Okay, from now on the kittens will talk in bold, but since they are cats, the girl can't understand.

I heard the noise from down stairs and rolled onto my side. '8:00 fucking o clock in the morning!' I screamed in my mind. I looked at the kittens, all of them wide awake and a few missing. The remaining kittens looked kinda...mad. I sighed as I lifted myself out of the bed, with the kittens that had stayed on my heels.

I picked up a kitty at random, Itachi, and started petting him. I walked into the kitchen to see May and brittany running around like chickens with their heads cut off, arguing over an extra crispy...thing in the skillet on the stove.

May finally sat in the middle of the floor, whining her cute little head off. "I wanna go back to bed!" She screeched, snatching poor Deidara and squeezing him to her chest, though he didn't look like he was about to complain.

"She's so mature, huh?" I told Itachi, every word full of sarcasm, looking directly into his eyes. He didn't do anything but stare back at my, his expression full of apathy.

Brittany, meanwhile, was still dealing with her failed atempt at breakfast. Whatever had been on the stove was now on fire, with her rumaging through all my cabinets, trying to find the fire extiguisher. I sighed again and was about to help her, when she tripped over snowflake. I couldn't help but laugh at them both.

After I calmed down, I set Itachi up on my shoulder and started cleaning the huge mess my friends had made. I grabbed eggs, peppers, ham and cheese for some really simple omeletes. I was surprised that Itachi hung onto to me the whole time. I smiled at him and gave him a peice of the ham I was chopping, which he happily took. Some of the other kittens were lazily laying around the kitchen, not even paying attention to me, and meowing at one another.

"Sempai!" Tobi meowing, running toward the counter where Deidara was lounging. He jumped onto a nearby stool, then hopped up to the counter, running straight to his Sempai. Tobi pounced on the blond, annoying him further.

"Tonbi, un!" Deidara hissed, unaware that his every movement was being carefully watched. "Get the hell away from me!"

I couldn't help but giggle at Deidara meowing at little Tobi, it was just like the show! "Alright, Deidara, that's enough." I scolded. He looked over at me, then turned back to Tobi to meow a couple more times before Pein hissed, causing Deidara to shut up.

"Breakfast!" I yelled, almost getting knocked over by May and Brittany, who piled their plates high with food. I giigled while getting out my own plate, which was average instead of three times what a girl our sizes would eat.

"What pigs." I mumbled while walking to the kitchen.

"Hn." Itachi agreed.But of course, all Micki heard was a meow.

"Something tells me we're going to get along just fine." I commented, rubbing behind his ears. This time he slightly purred, but it was so quiet only I could hear it.

I ate my meal quickly, but I was still last to get done. May and Brittany ate unbelievably quick, before they threw their dishes into the sink and Brittany kept telling me to move my car so she could get to work. I sighed as I set my own plate in the sink and set Itachi, who had remained on my shoulder throughout the duration of the meal, in favor of Konan. I ran to the car, pulling up my hood to help keep the little girl warm. I pulled out, moving all the way to the other side of my house, so I could be sure she wouldn't hit me. Brittany was almost as bad at driving as May, which is why I wouldn't ride in the car with either girl.

When I went back inside, May was playing with the kittens, quite roughly. She was chasing around snowflake and Kisame at the moment with Itachi already in her arms. He didn't look alarmed in the slightest, that is, until she decided to toss him up in the air so high he almost hit the ceiling.

"May, don't be so ruff with the kittens." I scolded. She looked at me while she threw Itachi up again, but she threw him a good ten feet away from her, and she didn't even notice. I ran forward after the kitten, knowing May couldn't.

"Holy shit!" Kisame gasped. In his new, tiny body, a fall like that could seriously hurt or even kill the Uchiha. But he was just as useless in this situation as an infant, so all he could do was hope one of those girls would catch him.

"Oh my God!" Konan meowed, clinging onto the girl's shoulder for dear life.

I dived just in time to catch the little black cat in the hands, sighing as I stood back up. I turned back to glare at May. "Dammit May! I told you to not be so rough with them, and you almost kill him!"

"I-i'm s-s-sorry Alice, I d-didn't mean t-to" She stuttered, obviously scared. I sighed, feeling a little guilty for yelling at her, considering nobody was hurt, unless you counted my horrible carpet burn.

"It's okay, just make sure it NEVER happens again." I looked over to the black and white clock that hung over my cream colored couch, which sat on the wall across from my front door and slightly to the left. 11:30, meaning it had only been an hour since breakfast.

"Hey, let's go shopping at the mall!" May said, but I shook my head no.

"We can't, the kittens aren't allowed in the mall and I don't want to leave them here alone." I explained. "But we could get the others here to hang out and show them the kittens."

"Let's go!" May cheered, pulling her phone out of her back pocket. I swear, that girl was the fastest texter I've ever met. I watched as her fingers flew over the keyboard on her sliding phone. It only took twenty six seconds before she had texted messages to three of our friends.

"Alright, now let's change out of our pajamas." I instructed, leading the way upstairs. I walked to my walk in closet and pulled open the double doors. I went through the racks of clothes, finally grabbing black sweatpnats, a deep purple shirt, black fingerless glove, and a matching baseball cap. As I walked down the hall i knocked on the guest bedroom door, where May usually slept. "Hey, I know what we're doing today."

"What?"

"We're all going to the park to play baseball." I told her. I heard her squeal from the other side of the door.

I laughed and walked into the bathroom, with Konan at my heels. I just shrugged and stripped before turning the water on. I jumped in, bringing my tiny female friend with me, and washed up. 'Today was going to be great!'

Little did I know, today wouldn't be anything like I expected...