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For a friend who always says RAWR!
Chapter 2
Emmett (sneaks up on Edward): Rawr…Rawr…RAWR!!
Edward: Stop it Emmett!!
Emmett: Why?
Edward: Because it's annoying.
Emmett: But… (starts to cry)
(Emmett runs aways)
(Alice comes in)
Edward: What did I do?
Alice: You hurt his feelings. Duh.
Edward: What...Rawr?
Alice: Yes?
Edward: Why is it so bad?
Alice: You don't know what rawr is?
Edward: NO!
Alice: Okay, stop PMSing dude or is it dudette?
Edward: I am not on my period!
Carlisle (walking past them): Yes, you are Eddie.
Edward: Daddy!
Alice: You know what? Forget it. You'll never understand!
Edward (whiny viouse): Tell me Alice! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!
Alice: Rawr means--
Jasper (shouts from other room): ALICE!
Alice: Gotta go!
Edward: No! Come back! I need to know!
Edward (in his mind): Gosh, will I ever know what rawr is? Why do people kept calling me Eddie. I need to find the person who started it. Maybe it was Bella! *gasp* No! Emmett!
(Rose comes in)
Rose: You fracking daisy picker! What the fudge is wrong with you boy! You think its ok to hurt Emmett so he comes running to me in hysterics whileI am having MY ALONE TIME!
(Edward pees his pants)
Edward: I tol…hi...tha…uh…
Rose: Spit it out already!
Edward: ItoldhimRAWRwasannoying
Rose: Why did you go and do that?!
Edward: Because! It was annoying! Dur!
Rose: Do you even know what it means?
Edward: No
Rose: It means "I love you" in dinosaur.
Edward: Aw…EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT?!
Rose: Maybe because he loves his little brother. Hello? Are you really that dense?
Edward: Cute, but still weird.
Rose: In no way is it weird. Go apologize to him! NOW!
Edward: Gosh! Fine!
(Edward walks to Emmett's room)
(Emmett is talking to his Barney and ginormous collection of care bears)
Emmett: Oh, Barney I love you (hugs Barney). No sunshine I don't love you. You cheated on me with Rainbow Bright! Stop it, I said no it can never go… AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Emmett: What are you doing here during my SPECIAL TIME?
Edward: Special time?
Emmett: Yes Edward, my special time.
Emmett: Where my best friends and I hang out.
Edward: Can I hang out?
Emmett: NO!
Edward: Why not?
Emmett: You said that Rawr (starts to cry again) was annoying
Edward: I'm sorry Emmett
(Edward touches Emmett on his right shoulder but he pushes him away)
Emmett: No, don't touch me!
Edward: Will Barney make you feel better? (Reaches for Barney)
Emmett: DON'T TOUCH MYBARNEY, OR I WILL CUT YOU!
Edward (defensive): Okay, I won't touch him.
Emmett: You better not!
Edward: Please Emmett I feel bad. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
Emmett (mad scientist vioce): Anything?
Edward: Yes Emmett.
(Emmett starts to laugh evilly)
Edward: OH NO!
Emmett: OH YES!
Till next time! Ciao!
What will Emmett do? Is Barney the gayest dinosaur to ever exist? Will we ever see the day Bella will die? But most importantly why is Jasper being so secretive?
All this and more will be answered when ever I feel like! Peace! Love! Smiley face! And Gummy Bears!
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