay?" I asked, he cocked his head to the side.
"What does it taste like? My parents, well, my mom said not to eat it 'cause then I'll be obsessed like my dad. So, can you like give me a clue?" He asked.
"I don't know. I don't eat it. So, I guess it will be the first time me and you eat ramen." I answered, he looked down and went into thought. After a few minutes the cups of ramen were done and I pour the ramen into the bowls I had set, then I set them on the table. I left to go get some chop sticks. When I got back, Naruto was looking at the bowl of ramen, he poked it. Then retrieved his finger 'cause the bowl was hot.
"Oops.. Forgot to tell you it was hot.. All though the steam coming from it was kinda obvious." I said as I gave him his pair of chop sticks.
"Shud up!" He whispered. We waited the three minutes for it to cool off. After they were done cooling off. We lowered the chop sticks into the bowl and had our first bite.
"Wow! This is awesome, believe it!" He whispered as he continued to eat. I nodded. It was good but, not as delicious as my tomatoes~. We finished eating. He grabbed the bowls and cleaned them along with the other bowls in the sink.
"Naruto.. You know you didn't have to do that." I whispered as he dried his hands. He looked at me then smiled.
"I know. It's just a habit of mine." He said. We began to walk out of the kitchen but, then out of no where Naruto had passed out.
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