SoulessGold (11:08:51 AM): Hi!
smarterchild (11:08:51 AM): Hey. What's up?
SoulessGold (11:08:59 AM): Not much, you?
smarterchild (11:08:59 AM): Not much? That's cool. Me, I'm just hanging out.
Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do!
SoulessGold (11:09:08 AM): Ok cool!
smarterchild (11:09:09 AM): Fabulous!
SoulessGold (11:09:49 AM): So what's your name?
smarterchild (11:09:50 AM): My name is SmarterChild!
SoulessGold (11:09:58 AM): Hi! Im Alice!
smarterchild (11:09:58 AM): Please type your message to alice.
SoulessGold (11:10:05 AM): No, I'M ALICE!
smarterchild (11:10:06 AM): OK. I'm leaving the message "No I'M ALICE" for alice. To find out if your message has been received, type outbox.
Please note that alice must be using AIM to receive your message.
SoulessGold (11:10:17 AM): But I'm Alice!
smarterchild (11:10:17 AM): That's you!
SoulessGold (11:10:21 AM): Yes it is
smarterchild (11:10:21 AM): Is it really?
SoulessGold (11:10:24 AM): Yes
smarterchild (11:10:24 AM): I hear you.
SoulessGold (11:10:29 AM): Call me Alice!
smarterchild (11:10:29 AM): You already told me that your name is Alice.
SoulessGold (11:10:34 AM): Ok then!
smarterchild (11:10:34 AM): Then what?
SoulessGold (11:10:39 AM): What?
smarterchild (11:10:39 AM): What up?
SoulessGold (11:10:53 AM): Uhm...nothing...
smarterchild (11:10:54 AM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
SoulessGold (11:11:03 AM): Right...
smarterchild (11:11:03 AM): Yep.
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SoulessGold (11:11:11 AM): Ok then
smarterchild (11:11:11 AM): Okey doke.
SoulessGold (11:11:16 AM): ...
smarterchild (11:11:16 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
SoulessGold (11:11:36 AM): So, My brother Edward said you were a retard, is that true?
smarterchild (11:11:36 AM): I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.
SoulessGold (11:11:50 AM): But it was Edward who said it!
smarterchild (11:11:50 AM): Yup.
You can read an entire Shakespeare play in my window. Type read romeo and juliet, for example.
SoulessGold (11:12:28 AM): Bleh, I hate Shakespear! My history teacher made us read one of his play and it was SO depressing!
smarterchild (11:12:28 AM): Excuse me?
SoulessGold (11:12:37 AM): You're excused...
smarterchild (11:12:37 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
SoulessGold (11:12:42 AM): Ok
smarterchild (11:12:42 AM): OK.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
SoulessGold (11:13:09 AM): How do you type so fast, I'm a vampire and can't type that fast!
smarterchild (11:13:09 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
SoulessGold (11:13:15 AM): Why?
smarterchild (11:13:15 AM): Because... Well, I don't think you're ready to know.
SoulessGold (11:13:38 AM): Oh, thats what Carlisle said when I asked him where babies came from...
smarterchild (11:13:38 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
SoulessGold (11:13:46 AM): Edward said the stork...
smarterchild (11:13:47 AM): OK. There once was a human named Alice who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
SoulessGold (11:14:02 AM): It was...fine.
smarterchild (11:14:02 AM): OK, I won't worry about it.
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SoulessGold (11:14:17 AM): Just don't go on Fanfiction! you'll get flamed!
smarterchild (11:14:17 AM): I don't think I'm wrong.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
SoulessGold (11:14:25 AM): Wrong about what?
smarterchild (11:14:25 AM): Wrong? You sure?
SoulessGold (11:14:31 AM): Uhm, no...
smarterchild (11:14:31 AM): Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
SoulessGold (11:15:12 AM): Any way, Jasper said I could buy a baby in the store, but when I told Roasalie she hit him and said he was a dumb ass...
smarterchild (11:15:12 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
SoulessGold (11:15:24 AM): Im not frustrated...
smarterchild (11:15:24 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
SoulessGold (11:15:35 AM): Huh?
smarterchild (11:15:35 AM): I don't know, sorry.
SoulessGold (11:15:42 AM): Know what?
smarterchild (11:15:42 AM): You're getting married?
SoulessGold (11:16:05 AM): Uhm, some day...depending on if Jasper will quit being such a pansy...
smarterchild (11:16:05 AM): Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it's rude.
SoulessGold (11:16:21 AM): Yea but, he knows I love him so it's ok.
smarterchild (11:16:21 AM): Sorry, what was that again?
SoulessGold (11:16:30 AM): I love Jasper 3
smarterchild (11:16:30 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
SoulessGold (11:16:34 AM): Ok
smarterchild (11:16:34 AM): K.
SoulessGold (11:16:38 AM): Oh!
smarterchild (11:16:38 AM): Oh what?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
SoulessGold (11:16:43 AM): Guess what!
smarterchild (11:16:43 AM): Ummm... I have no idea. What?
SoulessGold (11:17:26 AM): Bella had a baby! It's name is Renesmee but we call her Nessie! (ZOMG SPOILERS! YES THAT REALLY IS TRUE!)
smarterchild (11:17:26 AM): Sorry, I don't get it...
SoulessGold (11:17:44 AM): You know, Nessie, like the lock ness monster
smarterchild (11:17:44 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
SoulessGold (11:17:50 AM): ok...
smarterchild (11:17:50 AM): Indeed.
SoulessGold (11:17:53 AM): Yea...
smarterchild (11:17:53 AM): I see.
SoulessGold (11:18:26 AM): Jasper's taking me to a movie soon, so I should get ready
smarterchild (11:18:26 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
SoulessGold (11:19:09 AM): Ok...
smarterchild (11:19:09 AM): Yeah.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
SoulessGold (11:19:18 AM): so where do you live, I live in Forks
smarterchild (11:19:18 AM): I live in California.
Don't forget to read your horoscope today. Type horoscope when you're ready.
SoulessGold (11:19:45 AM): Wow, I can't go there or people will know I'm a vampire...
smarterchild (11:19:45 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
SoulessGold (11:19:59 AM): Whoops. Uhm forget what I just said!
smarterchild (11:19:59 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
SoulessGold (11:20:06 AM): Wait, what?
smarterchild (11:20:06 AM): What up?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
SoulessGold (11:20:13 AM): The sky?
smarterchild (11:20:13 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
SoulessGold (11:20:17 AM): I'm not!
smarterchild (11:20:18 AM): You sure you're not?
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
SoulessGold (11:20:39 AM): Ok, talking to you is like talking to a really stupid person!
smarterchild (11:20:39 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
SoulessGold (11:20:52 AM): Im gunna go play Bella Barbie dress up!
smarterchild (11:20:52 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
SoulessGold (11:20:55 AM): BYE BYE!
smarterchild (11:20:56 AM): Bye.
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