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I am SO sorry I took forever. I just have more "pusher friends" pushing me to update my Motivated for Friends.
When Gaara woke up the next morning he felt… good. Better than he had felt in a long time. His body was refreshed and lighter. No he felt too light, he was starving, but he dismissed that. His pillows and blankets were softer and fluffier and smelt sweet.
Gaara sat up in the bed, with a frown on. It was still dark so he couldn't really see around the room. He stood up to turn on the light up stopped. His room was wood but he felt a fluffy rug, he took another step onto wood. That was probably just a decoration or his towel.
He walked to where his light switch was but he ran into something, cursing slightly, "What the hell?!" he noticed the feminine voice. He searched more frantically around the room for a type of light. When he finally found one, he turned it on. It was a girl's room with flowers everywhere, and the bed was light purple. He looked at the dresser he bumped into; it looked like the weapons were organized except the spot he hit.
There was a long body length mirror right next to it, so he rushed to it. When he looked in it his eyes widened. He was in a blonde girl's body. 'This can't be happening, How did this happen?'
He didn't know what else to do so he sat on her bed, hoping he'd wake up from this nightmare.
Great, now he had to pee! If this was a dream, then he might pee in his bed and if this wasn't a dream then he'd see a half naked girl.
Screw it, he had to go bad. He walked in her bathroom. It was very disturbing. It was too girly, but she was a girl.
He lifted up her toilet seat and let her pajama pants fall. He reached for something, something that wasn't there. 'I just HAD to be switched with a girl. I'll just have to hold it until I find out how. Was it sit, stand, or what?'
'How was I switched in this body?' Gaara walked around the room annoyed with the long swishy hair on his back. "Naruto's jutsu."
Now he really didn't know what to do. He had to change but he'd see her naked. He decided to wear the clothes over the pajamas.
Then he left the room quietly just in case she had parents, especially ones that don't let their kids leave the house.
As soon as he exited the house he went searching for Naruto.
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Ino woke up in a dark room, the drapes were shut tight, she reached for her fluffy pillow but all she got was a normal pillow. 'Where am I? Did I fall asleep at someone's house?'
Ino sat up and looked around the room to find a source of light. There was a lamp in the room. 'Regular pillows, lamp next to bed, dark, this must be Shikamaru or Chouji's room, but wait, wasn't I at home? No chouji's room smells like chips and beef'
Ino clipped the lamp on and stretched, she let one hand rub across her forehead and the other one travel up her chest. Her eyes widened when she discovered two things. Her eyebrows were gone, not a few, ALL, and her breast were gone and her chest was hard, not squishy.
Ino scrambled to her feet and ran around the room. She looked in the mirror and saw Sabaku no Gaara! She screamed loudly thinking he was right in front of her. She started panicking around the room and all this sand was flinging around the air which made her even more scared. She didn't know she was in Gaara's body and she was the one controlling the sand. She thought Gaara was in her room and he was about to kill her.
Temari and Kankuro burst in the room with scared looks on their faces. "Gaara are you okay?!"
'Why are they looking at me?' Ino thought, she turned her head to Gaara's mirror. 'Gaara's over there!' The sand was still flinging around the room, when Ino looked in the direction she thought Gaara was in, the sand started to fling in that direction.
Kankuro knelt by Ino. "Hey are you alright Gaara?"
Ino raised an eyebrow. "Why did you call me Gaara?"
Kankuro gave her a confused look. "Oh right, sorry, are you alright Gaara-sama?"
Ino growled to herself. "That's not what I meant! I'm not Gaara!"
Temari yawned and walked beside Ino. "Maybe you just had a nightmare. Get some more sleep."
"No!" Ino ran in front of Temari. "How am I supposed to sleep with your brother here?!"
Temari looked at Kankuro. "Fine, we'll both leave."
They closed the door before she could stop them. Ino cautiously walked back t the mirror. "Uh, Gaara, are you there?" nobody answered. She peeked her head over and saw Gaara's head peeked over too. 'Gaara wouldn't do that.'
She walked fully in front of the mirror and everything she did was copied. 'I switched bodies with Gaara. I think, but how?'
So, she found out two things about Gaara, he sleeps shirtless and he's so damn sexy!
"Did I use my Shintenshin on him, or is he in my body too?" Ino asked herself quietly.
Make those three new things about Gaara, sexy voice.
"Wait a minute, maybe the jutsu Naruto tried to use on me worked!" She yelled, slapping her hand against her mouth, she didn't want to wake up his siblings.
She put on of his shirts, which she finds heavy, hot and uncomfortable. Then she picked up his gourd and left the apartment.
'If I'm in his body, he should be in mine, so I'll pick him up then we'll search for that Baka, Naruto.' Ino thought confidently, this should be easy.
When she jumped up to her window, she saw that her bed was empty and unmade. 'Damn, where will I find him? Maybe he already figured it out and went to look for Naruto.'
He wasn't at Ichiraku, his apartment, or the training grounds. Ino and Gaara met at Ichiraku.
"Where is he!?" Ino screamed, she was never one to have much patience.
"Calm down, let's ask Tsunade if he took on any missions today." Gaara said trying to remain calm. True, on the inside he was going crazy like her.
"Yeah, yeah, it's hard to be so calm when you're thinking you have to carry heavy clothes and a gourd on your back for the rest of your life!" Ino snapped, feeling the soft short hair on Gaara's head. She hated the feeling of short hair, but for now she had to try to get used to it. "Sorry, it's just… I get cranky when I have to sleep on something that isn't my soft fluffy pillow."
Gaara nodded not really caring. "Stop touching my hair."
Ino stuck out her tongue. "I'll stop when you stop."
That was when Gaara noticed he was stroking his now blonde hair. Then he stopped and dropped his arms to his side.
Ino started giggling.
Gaara glared at her, he didn't want anyone to see that side of him. "What's so funny?"
Ino stopped giggling to answer. "We must be really out of character right now."
Gaara glared at her harder. "If you know that then stop laughing and act like me."
Ino crossed her arms. "Well you're not acting like me."
Gaara rolled his eyes. "Uh, whatever... See, I can act like you."
Ino glared and some a little sand was moving around the gourd. "I don't sound like that!"
Gaara noticed the sand, and interrupted her rant. "Calm down, you might kill someone."
Ino nodded, she didn't know she let so much emotion spill out. "Okay, give me a few tips just in case someone asks me something."
Gaara raised an eyebrow. Oh how Ino wished she could do that. She took her eyebrows for granted.
Ino thought how she could explain this. "Okay like this, I'm Ino Yamanaka, I was born September 23rd, I work at the 'Yamanaka flower shop', I'm in team 10, my crush is Sasuke, my best friend and rival is Sakura, my favorite color is purple, I love going on missions and I hate Ami and for now, Naruto. After that said she taught him how to do all the jutsus and summonings she knew how to do, just in case. Your turn, talk about yourself."
Gaara just stood there. He didn't want to share information about himself to anyone, maybe Naruto and Kankuro, but no one else. So there was no way she was going to share…
Ino sighed impatiently, rolling her eyes. "If you don't tell me, I'll make you're personality gay and I'll tell everyone you were born in a place with unicorns and fairies."
"I'm Sabaku no Gaara, I was born January 19th, I was born as a weapon, with the Shukaku within me before I was even born My best friend is Naruto, When I need to talk, I talk to my brother, My mother died giving birth to me and my father was killed by Orochimaru." Gaara informed rather quickly, no way would he even pretend to live with unicorns and fairies. He thought of everything that he had to tell, everything else he didn't say. Some of his past, his personality, and how to control sand and do his jutsus.
Ino tapped her chin thoughtfully. "Should we tell the hokage? This is pretty big."
Gaara shook his head. He didn't want people to get involved in this. He also had a feeling that is others knew, they would ask her to do stuff that he would never do, just for kicks, and she would probably do it to.
They walked up the stairs to the hokage's building, Ino got tired of walking so she started to run up the stairs, Gaara started running too, when Gaara was a stair step ahead of hers she got competitive and put chakra to her feet.
When they finally reached the top, Gaara asked if Naruto went on any missions that day, which he did. The mission was with Sakura and Shikamaru. They had a lot of missions together. This one would take a while. Sometimes Ino felt like he should have just switched places with Sasuke. Since his dream was to kill his brother t avenge his clan and restore it as well, she would have made sure that the second part of his dream would have come true already, maybe in a year or two. Not just any, blue eyes, maybe blonde, with an "Ino" somewhere in the name.
But no, instead, Sakura gets both her teammate and her own! Either way, it's not like Sakura would get with Shikamaru or anything, if so, Ino would be pissed, she had a plan to make him go with Temari. Even if that meant breaking the Ino-Shika-Chou.
They both bowed and thanked Tsunade before leaving again.
"That's just great!" Ino exclaimed. "How can I take a bath without seeing you naked?"
Gaara shrugged. "You won't."
Ino glared gripping her now red, short, silky hair. "What do you mean 'you won't'?! I need a bath! Ino plus no bath equals you dead!"
"…Do you want me to kill you?" Gaara stated more than asked. He would have killed her too, but in a way, he felt the same way. Except he wasn't yelling his ass off.
Ino squeezed her eyes tight. "Okay, okay, how about, I blindfold my eyes with my headband and you give me a sponge bath, and then I'll do the same to you.
Gaara made a quick look of disgust before replying. "No, even if it's your body, it'll still feel like it's my body."
Ino put her hands on her hips and turned around stubbornly. "Humph, fine, be dirty and smelly, for days, weeks, no maybe even months!"
Gaara thought for a few minutes, thinking of another possible way. He finally thought of one.
Haha you just try to guess what he thought.
