Calvin and Hobbes where sitting at the kitchen table.
(The door is kicked open, and LeFace54321 comes in)
Face: Hey guys! I heard you guys needed a drummer so I came over!
Calvin: Great! Now where are bigdouble57 and TheCritic? They were supposed to be here 20 minutes ago!
(bigdouble and TheCritic walk in through the door.)
BD: You can't attach a time to us, Calvin.
TC: Especially me. But I was just practicing my WICKED GUITAR SOLO!
Hobbes: (sarcastically) Oh, great.
Calvin: What's up with you?
Hobbes: Heavy music makes my head hurt.
BD: (whispers to TC and Face): Wimp.
(TC and Face snicker)
Calvin: We still need a bassist, but no one's auditioned!
Face: So the only person available is...
(Everyone looks at Hobbes)
Hobbes: Oh, no. No, no, no no! I won't do it!
Calvin: But, Hobbes...
(Suddenly, Ojamajo Boy 178 does a front flip into the kitchen)
OJB: I'm here and ready to rock!
Face: Oh, hey OJB. We were just trying to convince Hobbes to play bass.
TC: Got any ideas?
OJB: I think so. (Looks at Hobbes) Hey Hobbes, you do know the benefits to being a rock star, right?
Hobbes: No.
OJB: Fame, fortune, (coughs as if to say ahem) fangirls...
Hobbes: (Spins around) HOT fangirls?
OJB: You bet! They'll be like putty in your paws.
BD: Covering you with smooches...
TC: Screaming your name...
Calvin: Stalking you...
Face: Worshipping you...
Hobbes: Okay, OKAY! I'll play bass. But I'm only in it for the women, you know.
OJB: Yes, Hobbes, we know.
Calvin: Well, Face is drums, OJB is singing, BD and TC are guitarists, I'm piano, and Hobbes is bass! We have our band!
(Everyone cheers and high five's).
Calvin: ON TO SONGWRITING!
Uh oh. Sounds like this will be more difficult. I am sincerely sorry for everyone who didn't get to join! But I might be able to squeeze you in...