"Doctor you said that that is impossible that it would never

again happen." Rose complained.

"I know I did" replied the doctor.

"but I was obviously wrong wasn't I" he said in an exited tone

before running to the beach front and searching for any small

clue as to what just happened.

"D…Doctor" Amy nervously asked as she slowly approached

The inanimate body strewn across the TARDIS floor like some old unused rug left to burn in the warm heat of the desert.

Just as Amy got within touching distance of the doctor he jumped up and started working with a huge rush as if he was on some sort of drug.

The only time the doctor stopped over the next minute or two was to make tea, that was until he realised Amy was still there.

"Are you still here" he asked rather hastily.

"D…D…Doctor?" she asked looking slightly confused.

"of course I'm the doctor" he replied "I mean why wouldn't I be the Doctor" he added hastily before resuming his work.

"It's just that…well…I didn't realise when you said completely you meant that far" she replied

"What do you mean that far he asked inquisitively.

"well listen to your voice Doctor" she answered before adding "doesn't it sound rather high to you".

"Come to think of it it does sound quite high" he replied before coming to a quick and wrong conclusion "Do I look camp to you Amy".

"Not really camp" she replied whilst starting to giggle at his complete inability to understand what he had become

After another 10 minutes or so of the doctor hopeless guessing Amy gave in and said to him "Doctor you are a woman"

"A WOMAN !!!"the doctor shouted in disbelieve before reassuring himself with the word no slightly elongated with the occasional "am i?" thrown in.

Amy really didn't know how to tackle this until she had a brilliant idea "check and see she said to him pointing to her trousers.

The doctor obliged and as he looked down his view was obstructed by her incredibly large breasts.

She tried her hardest to push them out of the road but it just didn't work, eventually she realised that she had female breasts and that she was indeed a woman.

She looked up and proclaimed "I'm a woman"