Twelve Months With You

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! is the property of Amano Akira. I do not own it or any of her ideas.

Warnings: OC's and swearing (courtesy of Varia)

Author Note: If you haven't noticed, Xanxus is not really yelling a lot. He just emits this frightening aura and has a voice of authority.

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Twelve Months With You

January

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Luna shivered although she was wrapped in a warm [expensive] winter jacket. Why? Well, probably because she was wearing a classical maid outfit under and her legs were freezing off. She grumbled angrily as she picked up her shovel once more the clear the path of snow. Overnight, at least two feet of pure white crunchy snow had fallen. And guess who was to clear the path? Her. It all started with that suck-up of a loser, Levi...

"The snow is getting deep outside. Makes it hard to get to the car and town. Boss, at this rate, we won't be able to go to town for groceries."

Xanxus who was in a creepily good mood pondered for a moment. "You, woman. Go clear the path. Make it so that the f***ing car can get out of the damn driveway."

"But, sir! It's freezing cold!"

His eyes flashed, "Don't defy me, woman. Or I'll call you trash."

Luna pouted and headed to her closet to grab a jacket and took a shovel from the garage.

And now, she wondered, didn't rich people have a snow-blower?

Luna shook her head like a dog to shake some snow off before putting on her hood. She blew on her fingers that she couldn't feel anymore.

"Ughh..." She groaned. And suddenly, an light-bulb went off somewhere in her head.

-----қатзкуо ђітмаи яєьоги! қатзкуо ђітмаи яєьоги! қатзкуо ђітмаи яєьоги!-----

Xanxus chugged down some really expensive tequila when he looked out the window to watch his dear maid's progress. And he promptly spit it back out.

"WHAT THE FU**?!"

There it was. A childish snowman. It was large enough that it was staring at him through the office window (which was on the second floor). Xanxus got up and opened the window. Indeed, Luna had cleared the path for the car and people. Not only that, with the snow, she created sculptures of all the Varia members (except her) and was now sleeping on top of am elaborate snow bed. He mentally slapped himself. Stupid woman. What kind of idiot fell asleep on snow in a skirt? She would get sick... Xanxus shook his head. Not like he cared.

"VOOOOOIIII!!! BOSS, WE'RE GONNA GET LUNA TO COME GROCERY SHOPPING WITH US!!!"

"She's fu**ing outside, retard shark. The stupid woman [whooooa there! That's Gokudera's line!] fell asleep. Go wake her up and give her normal clothes to wear if you're taking her."

"But, boss. You're coming, too. VOOIII!!!! BOSS IS COMING GROCERY SHOPPING WITH US!!!"

-sound of shattering glass-

"I. AM. NOT. GOING. WITH. YOU. PIECES. OF. TRASH...!"

"VOOIII!!! WE'LL MAKE THE MAID HOLD ALLLLL THE BAGS!!!"

"I don't fu**ing care." Another glass of wine hit Squalo on the head.

"UUhhhh, WE'LL SELL THE MAID!!!"

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! WHY DO YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED REPLACEMENTS?"

Squalo twitched. He would have to use his trump card. "Tch, Voi, SAWADA said that HE WOULD FIGHT YOU NEXT TIME YOU GUYS MET."

A dangerous flash crossed Xanxus's face. He really did need to teach the brat a lesson on who was better. But he would pretend to put up a fight for his reputation.

-----қатзкуо ђітмаи яєьоги! қатзкуо ђітмаи яєьоги! қатзкуо ђітмаи яєьоги!-----

"Umm... Can I ask you a question?" Luna asked, fidgeting nervously from the stares of people who passed by them.

"Shishishi~ What is it, peasant?"

"Why.... did you ALL come? And in your fancy outfits...."

"Shishishi, that's a secret." Fran replied, mocking Belphegor.

"Shishishi~ B.R.A.T. You are such an uncute kouhai (junior)."

"Sorry, senpai. I just love to torture idiots."

"SHISHISHI~ Just Die."

Bel's knives were sticking out proudly from Fran's frog hat and his back.

"Now, now boys~ Bossu will get mad~ "

"Scum, hurry up. We don't need to stay in this trashy place any longer."

"VOI! I FOUND THE CHEESE!"

"Idiot, that's not right! We already got some! You're supposed to get the bread. Right Boss?" Levi said in frustration.

"Sharks are only good for swimming, after all." Fran drawled.

"VOIIIIII!!! WHAT WAS THAT? YOU WANNA FIGHT?"

Xanxus twitched. No freakin' way. What was wrong with them? Normally, it took much more to provoke Squalo.

"Not scary at all. Sharks are too fat and can't move."

Xanxus made a mental note to kill Fran later. A dangerous, dark aura began to surround him as he randomly stood (protectively...?) by Luna.

"Eh? Xanxus-sama?"

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIII!!!!!!" Squalo whipped out his sword, but hit a pile of apples, causing them to hit the self-proclaimed prince.

"Shishishi~ How dare you...." Knives were flying at Squalo who ducked and Levi-A-Thon was hit instead, who took out his umbrellas and electrocuted Lussuria who was caught off guard and kicked/punched the nearest person to him (Fran) reflexively who dodged and it instead hit Squalo who went flying at Belphegor... And so on.

"KYAAAA!"

"HEEELPPP!"

"OH MY GOSH!!! IT'S A REPLAY OF LAST MONTH!"

"ENOUGH." Xanxus's voice was heard over all the cries and booms. Everyone froze. The roof was no longer above their heads, mixing some blood with snow. The walls were full of holes and all the food at the grocery store were rolling around on the ground. "You're not getting your tiny and meek paychecks until this is all paid off, SCUM. Pieces of trash. Sh!tty. Pieces. Of. Trash. And when we get back, you'll be doing your own chores instead of the maid. For a month."

A moment of silence before a wall crumbles.

Luna shivered from the cold and instinctively huddled closer to Xanxus. He twitched and looked down. She didn't notice, and sighed as another wall crumbled to the ground and commoners scurried away. Oh lord, why, WHY did they attract so much attention?


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