dongz: wow! In less than 24 hours I already have 4 questions! Isn't that nice, danna!!
Sasori: who? me? I aint your danna!
dongz-sempai: not you, bonehead! i meant my danna!
jjle: im her danna! Not you! Anyway, say the disclaimer, sempai!
dongz: no way! You're the danna around here!
jjle: well youre the sempai around here!
dongz, jjle: -shoots death glares at each other-
all the akatsuki members except tobi: -sweatdrop-
tobi: well! Since dongz-sempai and jjle-san is having an argument, I'll say the disclaimer! -clears throat- dongz-sempai doesnt own Naruto or any characters in her except her danna and her dignity! Tobi is a good boy! Tobi is a good boy!
dongz: oookkk...since the disclaimer is out lets read the first question! -reads the question-
from: choko tatsu
in my fanfiction, "Revival"
itachi makes Rachel Ray look like an idiot by cooking enough food for ten in five minutes.
Are you OK w/ that Itachi-san?
Itachi: well...as long as someone is my slave its fine
Deidara: yeah, and because you use the mangekyo sharingan most of the time everytime you cook food you always burn it so hard with amaterasu that even zetsu cant swallow it, hm..
Pein: and thats the reason why we cant let you cook food for us...
Hidan: I thought its because he's so fucking blind that he puts the fucking pan in the fucking oven and that he sets the goddamn kitchen on fire -thinks thoughtfully-
pein: that too..
jjle- ohhh! So thats the reason why I saw a kisame causing floods in your base!
Kisame: I was trying to extinguish the fire.
Kakuzu: yeah, you extinguished it alright but all our belongings got destroyed because of the flood you caused. Do you know how much the damage costs me in repairs!? Its worth 3 years of salary! --
dongz: next question!
jjle: -reads the next question-
from: Kayamie1224
are pein and konan going out(can we post joke questions)
dongz: of course you can post joke questions! :P
jjle: -reading a fanfic in his computer- oh no! sasori musnt leave!! He still got unfinished business with deidei! Dammit! Why do itachi really has to like deidara! I'll kill that weasel!
dongz: OMG! You reading Scholarship by Raintrees?! KILL THE WEASEL!! -peering at jjle's computer screen-
Akatsuki: O,o
Itachi: what..the..hell...
dongz, jjle: ITADEISASO 4EVER!!
Akatsuki: 0,o ??
Tobi: oh! Lets answer the question! Lets see...-reads the question- sempai, what does this mean?
Deidara: -slaps forehead then sighs- fine, hm. I'll answer the question, hm. I don't think they'll go out today but I guess tomorrow, hm.
Hidan: but I heard pein and papergirl will go out after this chapter.
Tobi: -cofused- sempai, what does the question mean? Does it mean they'll be going outside the base to fight a jinchuriki?
Sasori: next question, please!
dongz: danna, I wonder who deidara will pick...sasori-san or itachi-kun?
jjle: I just hope deidei will pick saso...
Hidan: WTF?! Lemme see! -reads the fanfic-
Konan: ooooooh!! Let me see, dammit! -shoves hidan to the side- -reads the fanfic-
jjle: ok, now for the next question. -reads the next question-
from: Draco Master
Okay... This should not be yaoi but... is deidara... a... girl?
dongz: what on earth?! Of course she's a girl! Look at her! -points at deidara-
deidara: -is angry- WTF?! I'M A GUY, DAMMIT!
jjle: -reads a chart- but according to the poll in our class, 90 of our classmates think you're a girl! And there are debates that happened to clarify if youre a he or a she! In short, -points his finger dramatically to deidara-...you a GIRL!
Deidara: I told you, I'M A GUY! I DONT HAVE BOOBS OR ANYTHING A GIRL OWNS, HM!
dongz: then I have evidence that youre a girl! -shows deidara's diary and the pic in it which is his 'date' with sasori- ha!
Sasori, deidara: WTH?!
Black-side zetsu: ha! I told he was a girl! You owe me 5 bucks!
White-side zetsu: 0h man! Ha..a bet's a bet.. -hands 5 dollars to himself...er.. the black half-
Deidara: -strangles dongz and jjle- GODDAMN YOU! FUCKING BITCHES!
THIS SCENE HAS BEEN CUT FOR THE PROTECTION FOR THE LITTLE ONES. SO WHILE OUR GUEST IS KILLING...ER...TRYING TO PERSUADE OUR HOSTS LETS WATCH THIS COMMERCIAL
random guy: -walking-
announcer: hey you! -points to the guy-
random guy: -points to himself- who? Me?
Announcer: yeah! -puts his arm around the guy- hey, do you have problems in your marriage??
Random guy: uh...yeah...
Announcer: well why wait to get the problems a lot worse?! Its time for a divorce!
Random guy: divorce?! But I love my family!
Announcer: you may love your family, but dont you think your needs such as screwing other women and being a bad boy is much more important? Get a divorce! Just sign it here! Its free! Only 3 secongds to male paradise!
ER.. MAYBE THAT COMMERCIAL IS A LITTLE OUT-OF-HAND! OH LOOK! THE STRANGLING IS DONE!
back to regular programming...
tobi: deidara-sempai! Why did you stuff dongz-sempai and jjle-sempai in the closet?
Deidara: -tries to change the subject- NEXT QUESTION, HM!
dongz, jjle: -breaks open the closet-
Deidara: O,o holy shit!
dongz, jjle: -starts kicking deidara-
evil tobi: -cheering- GO! KILL THAT STUPID LITTLE BLONDIE!
Pein: okkk...-looks around- well, since our hosts are kicking one of our members I'll read the next question.
From: 9shadowcat9
Sounds good. Why did Itachi kill his clan and what is it with Deidara and explosions?
itachi: I killed them for my own reason... -activates mangekyo sharingan-
rest of the idle akatsuki members: O,o
sasori: -bored as hell- as usual, that brat calls it 'art' but it doesn't even look like art at all! Art is eternal!
Deidara: -still getting kicked- no danna, hm! Art...ow!...is...ow!!...FLEETING!!...OUCH!! -faints-
Hidan, konan: -sobbing quietly-
Konan: -wiping her tears away- dramatic shonen-ai sure is great!
Hidan: -sobbing too- can you pass me the tissue? -sniffle-
jjle: ok...well, this chapter is up!
Tobi: awww! And no one asked me about anything! Tobi is a good boy! So please send questions by pressing that 'submit review' button down there and ask me anything since tobi is a good boy!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SEMPAI-DANNA SYSTEM. REMEMBER, SEMPAIS HAVE MORE AUTHORITY THAN DANNAS!
Sasori: dammit! Dannas have more authority!