Hey everybody! I just checked out at my stats, and found out that I have almost a thousand visitors on all of my stories! That's about as much as Nerdy Skeleton has on His and Her Broken Bones. Oh well, it is a feat.

Anyway, I have the countries that my battalion (you guys) have come from. I'll explain the battalion thing at the end.

ALSO:::: Sorry if they're not as funny as the previous ones. I couldn't think of a lot today.

50 things to never tell Valkyrie Cain_

Ninety-nine bottles of Cain on the wall…

I know your true name…

Fletcher is gay.

You forgot to bring along your ring.

That dream you had is real.

Sanguine is fancying you!

Can you whistle 'my fair skeleton'

What do you get when you cross a stalker and Dusk? Caelan!

There are monsters in your closet.

Are you goth?

Are you suicidal?

I found a pretty black ring on the sidewalk today… I sold it for a candybar.

Are you a remnant?

I saw Tanith today. She was driving the Bentley.

Have you seen Skulduggery without his gloves on? He need some muscles, I mean really!

Stop looking at Fletcher like that

Caelan ate your little sister.

Are you a pacifist?

Someone's cheery today…

Why don't you just go to your emo corner now…

Sanguine told me to tell you that he's watching you

Shut up.

Sectum Sempra!

You're on fire today!

Wanna make some bbbrrrooooowwwnnnniiieeessss?

The world hates you.

I think that Skulduggery is possessed.

I had my doubts about you…. And still do…..

Your mom just told me that she needs you to answer the door where a vampire definitely isn't right outside of.

It was nighttime an hour ago. Here comes Dusk with shadows.

I'm not sure that you're human.

Can you sing like Alvin and the Chipmunks?

I'm watching you…

You remind me of Paris Hilton!

Someone named Derek Landy is following you wherever you go. I watches you sleep….

Can you PLEASE shut Fletcher up?

You need to scrape some graze off your chin.

You remind me of the thing that hands from Jabba the hut's ceiling…

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You have an unborn twin.

Why is magic so pretty?

Don't move, or else I'll shoot you with this carrot.

Please tell me that you did not just eat that meat? You did? It was raw..,

Your hair reminds me of a birds nest.

Sanguine can compact you into a fruit fly.

Come sing with me!

Are you a Nazi?

No dip, Sherlock.

I dub thee… Blind/ Deaf child!

How can you polish off a cake like that? I just made it!

And there you have it. Here are the countries:

United Kingdom, Ireland, Malaysia, Australia, United States, Germany, Canada, Qatar, Singapore, South Africa, New Zealand, Sweden, Hong Kong, Italy, Philippines, Finland, Estonia, United Arab Emirates, France, Peru, Greece, Spain.

OK, so the whole battalion thing- so some of you might have heard the rumor that is going around, and it is true. I AM making my next story a Fletcherie/ Valduggery War. All of you are invited, but you have to give me a SHORT description of your character, what side you are on, and what power you have. SO, please wither PM me, or review VVVVVVV thanks!