You sit comfortably in your chair as you wait eagerly to read chapter two of Sand Baby. Excitement rushes through your body but suddenly a smoke bomb appears and goes POOF! You look deeply into the smoke to see a beautiful figure. Than you realize who it is… AZNYPUFFYHAIR AND HIS LITTLE SISTER, PAYDAY!
PD: AHOY MY YOUTHFUL READERS! IT'S FANFICTION'S ASIAN BEAUTY BEAST! I HAVE COME TO LITE ALL YOUR WILL OF FIRE! YES, YOUTH MUST BURN ON BABY! BURN BABY BU---
AZH: (hit PD in the head) BAKA!
PD: OHH, WHY IN YOUTH'S NAME DID YOU HIT ME FOR.
AZH: Our readers don't want to hear us talk; they want to read.
PD: okay then… HERE GOES CHAPTER TWO! (COOL GIRL POSE- a slight twist with the "good guy pose")
AZH: (perform ox, horse, snake, then tiger really fast) STORY TELLING NO JUSTU!
WE DON'T OWN NARUTO!
Bold ItalicShukaku Italicthoughts (with '' if in flashback mood)Gaara begin to slip back to consciousness. He half open his eyes to took in his surrounding. He hears giggling in the background, but decide to ignore that for now. Suddenly everything comes back all at once and hit him hard from the back of his head. In an instant, he snapped up into a sitting position and find himself in his room, door wide open so he can see the stairs (his room is right across the corridor to the stair). Noticing that the room was not destroyed, he let out a sign of relieve. Shukaku must be sleeping. He thought to himself. Deciding not to stay on the bed too long, he decides to go down stairs before Shukaku can eats away his personality.
I must be dreaming… but it felt so… real. He thought to himself while walking down the staircases. Once he reaches their living room, his eyes widen slightly. All the people in his "dream" are there. Tsunade, members of Team 7, the Rookie Nines and their sensei, and Gai's team, all are sitting in the living room. That's when he notices Temari, sitting next to Shikamaru and Kankuro. They all turned to look at him, which made him a bit uncomfortable. Therefore, he decides to break the silence. " Why are you guys here?" He asked in his normal cool tone.
"HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER! NARUTO'S YOUTH IS STILL YOUNG TSUNADE-SAMA! STOP BEFORE THINGS GET OUT OF MY EYEBROWS… I mean GET OUT OF HANDS" Lee turned to the Fifth Hokage, who sat a few seats away.
Tsunade let out a big sigh. "They're the best choice I have for now. I can't really trust any Jounins or Chunins because they won't accept…knowing the fact that Kyuubi will be put under their hands. Nor can I give them to Shikamaru, knowing how lazy he is." At that, Shikamaru's eye-brown twitched a bit. "Also, Jiaraya's not trust worthy thanks to his perverted personality." At that, everyone turned and stare at Jiaraya, who backed away a few steps. "Sasuke is still recovering from the beating he took from Naruto on that mission, and the rest of you… just doesn't seems to be able to do it."
"What?" Gaara asked impatiently while trying his best to hide his confusion.
"I wouldn't expect you to remember, after all, you fainted for almost a day now." Said Temari while having a grin on her face. She seems unbelievably happy. Kankuro just sighed seeing how his sister is acting.
Now Gaara is totally confused, and his face betrayed him. He soon resumed his normal face, but now he noticed that Temari is holding some thing. Now everything really comes back to him at about 100 miles per hour. "Please tell me that whatever you're holding is not Naruto." Gaara said, almost in a pleading tone that only his brother and sister can tell.
"Yes, it is Naruto that I'm holding." Temari paused, seeing that Gaara's eyes widen once again. "Anyway, both Hokage-sama and Kazekage-sama agree to let us take care of him."
Gaara twitched; he never took care of a baby before. But he manages to push away his thoughts and asked, "How did Naruto and Kyuubi turn into a baby?"
"We don't know," Tsunade answered, "All I know is that Kakashi found Naruto and Kyuubi wrapped inside his usual orange out fits when he went to fetch him."
"Tsunade-sama, if you allow me to explain…" Kakashi look at Tsunade right into the eyes, and soon earned himself a nod, so he continue, "This is how it goes… in my account that is…"
Flashback"Where is Naruto? He was never late for training." Sakura asked impatiently. Naruto was now very late, later than Kakashi for he was already there.
"Strange, it's not like him to be late. I'll go to his house and check while you go to the hospital. Maybe he went to visit Sasuke." Earning a nod from Sakura, the silver-hair ninja dashed off towards Naruto's house.
When he reached it, he feel something was wrong, for the window isn't closed like it does when Naruto leave his house. But that's not what's feeling weird about this place, this place almost felt like… snake.
Pushing the thoughts out of his head, he climbs into the window to see… no one. Now he is slightly starting to worry. Scanning around the house, to find no trace of Naruto.
When he was about to leave, something caught his eye. The orange outfit of Naruto was lying on the bed in a hip, but something seems to being wrapped around in it. He slowly approaches the hip of clothes; freeze when it moved a bit, then continued. His breathing was now at a faster rate as well as his heartbeat. His body felt tense and all his muscle stiffen.
He finally reached it, and has one hand over it. "It's warm…" Kakashi said to himself. "Here goes nothing." With a flip of his arm, the cloth came loose and reveals a small baby with a ball of fur on his stomach. Kakashi's eye become plate-size, the baby has golden hair and whisker marks, three on each cheek. He swallowed hard, then slowly move his visible eye down the boy and stopped at the ball of fur that seems to be moving a little.
'Please don't let it be what I think it is… please…' Kakashi prayed in his mind as he slowly moves a hand to the ball of fur. Then he poked it, only for it to shift and reveal a fox cub with red furs, but that's not what scares him. He relaxes, "Oh good, it's only a baby boy and a fox cub with nine tails. Wait… b-b-baby boy… fox cub with N-NINE t-t-tails… HOLY CARP! NARUTOOOOOOO!" Kakashi's scream was heard through out the entire village.
End FlashbackEveryone in the room sweat dropped. "That's what happened." Kakashi finished his story and sat back down.
"I see." Said Gaara. "Do you know who did it?"
"Nope." Every leaf shinobis answered at the same time while shaking their head.
"And you guys are putting them into our care."
"Yes." Once again, everyone answered at the same time. Gaara can tell that Kankuro was slightly unnerved by this reply.
"Troublesome." Gaara breathed out. Shikamaru twitched again at his favor word.
"So it's decided?" Temari suddenly jumped in front of Gaara while holding Naruto with Kyuubi lying on him and tails wrapped around Naruto to keep him warm. Her green eyes are sparkling with hope and her mouse was slightly parted into a smile. Every leaf shinobis sweat dropped.
"Yes. We can take care of him."
"YES!" Temari screamed out with her fist in the air while Kankuro yelled and jumped out of the sofa, "WHAT?"
"But…" Both Temari and Kankuro calm down and look at Gaara. Once he gets their attention, he continued, "I'll only say this ones. I…" Gaara paused starring at everyone's curious eyes, then continued. "I will not…" Everyone's is now sweating slightly waiting for Gaara. "Definitely not…" Gaara turned to the door and took a deep breath, "I will definitely not teach Naruto… Sex…Ed" At the sound of the two words, everyone's sweat dropped and fell feet up (animate style).
"OKAY." Temari is now extremely happy. "Oh, by the way, Gaara, pack your stuff, we're moving to Konoha."
"Okay." Gaara said before disappearing into his room and then realized what he just agreed to do. We're moving to Konoha…? He thought.
"I still can't believe we're getting to take care of Naruto!" Temari squeaked out due to excitement. Hinata was a bit disappointed for not being appointed to look after her love. So she can hug him, smooch him, who knows, the power of youth is unpredictable. (Payday with tears pouring downs her eyes.)
(Two month later, somewhere in Konoha)
Crying of baby can be heard all over the place of the Sand Sibling's house. Gaara was a bit afraid because he didn't know what's wrong with Naruto. Is he hungry? He asked himself. No, he is not hungry. Shukaku answered him. Then what does he want? I can't read his mind. Just get closer to him…
As directed, Gaara ling forward towards Naruto. Suddenly, an awful smell reached his nose. It took Gaara a few second to put two and two together, and when he does… HOLY CRAP! Bingo
"TEMARI!"
"WHAT? I'M TAKING A SHOWER!"
"NARUTO SMELL."
"IT'S HIS DIPPER! CHANGE IT!"
"…."
"COME ON GAARA, JUST THIS ONCE, PLEASE." By the time Temari finished talking, Gaara was already approaching Naruto. I can do this…
As Gaara approaches Naruto, sweats start to form on his forehead. He looked right, left, back, front, and knew that… no one can safe him now. His whole body started shaking as he stands one feet away from Naruto. He raised his hands, put it back. Raise his hands, put it back. Raise his hands, put it back. Raise his hands, put it back. He raised his hands, put it back. Raised his hands, put---(AZNPUFFYHAIR PUNCHES PAYDAY IN THE HEAD. They get the idea…baka.) Therefore, Gaara's hand finally approached Naruto's dipper. His finger twitched as he slowly, carefully, open the…. dipper…BUMBUMBUM.
Suddenly, the horrible sticky, smell, ran through the room as Gaara pinched his nose. He quickly adjusted his eyes to see…a big…blob…of…brown…thingamajig…. (Horror music playing in background, you know the type that was used in Daddy Daycare? The time when he opens the bathroom, that sound.) Gaara's face turned a bit green at the sight. Must remain calm, and do it fast, before I faint.
(Two minutes later)
"Ok Gaara, thanks for helping." Temari thanked Gaara while trying to hold back her laughter. Gaara's face is still a bit green from the dipper-changing two minutes ago.
Naruto is now asleep once again and Kyuubi lay beside him purring and with his tails wrapped around Naruto. Suddenly, Gaara's face turned plain white. He turned around to face his sister and whispered, "Te…ma…ri…"
A trickle of fear ran up Temari's spine as she manages to say, "Y-yes?", while sweat started pouring down her forehead.
"I'll give you one minute to run. Starting now"
"EEK!" With that, she burst out the door, knocking down Kankuro (once again), who just came back from grocery shopping.
"What's with her?" Kankuro asked while pointing a finger at Temari's direction looking confused at the same time. Gaara slowly turned his face towards Kankuro, his left eye never stop twitching. A dark aura seems to be surrounding Gaara. "Pretend I didn't ask…" Picking up the grocery, Kankuro dashed into the kitchen.
(Seven minutes later)
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Temari dodged an on coming wave of sand BOOM. Oh crap oh crap oh crap OH CRAP OH CRAP "G-GAATA, COME DOWN. AAAAHHHH! BOOM" Temari dodged another wave of sand.
"I'll do that, after I blow off some steam." Gaara didn't want to kill his sister of course. Although he is pretty mad right now. His sand is slower than usual so Temari can dodge them. She once hides behind a clueless Shikamaru before he got slammed into the wall of a nearby shop by Gaara's sand. His eye turned into after that.
"COME ON GAARA, I'M TAKING A SHOWER FOR GOD'S SAKE. EEEKK! BOOM" Another wave of sand was barely dodged. Shukaku is laughing very hard inside Gaara's mind. 'I love this kid when he does that'
At the Hokage's office
Boom "Haven't they stop yet?" Tsunade asked impatiently. "It's being going on for seven entire boom minutes."
"I suggest BOOM we let them finish… we don't want to get between them, now do we?" BOOM said Kakashi trying very hard not to burst into laughter.
"Well boom, I hope they finish soon, cause I can't work with them going to like this."
Jiaraya's eyes widened as his mouth drop. "Tsunade…works…." With that, Tsunade turned around and glared evilly into Jiaraya's eyes. Noticing the fact that he might just end his life right there, "Just kidding Tsunade" he grinned nervously.
"You better boom be." Said Tsunade through grinding teeth.
Back to our beloved Gaara"TENTEN, GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Temari shout to the girl with two buns on her head.
"Huh, what are you- HOLY SHIT! BOOM" Tenten was cut off while dodging a wave a sand, which was send for Temari, who was standing in front of her a few second ago. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"
"JUST RUN!" Temari grabbed Tenten's arm and run as fast as she can. She took a sharp turn and dash into a narrow alley. She stopped after reaching the deeper part of the alley panting. "Good (pant), we should (pant) lose (pant) him."
"Lose who?" Both Temari and Tenten froze. Standing behind them is no other than Gaara, and he still looks pretty pissed.
"G-Gaara, how n-nice t-to see you t-today." Tenten stuttered, almost looking like Hinata. If it wasn't for her cloth and her brown eyes and her two buns, people could mistake her for Hinata, because her skin was not milk white.
"I'll give you five second to run. Five…" Said Gaara.
"Come on Gaara, please don't make me do that again…" Temari pleaded.
"Four…"
"Please Gaara-kun…" Temari was now begging very hard, while adding the –kun to Gaara's name.
"Three…"
"Come on Gaara-kun… I'll buy you a chocolate cake…" Temari is now slowly backing away.
"Two…" Sand starts to shift at the bottom of Gaara's feet.
Crap, must think of something, very fast…"Please… with cherries for topping?" Temari is almost out of the alley.
Gaara stopped counting, but still having a piss expression, he asked in a demanding voice, "You mean strawberries."
"YES STRAWBERRIES!" Temari grinned feeling a bit relieved, but still prepare to run in case Gaara changes his mind. Gaara looked up, and then nodded. "Thank you! Meet you back at our house!" With that and a slight kiss on Gaara's cheek, Temari dashed forward to the bakery.
"I never knew you like cakes." Tenten was surprised, but decide to shut up when Gaara glared at her. "I'll be going now." Now it's Tenten's turn to run, and to tell the truth, she run pretty fast, leaving a trail of dust behind.
Hehe, that was fun. Shut up. Fine.
Author's note:
APH: For those who are curious about how Naruto and Kyuubi were turned into babies, I'm sorry. I decide to let Naruto remember things a little by a time.
Please R&R.
Oh, and by next chapter, I'll start answering some review questions.
PD: I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO THE NEXT CHAPTER! MY FLAME OF YOUTH IS BURNING!
APH: AAAHH, PAYDAY! I'M ON FIRE!
PD: YES! BECAUSE YOUTH IS SOMETHING THAT BURNS FURIOUSLY WITHIN US ALL! (Tears pour down)
APH: NO, I'M REALLY ON FIRE!
PD: (Looks back at APH) OHH CRAPP
(Both rushed to the back yard and try to put the fire out with the water hose.)
Next chapter's preview: Naruto's First Word-
Everyone crowded next to Naruto. Kankuro holding the camera while Temari sweats like a pig. Jiaraya stares deeply into Naruto's eyes while Gaara stands impatiently waiting for Naruto's first word.
Suddenly, Naruto's mouth opens…"ENSE TEONEIIII" Everyone's eyes widened. "Come on Naruto, your almost there!" Temari exclaimed as she move closer to Naruto. Naruto's mouth opens once more…
