A/N: This originally was going to be a oneshot but I decided that I would just make a couple little oneshots. Enjoy!
Tony sighed and ran his hands through his hair. A dumbass who he assumed was Clint trying to cut down on Tony's coffee addiction had completely smashed the coffee machine. It was 3:00 in the morning and he was only running on 7 cups of coffee and he was just about to go upstairs when he heard footsteps come down the stairs and key in the code to enter.
"You smashed my coffee machine!" Tony yelled turning around to face a smug looking Clint.
"Me!" Clint feigned innocence.
"Yes you did!" Tony said.
Tony sniffled and walked into a corner tears were freely flowing down his face. Clint walked up behind Tony ready to hug him when Tony shoot up and punched him in the nose.
"Fuck! Tony what the hell!" Clint screeched hands holding the crooked nose. Tony smirked.
"That is revenge for Maria!" Tony yelled
"You named it?"
"Maria is not an it. It is a she well at least she was."
Tony turned back to the remains of the broken machine, and started crying. Clint sighed and grabbed one of the few ungreased towels and held it to his nose. His nose finally stopped bleeding enough for him to push it back into place. When he was done he saw Tony curled into a ball holding a few remains of the machine to his chest and sobbing.
"Tony calm down I have a cup of coffee upstairs if you come to bed." Tony instantly stopped crying and was pulling on his husbands hand up the stairs. Clint allowed him to pull him up the stairs until they got to the top then Clint picked up Tony and diverted their path to the kitchen and instead the bedroom to get Tony to sleep.
"Clint you bastard you tricked me! I want coffee!"
"That was the plan." Clint laughed at Tony's feeble attempts to escape. Tony pounded on his chest and started making grabby hands towards the kitchen. They were almost to the kitchen when Tony managed to get a leg free. He then proceeded to kick Clint in the shin.
Clint let out a low groan and Tony scampered off to the kitchen.
"CLINT YOU BASTARD YOU PROMISED ME COFFEE!" rang throughout the house.
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Natasha was up instantly, knife in hand ready to kill whoever woke her up.
"Who had the balls to wake me up" She hissed she slowly opened the door to see the kitchen light on. She slinked around the corner. She jumped when she heard a crash come from Steve's room. Steve quickly joined her.
"Do you have any idea what's going on." He whispered.
"Not a clue"
The quickly opened the door and saw Clint and Bruce trying to coax a can away from Tony.
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Bruce was working with a highly sensitive project when there was a loud crash from one of the windows and by the sound of it either Steve or Thor fell out of bed. When he hear d the thump he jumped and made a small explosion with his project.
Bruce coughed violently and fought his way out of the smoke tripping over his feet. He stumbled out of the lab and climbed up the stairs to see the kitchen light on and small whispering.
He shoved open the door to see Tony curled into the corner clutching a can of something to his chest, and Clint coaxing Tony to give him the can. Bruce noticed that Clint was favoring his right leg.
"What the hell is going on?" Bruce questioned trying to see the contents of the can.
"Tony will not give me the damn coffee."
"You promised me coffee Clint and I will get my coffee!"
"guys it is way too early with this. Tony please just give Clint the can."
"No!"
"Tony please." Bruce asked running his hands through his hair.
"Bruce just please help me." Clint whined.
"Fine" Bruce sighed and stood next to Clint talking to Tony trying to get him to stop eating straight out of the bag.
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Oblivious to all the craziness 2 doors down Thor was eagle spread over his bed and was snoring loudly.
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A few minutes before Clint came in.
Tony scampered into the kitchen scanning the tabletops for a mug of this so called coffee. He cursed when he saw no cup.
"CLINT YOU BASTARD YOU PROMISED ME COFFEE!" Tony shouted. He faintly heard Clint limp across the room towards the kitchen. Tony panicked thinking about sleep he searched the cupboards searching for anything that said coffee. When he saw the magic word he froze. When he heard Clint limp the last few steps he grabbed the can and a spoon and curled himself into a corner. He shoved a spoonful into his mouth and savored the delicious taste.
He faintly heard Clint trying to coax him out of the bag but he didn't even acknowledge him. It was like he was floating. Like he was in heaven. He vaguely saw Bruce enter the room and shortly after Steve and Natasha. He didn't care he was too busy floating in coffee.
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What Steve saw when he entered the kitchen was something he never expected to see in a million years. He saw Tony Stark sitting in the corner of the kitchen holding a bag to his chest and occasionally eating spoonful's of the contents. The genius had a faraway look in his eyes and a dreamy look in his eyes. He heard Bruce and Clint talking with him trying to get him to give up the can. When he heard the word coffee he froze. Tony Stark and coffee in the same sentence never went well.
"Thank god" Bruce said as he turned to meet their eyes.
"Can you please help us get the coffee away from him." Clint asked using the puppy dog eyes.
"Aw heck no! Last time Tony didn't have coffee he attacked me! I am not getting involved!" Steve walked out the door and back to his room to get some more sleep.
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Natasha sighed as she tried not to knock Tony unconscious.
"Tony give me the damn coffee because you are becoming a fucking pain in the ass!" Natasha yelled. Tony didn't even blink just shoveled another spoonful into his mouth. Tony finally pushed it and Natasha walked forward ready to rip the coffee out of his hands. Tony noticed this and hissed at her. She froze reliving the terror of the next morning,
Natasha quickly backed away and ran out of the room. She was not going to relive the terror that was a decaffeinated Tony Stark.
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Clint sighed after Natasha's fail he was growing restless it was almost 5:00 and he had almost no sleep all day.
"ANTHONY EDWARD STARK YOU GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE RIGHT NOW!" Bruce yelled his eyes turning green. Tony stopped chewing looking at Bruce; Clint took the few second window to punch Tony in the face knocking him unconscious.
Bruce sighed taking the coffee and putting it back in the cupboard and tossing the spoon in the sink. Clint picked up Tony bridal style and carted him off to their room.
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Tony woke up to a splitting headache he groaned.
"JARVIS dim the lights"
"Of course sir"
Tony stumbled into the kitchen and saw a cup of coffee with a yellow post it note saying
"had to do rounds with Steve your lucky I had to get up early (:
Love, Clint"
Tony chugged the coffee down, it was cold bit it was coffee. He refilled the cup and was walking towards when he felt a strange connection towards the cupboard that Bruce the coffee back in. He opened it grabbed the can and swiftly entered the lab. He didn't come back until 3 days later.
A/N: Hope you all like it! Please no flames! Also please review.
