Not So Super After All
Disclaimer: Really? If I did own South Park this would be an episode lol.
Warning: I make Wendy the evil bitch and Stan an idiot...sorry it's just too easy...anyway cursing and crazy cat fighting so rated M.
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Chapter Two: The Misunderstanding
The next day Stan could not leave it like this he had to apologize. He went back to Kyle's house after school.
"Hey Mrs. Broflovski, is Kyle home?", he questioned.
"Yes he is in his room...um...did you guys have a fight?", she responded. Sheila was generally worried about her son who was crying and now moping but, wouldn't tell her the problem.
"Just a little one don't worry we will make up!", Stan was very optimistic. He made his way up the stairs to the second door on the right. He put his hand on the door knob readying himself to apologize. Once, he swung the door open revealing a surprised Jew he went right in to it.
"IM SO SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR READING YOUR DIARY!", Stan bowed and yelled.
"Eh?! Idiot! Don't scream! And for the last time it's not a diary it's a journal! A journal!", Kyle blushed.
"I'm sorry for looking I didn't mean to it was an accident! I promise", Stan reassured.
"Ugh it's fine...sooner or later you were going to find out...", Kyle sighed as Stan stared puzzled. "So I guess you think I'm disgusting", Kyle tried to sound monotone but, it was clear as day that even his own word were hurting him.
"Nope. Why would I think that? I support you all the way!", Stan smiled. He remembered that he read about Kyle's crush, Cartman. And, of course he decided to get Kyle and Cartman together but how would they do that if all they ever do is fight?
"R-really? So does that mean you like me?", Kyle asked sheepishly.
"Huh? Oh yeah! Of course!", Stan snapped out of his thoughts. He looked confused at first why wouldn't he like his best friend?
"So this means we are more than just friends?", Kyle asked again his temperature rising.
"Of course!", Stan smiled. He thought they were super best friends!
Kyle jumped into his arms embracing him tightly. Stan blushed a bit but, soon hugged him back.
"He-hey you wanna...um...play some video games?", Kyle blushed even harder. He never had a boyfriend before. Girlfriends sure but, nothing serious. They play videos until late and Stan stayed over again.
The next morning the alarm went off and Sheila was screaming for the boys to come down for breakfast.
"Oi! big bro wakey wakey!", Ike barged into the bedroom but, soon fell silent as he saw how they were on the bed. Stan was laying flat on his back and Kyle was laying on his chest. Their legs seemed tangled (from what he could tell under the blanket). Kyle's head was on Stan's shoulder as Stan's arm held him. Their chests rising and falling in the same rhythm. Ike just closed the door letting the love birds have five more minutes.
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"Man my arm is asleep and it's killing me!", Stan complained.
"Shut up lets just get to school", Kyle didn't exactly have a good nights sleep either. He was much to happy that he had a boyfriend. Except in reality he didn't have a boyfriend. Stan was oblivious to the other's feelings for him.
"Ah it's cold", Kyle shivered. Stan took the hint and handed him his football jacket. "Thanks", he gave Stan a smile that made his heart skip a few beats.
"Awe how cute", Wendy was waiting at the school doors. And looking...not very amused at all.
"W-Wendy!", was all Stan could manage to say. He just remembered he was suppose to meet her yesterday. He now knew he was in some deep shit.
"Stanly Marsh you are a dumbass!", she screamed and before Stan could respond-
"Oi! Don't call him a dumbass! You...you bitch!", Kyle screamed. He didn't like her calling his bf an idiot only he could do that. Wendy was at first stunned but, she gave Stan a cold look and stomped off into the building behind her.
"Damn what's her deal? Did she have a bowl of insta-bitch this morning? I'd hate to see her PMSing", Kyle mumbled as they made their way to first period.
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Plan#1 sex appeal
It was gym time so Stan decided to have Cartman show off his body.
"Yo Cartman I bet you can't beat these guns!", Stan flexed his muscles as everyone just stared confused.
"Ey! I can do much better that that", Stan smile as he knew he out smarted him getting the best o his competitiveness. He was making sure Kyle was watch (who was admiring Stan's abs instead). Cartman ripped his shirt off revealing his man tits and huge stomach. Actually he lost weight now that he was in high school but he still was fat.
Stan looked to Kyle to see if he was wooed or not. At first it seemed like it while in fact Kyle was in shock. He then went to throw up and took his insulin shot (he is a diabetic). Strike 1.
Plan#2 lovey dovey date
It was lunch time so Stan made sure to make the lunch table over. He had a white table clothe and candles. He asked Kenny to play the violin since he took classes (like two classes). He sat Cartman down a before he could protest he put a bucket of Chickety's chicken (the restaurant Stan works at) in front of him.
"What the fuck is going on here?", a confused Kyle approached the now romantic (sorta) table with Cartman devouring a bucket of chicken.
"Ugh...where is Stan?", Kyle looked around ignoring the fat ass and Kenny playing (terribly). Once, he finally saw him he was unpleasantly surprised by Stan siting with Wendy and her hanging all over Stan. Kyle was a jealous person. Strike 2.
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At debate club Kyle was in a far more than pissy mood. All Wendy has been talking about is Stan. All Kyle could see was green and red.
"Oi Bitch! Can you kindly take Stan's name out your mouth?!", Kyle finally snapped.
"Excuse me?", Wendy snapped back.
"Uh you heard me..maybe if you take your head out your ass you can hear better", after Kyle said this everyone in the room went "oooohhhh!". Wendy blushed out of embarrassment.
"Fucking faggot! You always hang around Stan I'm his girlfriend ok ? Not you!", she screamed.
"What the fuck? Stan's my boyfriend! Whore!", Kyle rushed the last word as he pushed her. Normally he wouldn't hit a girl but, damn this bitch was annoying.
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!", Cartman encouraged. Then, it all went silent when Wendy slapped Kyle.
"You bitch!", Kyle jumped at her but, fortunately (or unfortunately) Kenny came in and stopped Kyle.
"What's going on here?", Stan asked as he pulled Wendy back. Kyle was still angry and yelling in the background. They went into the hall way.
"Stan your such an asshole!", Wendy was on the verge of tears (Kyle pulled her hair hard).
*meanwhile in the class room*
"Hah! I got the bitch's hair!", Kyle laughed triumphantly.
*meanwhile in the hallway*
"I can't believe you...you cheated on me! With another man no less!", Wendy yelled.
"Huh?", Stan replied confused.
"Don't play dumb! I can't forgive how you stood me up yesterday! Plus I knew something was up but, with Kyle, Stan? Really?!", Wendy was shaking with anger.
"Ok look calm down...I think we need a break", Stan felt bad for being this way with her and more importantly dumping her like this but, she was talking crazy! He need to have a break from her, she fought with his best friend and he just can't let that slide.
"A break?! Fuck you, Stan it's over I fell in love with someone else and I know you fell for Kyle so go and be with him! it will make both of us happy", Wendy became more calm and poise.
"Huh wait in-in lo-love?", Stan was utterly dumbfounded.
"Yes Stan. After you stood me up he came in and consoled me he listened to my problems and that's when I fell in love", she explained.
"Oh! well, I'm happy for you...whose the lucky guy?", Stan was straight faced. It only shocked him that he wasn't as devastated as he thought he would be.
"Cartman", she answered blankly.
"CARTMAN?! As in ERIC CARTMAN?!", Stan was shocked once again.
"Yes and can you keep your voice down?", Wendy covered his mouth. "Look I'm done with this relationshit so let us both be happy if you support me I'll support you", she suddenly forgave Kyle. She knew she was saying awful things about him and Kyle was trying to protect Stan.
"Your lucky he really loves you a lot", Wendy smiled calmly and walked away.
"Wow...I could almost fall in love with her again", Stan blushed at that cute smile but, was shook from his thoughts when he spotted Kyle. He was behind the corner and looked as if he was going to cry.
"Kyle...", Stan sighed.
"So it was true you were still with Wendy...I am an idiot", Kyle was shaking tears stinging the edge of his eyes.
"Kyle", was all Stan could say as he tried to stretch his hand out to Kyle. It was smacked away and Kyle looked at him with a pained look.
"!...Kyle...", Stan's heart felt as if it fell out and Kyle stepped on it. He couldn't take seeing his super best friend cry. Before he could say sorry Kyle ran away yelling about how he never wanted to see his face again. Strike 3 you're out.
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Author's Note: haha this chapter was fun (especially the cat fight). I don't know if out noticed but Stan is always on the football team and Kyle is on the debate team...also sorry I made Stan a complete idiot (and jerk) and Wendy an ultra bitch and Cartman...well Cartman's fat. Also Chickety is a made up restaurant (I hope) and Stan, Kenny, Clyde, Token, and Craig work there part time. If it is a real place that would be funny. I modeled it after Chick-Fil-A and KFC...
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