Star sat down in a chair and started making plans with a notebook. Zant and Ganon were grudgingly onstage, looking depressed.

"This song?" asked Ganon.

"Yes, this song," replied Star.

Zant started stamping the ground like a little kid. "I don't wanna do this song!"

"Shut up and sing!"

Ganon:

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

Zant:

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokémon to understand
The power that's inside

Both:

Pokemon!

Ganon:

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Both:

Pokémon!

Zant:

Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Both:

Pokemon! A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through,

You teach me and I'll teach you,
Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all

Ganon:

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face.
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place.

Zant:

Come with me,
the time is right,
there's no better team.

Arm in arm we'll win the fight!
It's always been our dream!

Both:

Pokémon!

Ganon:

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Both:

Pokémon!

Zant:

Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Both:

Pokemon! A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through,

You teach me and I'll teach you,
Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all!

Zant and Ganon stalked off stage, both looking like they were going to strangle someone. Noticing this, Star made Monica taser them.