:at the lunchroom (day after the club room meeting):
MIKE: *Mike read from the school newspaper* 'Another day another dollar, or in this case another day another scandal to gossip about' I think I like this schools paper! :some girls by them start giggling:
STAN: *in a hushed voice* why are you reading that out loud?
MIKE: because it's interesting!
STAN: *sigh*
MIKE: *slides his hand on Stan's leg*
STAN: *jumps slightly* *whispers* could you maybe move your hand?
MIKE: *puts on a childish grin* no.
STAN: please..?
MIKE: maybe if you beg...?
STAN: never...
MIKE: but you begged yesterday?
STAN: *BLUSH!*
MIKE: *smirk* *leans against Stan* *starts rubbing Stan's leg*
STAN: ge.. Get off..!
MIKE: no *moves hand up*
STAN: *in a small voice* pl.. Please...?
MIKE: what was that?
STAN: *a little louder* please...
MIKE: please what?
STAN: *very quiet whisper* more...
MIKE: as you wish... *is about to lick Stan's ear*
TEACHER: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
MIKE: *sigh* what now...?
TEACHER: I have made you two an appointment with the school counselor about your... Problem.
MIKE: WHAT problem?
TEACHER: *points to Mike's hand, which by the way was still probing Stan's crotch*
MIKE: what they are doing the same thing, more in fact. *points to a couple who is doing more than just touching*
TEACHER: that's not the point.
STAN: u.. Ummm... *pant* c.. Could you s... Stop? If not.. then...
MIKE: oh, sorry!
TEACHER: that's exactly what I'm talking about!
MIKE: what?
TEACHER: *sigh* Just GO...
MIKE: fine..
STAN: *is still panting* c.. Can I go t.. to the.. bathroom...?
TEACHER: make it quick.
STAN: *tries to get up but staggers and almost falls*
MIKE: *catches Stan*
MIKE: can I at least help him to the bathroom?
TEACHER: fine! But you can't go in.
MIKE: Damn...