DISCLAIMER!
I am not S.M. I wish I was, but I'm not.
EDPOV
We broke out of the forest just in time to see the guardian racing towards La Push. I wasn't so worried about crossing the boundary line as Emmetts thoughts
Hehehehehe! This gonna be soooooo fun! I wonder if this car will survive the drop? Probably, I mean, its TANK-PROOF.
Alice and I jumped on to the roof of the car and tried to smash out the windows, forgetting about the missile-proof glass.
"EMMET UNLOCK THE CAR"
"Mmmmm nah. Me no wanna! Me gonna have the besht damn par-tay Eva!!!!"
Mmm, I hope they don't keep holding on. If they do, we won't be able to come out of the car when we're…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed.
We drove off the cliff toward the ocean…
JPOV
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!" Emmett screamed. I finally managed to kick my way through to the main section of the car. Emmett was laughing with his hands above his head like he was on a rollercoaster. I looked out the windscreen and saw a big blanket of water rushing towards us.
SPLASH!
We hit the body of water. Luckily, the armored car was waterproof. Not-so-lucky was all the body armor that dragged it down.
APOV
What the hell was he thinking? Why did he want to have his beer-fest at the bottom of the ocean?
Wait a sec….
"Oh crap"
"What?"
"Our future just totally disappeared."
There was a loud scream coming from above us, and SMASH as a heavy object hit the roof of the car, leaving a big, red splatter on the roof.
"EWWWWW! THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
We dragged the chunks of Sam off the car, leaving a red streak across the roof.
"What bad timing!"
"You would think that they would look before they go cliff-diving"
"Oh well, the cars gonna be washed soon…"
"Shut up Alice, its not helping!"
"But it's true, the cars sinking"
"Oh crap"
JPOV
I dragged Bella into the body of the car, just before a loud SMASH came from above us and a EWWWWW! THAT'S DISGUSTING! From Alice. Bella groaned and I saw big red chunks drift past my window. Ewwwww!
A few seconds later, the entire car was underwater.
Emmett crawled into the back and grabbed a keg of beer, and started chugging it.
Seconds later, he had drained the entire keg
"Could we shink any shlower?"
He ripped open the door and got out, sending a gush of water pouring into the car before slamming it behind him and locking it.
"Now don't ya go anywhere! Ill be *hic* back in a shec." he said as he swam around to the front of the car.
Half the car was swamped from Emmett's exit. Bella groaned again.
"Bella? C'mon, you got to get up."
Emmett grabbed the front of the car and began yanking it towards the bottom of the ocean.
APOV
I Heard Emmett whine, "could we shink any shlower?"
He ripped the car door open came out and slammed it shut again.
Crap.
The car was half full of water and Bella was unconscious.
Crap
It's a good thing my Jasper was in there with her.
But that could also be a bad thing if she got hurt.
Crap.
And why the hell wasn't I doing anything? I seriously don't know. Maybe im just lazy. Or dumb, one or the other.
Emmett grabbed the car and started dragging it deeper in to the water.
Edward grabbed the back of the car and started pulling it the other way towards the surface. It was like tug of war. Sort of. In a weird kind of way.
"Oh! Hullo Eddy! You ish ma besht fwiend!" Emmett let go of the bumper and started hugging Edward.
"Get off of me you drunken pansy!"
Emmett had gripped him in one of his humongous bear-hugs and so had dropped the car which continued to sink.
"ALICE! WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE! GET THE CAR!"
Oh, right.
I dived under the surface and swam after the car.
It was around halfway to the bottom now. I grabbed it and started pulling it back up to the surface.
EPOV
"Get off of me you drunken pansy!" I yelled at him.
He had grabbed me and so I had accidentally let go of the car. I tried to push him off, but he was stronger than me. The car had disappeared beneath the waves. I looked back at Alice, who was staring stupidly at the spot the car had been.
"ALICE! WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE! GET THE CAR!"
Oh, right.
She dived to get the car as I continued to try and shake Emmett off. I gave up eventually and dragged us both to the shore. Alice and the car weren't far behind.
"Ok, Emmett. Give me the keys."
"NO! WHY SHOULD I? YOU *hic* JUSHT WANT DEM ALL FOR YASHELF AND YOU *hic* WONT SHARE MA BEER WID ME AND DEN *hic* ILL BE SHAD!"
"Emmett, I promise that you can have the keys and your beer later, but only if you give them to me now." Stupid, drunk vampire.
"NA!"
Emmett ran inside the car and locked it again.
"HA HA! SHUCKED IN! TWY AND *hic* GET DEM NOW!
"Emmett, get out here and give me the keys right now or no more beer."
This reminded me of speaking to a stubborn 3 year old.
Emmett looked horrified for a moment, but then a huge smile spread across his face as he realized that he had the beer.
Eddy is a dum-dum!
Jasper pounced on him, attempting to get the keys, but Emmett was too strong and eventually shook him off.
"HA HA!"
Emmett turned around and started draining another keg. Jasper took the opportunity to pounce again, and this time succeeded in getting the keys.
Emmett got mad.
He roared and threw jasper across the car and shattered one of the remaining kegs. Large shards of metal sprayed everywhere in the car.
Alice and I watched in horror as blood clouded the water.
Cliffy! YAY!
