Hope your liking it so far. I'm going to use some Hairspray songs. R&R

BRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG! The bell at McKingley High sounded. In a dark room, people were organising cameras, turning them on and cleaning on. The doors of McKingley burst open. People flooded through them. "BRITTANY! C'MON! HURRY!" Marley grabbed her best friend's hand and ran through the school.

In the same room, people ran and lights began turning on. Brittany and Marley shoved people as they ran desperately. "OUT OF MY WAY!" Eventually, Brittany and Marley made it onto the bus in a rush. In the same room, many actors were getting ready, perfecting their dresses and putting tons of hairspray in their smooth hair. The bus stopped nearby Marley's house. Marley and Brittany rushed off it and ran down the road. They frantically ran as though they were being chased by hyenas.

In the same room, lights were turning on. People were warming up for their next act and getting ready. Brittany and Marley continued to run. They passed a shop with fifteen television all saying "Don't change that channel. Coming up next is the Will Schuester Show." In the station, where the Will Schuester Show was getting filmed, production became more frantic. Marley and Brittany sped up. "TEN SECONDS, GUYS!" screamed the directors.

Marley and Brittany burst into the house and ran into the lounge room. "QUICK, BRITTANY!" "MY MUM WILL KILL ME!" said Brittany. Marley rushed to the tv and turned it on. Immediately, the words "THE WILL SCHUESTER SHOW" appeared. The music sounded. Marley and Brittany danced like ever when Will Schuester came into view and said "Hey there, Teenage Lima. Don't change that channel. It's time for the Will Schuester Show. Brought to you by Ultra Clux Hairspray!"

Immediately, the cast and crew burst into a enthusiastic performance.

Will Schuester, Council Members, both

Ev'ry afternoon
When the clock strikes four

(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

A crazy bunch of kids
Crash through that door yeah
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Well they throw off their coats
And leave the squares behind
And then they shake it, shake it, shake it
Like they're losing their mind
You'll never see them frown
'Cause they're the nicest kids in town

So every afternoon
You turn your T.V. on
(na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)

And we know you turn the sound up
When your parents are gone, yeah
(na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)

And then you twist and shout
For your favorite star
And when you've practiced every step
That's in your repertoire
You better come on down
And meet the nicest kids in town

Nice white kids
Who like to lead the way
And once a month
We have our
"negro day!"
And i'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round
Mr. William Schuester
With the latest, greatest Baltimore sound!

So every afternoon
Drop everything woo!
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Who needs to read and write
When you can dance and sing?
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Forget about your algebra
And calculus
You can always do your homework
On the morning bus
Can't tell a verb from a noun
They're the nicest kids in town

Roll Call!

I'm Kitty!
Jake!
Santana!
Puck!
Finn!
Joe!
Rory!
Sugar!
Jesse!
David!
Kurt, Blaine, Hunter, Sebastian, Emma, Becky, Paulie!
Noreen!
Doreen!

An extremely attractive man danced forward

And I'm...Ryder!

Brittany and Marley went balistic! They screamed and screamed, jumped up and down as soon as they heard that name

So, if every night you're shaking
As you lie in bed
(pony-pony, ooh, pony-pony)
Shake it baby!

And the bass and drums
Are pounding in your head
(mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony)
Who cares about sleep
When you can snooze in
School?

They'll never get to college
But they sure look cool
Don't need a cap and a gown
When you're
the nicest
Kids in town

Nicest kids in...
Kids in town!
Woo!

Millie Rose, Marley's cheerful Mum, walked over to the girls and screamed "WILL YOU TURN THAT RACKET DOWN! I'M TRYIN TO COOK HERE!" Marley and Brittany continued dancing. "C'mon, Mum," said Marley, "It's a great show." "No, it's turning your brains to mud," said Millie.

"MILLIE!" screamed a voice. Marley and Brittany immediately panicked. They realised the voice and went into a silent frenzy. Brittany jumped behind the couch and was out of view. Marley continued dancing as though nothing happened.

Just at that moment the devil walked in- Brittany's horrible mother, Sue Sylvester Pierce. "Goodness, I don't know how you put up with that set!" she snarled, "Where're my meals?" "Right here," said Millie. She walked over to a table and gave Sue a container of food. "That will be four pounds, please!" said Millie. "That's a bit pricy for some food," said Sue. "Yeah, well you try living poor and in an old shabby house like this!" said Millie. Sue calmed down, knowing their history. "Of course," she said, handing Millie two dollars.

As Sue got ready, Marley tapped her mother on the shoulder. "Yes!" said Millie. Marley whispered "Brittany!" "What?" said Millie. "She's h-here...she's not meant to be!" Millie became shocked as she realised what this meant. "Wait, are you trying to say that Brittany came here without Sue's permission?" Sue snapped her head. Brittany timidly came out of her hiding place. "BRITTANY S. PIERCE!" she said. She grabbed her daughter by the arm and slapped her out of the door. "TOODLES, MILLIE!"

Marley looked at the television, sadly. "Don't leave just cause of an ad!" beamed Will Schuester, "We'll be back with more of that Detroit Sound!" In the production theatre, the buzzer sounded. "AND WE'RE OFF!" said a voice, "TAKE FIVE!" Everyone turned as they saw Cassandra July walking with her leotard and black stockings. "Will, really?" she sneered as she stood next to him, "Detroit Sound? You sound like my mother when she met Jack Lemmon." "It's cool," said Will, "Kids love all of it!" "Yeah, kids, kids we need to steer in the white direction!" she said. "Right direction," corrected William. "Didn't I say that?" said Cassandra, moving away.

"KITTY!" said Ryder. Kitty ran up to her boyfriend and gave him a big, babyish kiss. "Great dancing!" said Kitty. "I Could've done better, if your beautiful face weren't distracting me!" said Ryder. Kitty squealed at his "romantic" comment. "KITTY!" said Cassandra. Kitty turned her head to Cassandra. "Yes, Mother?" she inquired. "Didn't see you too much during the dance!" she said. "I know," whispered Kitty, "It was that filming guy, again." Cassandra gave her a wicked smirk. "Let me do the work," before walking off, Kitty smiling as she did.

"Excuse me," said Cassandra. The cameraman turned around. "Yes, boss?" "Better treasure these last few hours," she snarled. "Why?" asked the cameraman. "Because after production, you're fired," she snarled. The man was horrified. "W-w-why?" he stammered. "If my daughter doesn't get seen enough...I do something about it." She walked away, leaving the man in agony.