Disclaimer:
Sarah: *Finally is out of the cell.
Sarah: IANTO, JACK WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!
*Storms into Jack's office.
Sarah: AHHHHH!
*Jack and Ianto are having kinky stop watch sex
Just so you know I don't own Torchwood… yet.
Chapter 2.
Gwen arrived at the Hub around 8am.
'GWEN COULD YOU PLEASE COME INTO MY OFFICE!' Jack yelled.
That startled Tosh and she jolted up from her desk waking up that had made Ianto laugh.
Moments later Gwen was walking into the kitchen.
'Hey Ianto, Jack asked me if I could grab him a coffee that isn't decaf?' She said puzzled.
'GWEN YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM I ASKED YOU!' He complained like a child.
'He's always watching.' Ianto muttered to himself.
Gwen shrugged and went to her work station. She turned on her computer.
'Looks like you two had fun last night' she said smiling.
Both Tosh and Ianto glared at her.
Owen come to work at 10am obviously hung over.
'God you two look worst then me' He said to Ianto and Tosh.
'OWEN!' Jack called.
'Coming Jack.' Owen said as he walked up to Jack's office.
'Owen, ask Jack for nap time.' Ianto asked softly.
'Um-hum… make sure there's coffee on my desk Ianto.'
'Sure Owen.'
Owen walked back down grabbed his cup from his desk and walked back to Jack's office.
'I need another cup Ianto! And he says yes to nap time.'
Ianto put another cup on Owens desk and this time it's not decaf.
Owen came back and drank his coffee and turned his computer on.
'Wow. How much did you guys drink last night? Is… is that a Weevil? Oh… oh Tosh?' He said tilting his head.
'Now you see why he's getting decaf Owen?'
'Okay…'
'Ianto!' Jack called out from his office.
'Coming Sir.' Ianto said grabbing a cup and quickly filling it up with decaf.
Ianto walked into Jacks office, Jacks one of a kind blue eyes lit up seeing the cup of coffee thinking it was regular not decaf. He quickly took the cup and drank it quickly.
'This is decaf.' He said disappointed.
'Well you see Sir it's not down yet.'
'Ianto, I'm sorry really I am. If I could take it down I would. Please Ianto please I beg of you. I need caffeine. Please' He said using his puppy dog eyes.
'No Jack.' Ianto said quickly looking away.
'Come on Ianto!' he said as he folded his arms and pouted.
Ianto looked around to see if anyone was watching, with everyone more interested in their work Ianto kissed jack softly.
'Once it's down I'll bring you some coffee.'
The day moved slowly Gwen tried to sneak Jack some coffee throughout the day. She acted like a child sucking up to her teacher. But if you noted the TRY she failed and was at the time drinking decaf herself.
'Ianto can you please come to my office.'
'Sure thing Sir.' Ianto called back to Jack.
Ianto grabbed out another cup and filled it up with decaf, but this time he took a coffee shot with him.
100% pure coffee.
'Here Jack.' He said handing jack the cup.
Jack just glared at him.
'Oh and I almost forgot this.' He said as he put the coffee shot in front of Jack.
Jack was in so much need of caffeine he took the shoot and drank it. Jack just cringed, Ianto felt sorry for the man for a moment.
'So why did you call for me Sir?'
'Well I was hoping for a quick shag. No but really I wanted to talk to you.'
'Paperwork?'
'How did you know?'
'Sir, I know everything.'
'True that!' Jack laughed.
'Shhh.'
'God you're still as witty as ever even when you're hung over.'
'I think I might be a little drunk.'
'How did you get that drunk in the first place?'
'Well were playing this drinking game…'
'And?'
'Well we would take a drink whenever someone said bitch or poodle.'
'Well I guess you guys said poodle a lot.'
'Funny thing is we said poodle that more than bitch.'
Jack just looked at the amazing Welsh man for a moment.
'I need to join you guys sometime.'
'Sure… I'll talk to Tosh about it. So when's nap time because Tosh, Owen and I are dying.'
'Well in 10 minutes IF I get to join you.'
'Sure I'll tell the others.'
'By the way Ianto. Why do you guys hate Gwen so much?'
'Ask Tosh she'll go into her rant mode.'
'Oh now I'm tempted.'
'Do it, I dare you.'
'Okay I will! Can you bring her in for me.'
'Sure thing Sir.'
Ianto walked back to the main part of the hub.
'Okay guys, nap tie in 10 and Jack wants to speak to you tosh.'
Tosh got up and began to walk to Jack's office. Ianto went to his work station and pulled up the CCTV footage.
Tosh stumbled into Jack's office.
'What do you want Jack?'
'Well hello my lovely Toshiko, I was just curious to why Ianto and yourself hate Gwen so much.'
'Well if you must know bug headed Jack' she said patting his head.
'Ianto and I believe Gwen is utterly two faced as she has a boyfriend and we believe that she may be shagging Owen. Oh and she flirts with you just enough to get what she wants. She sits there and files her nails all bloody day and makes Ianto or myself do her reports as if we don't have lives our selves.'
Jack was stunned. Partly on how true that was but mainly how Tosh said that all in one breath!
'Wow.' Was all that Jack managed to say
'That all Jack?'
'One more thing. Poodle.'
'I hate you.' She mouthed as she walked back to her work station.
'SHOT GUN SOFA.' He heard her yell.
Jack pulled up the CCTV footage… he really dint want to do paperwork at the moment.
They were fighting over where they were going to sleep.
'I know where I'm sleeping.' Ianto said smiling that amazing smile of his.
10 minutes past.
'Okay kiddies nap time!' Jack called out.
Tosh took the sofa Owen found an inflatable bed in the archives and Ianto started to head up to Jack's office.
Ianto walked towards the stairs leading to Jack's bunk.
'Oii what are you doing Jones, Ianto Jones?' He said looking into Ianto's blue eyes.
'Nap time.' He mumbled
God he was adorable when he was hung over Jack thought to himself.
'First my shirt, then my coffee and now my bunk? I don't think so!'
'Do you want it to be decaf for life?' Ianto threatened
'Fine!' He said waving his arms as if he was surrendering.
Ianto fell asleep quite quickly, Jack joined him in bed just watching him sleep.
Ianto woke up to Jack's one of a kind blue eyes. Really he had never seen eyes this shade.
It looked like Jack was about to yell in his ear.
'Aw why did you have to wake up? I was going to yell in your ear!' Jack whined like a child making Ianto smile.
'Well Ha! Go bully someone else.' Ianto said yawning.
'Will Do!' Jack said jumping up and running off to the others.
Ianto was in the main part of the Hub with the others. Jack was sitting on the sofa watching them all Tosh was pulling down the collage and making it so that it could never be retrieved, Owen at his work station on faceook, and Gwen was trying to get Jack's attention.
Ianto went into the kitchen to clean up some stuff jack quickly joined him.
'Coffee?' He asked hopefully.
'Is it down?'
'Almost!'
'Well almost isn't down Is it?'
'Ianto I was thinking and maybe tonight I can send everyone home early and then we can grab pizza and a movie.'
'Sure.' Ianto said trying to suppress the utter glee in his voice.
Jack walled back to his office.
'Ianto!' Tosh called. 'ITS DOWN!'
'Tosh you're amazing did you know that! Brilliant! Amazing! Wonderful!' Ianto said giving her a quick kiss on the forehead.
'DOES THAT MEEN I GET COFFEE?' a over exited Jack called out.
'Yep bringing up one now!' Ianto called out back to Jack.
There was a strange high pitched 'Yay' the type of high pitched you dint know it was possible.
'Does that mean I get coffee?' Gwen asked.
'No.' Was Ianto's response.
Ianto was pretty sure Gwen dint like him but Ianto count of cared less. Life's too short to make sure everyone liked you, but Gwen dint understand that.
'Here Jack.' Ianto said handing Jack a cup of coffee.
'Ianto close the door please.' Jack said taking a sip of his coffee.
'Yummy… So I'll send everyone home at 8 then I'll order a pizza to be delivered at 8:25 and we'll eat and watch a movie!'
'Sure, can't wait Jack.'
Ianto walked out of Jack's office give Jack an amazing view of his arse.
