The Scream
At the beginning of this chapter, we find Kikyo rubbing a lamp. All of a sudden, a genie pops out…
Genie: I am the one- wish genie! Speak your sole desire and I shall grant it!
Kikyo: Hmm… can you restore my flesh, blood and bones?
Genie: Of course.
The genie snaps his fingers and Kikyo's body is no longer graveyard soil. She starts jumping up and down, screaming:
Kikyo: I'VE GOT MY NORMAL BODY AGAIN! WOOHOO!
Genie: I wouldn't jump up and down if I were you…
Kikyo: You can't jump. AND I DON'T CARE!
Kikyo continues to jump up and down while the genie floats away. Suddenly, the rock under her breaks…
Kikyo: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ( By the way, this is the scream from the first part)
Kikyo stops her fall by grabbing a rock, but cuts her knee in the process…
Kikyo: Ow, I'm bleeding…hey! I'm in pain AND I'm bleeding! YAAY!
She climbs back up, only to be greeted by wolf demons licking her blood from the ground…
Demon Wolf #1: This blood…tastes good…WHERE DID IT COME FROM?
Demon Wolf #2: IT'S HER! GET HER!
Kikyo: Oh crap.
Kikyo flees, with the wolves snapping at her heels. When she loses them, she has several bite marks on her legs. She lies on a tree and a wasp nest falls. As son as it hits the ground, several Saimyosho (sorry I don't know how to spell it) appear.
Saimyosho #1: Hey! Who did this to our nest?
Saimyosho #2: She did it! GET HER!
Kikyo: Fuck, not again…
Kikyo gets up and runs away with the Saimyosho on her tail. She screams in pain as they sting her with poisonous barbs. They finally go away, and Kikyo looks like she has acne all over her body.
Kikyo: Must…find aloe…AHA! Here it is…ahhh
Kikyo doesn't realize that she's rubbing poison ivy all over herself…
Kikyo: Aahh…WHY AM I SO ITCHY?
Kikyo spots a nearby lake and jumps in…
Kikyo: Ah, water… Hey, what's that strange- looking log?
She swims over and taps it, only to find that it is actually a Crocodile demon…
Crocodile demon: HEY! WHO HIT ME? YOU! YOU HIT ME! I'LL KILL YOU!
The Crocodile demon chases Kikyo and bites her butt, then immediately dies due to the bad taste. Kikyo swims ashore and lies down. Then she bleeds to death and dies. For good.
