(Sigh) I'll only say this once… ok maybe twice…
Please review, I feel really unloved when I see like heaps of other stories with so many reviews and im like… alone D:
Anywho… on a lighter note, ……………(cough)… ok I don't have said 'lighter note' at the moment… BUT IT WILL COME!
AH HERE IT IS! I reckon that if Kishimoto-sensei wasn't such a bitch he would've put SasuNaru in it, after all… it is the most favorable couple
DisclaimerI don't own Naruto… I mean jeez… do you think I look like a boy? (Don't answer that question D: )
Kakashi continued to ramble on as students had quiet conversations with one another. Kakashi wasn't one to repeat his too-long-too-give-a-crap-about lectures, so he wouldn't take the time to repeat his whole, long-winded lecture on Japanese history again. Kakashi cleared his throat and everyone, well most students, swiveled around in their seats and looked at him readily, he pointed to a pile of text books atop his desk that were already covered in a thin layer of dust. He looked up with a smile "who would like to hand out these books?"
Sakura leapt up from her seat and waved her hands hysterically "I would, Sensei! I would!" She rushed down the aisle and scooped up the books into her arms with a care, Kakashi sighed and spoke in a low tone to himself "…like always…" Sakura turned on her heel and gave him a creepy smile "What was that, Kakashi-sensei?" her lips twitched on its ends when he dispelled the question
"Maa… nothing… nothing… just hand out those books." Sakura ignored the obvious lie and began handing them out; she bounced up and down the aisles handing out books to each pair of students. Sakura finally reached Sasuke and Naruto, she was about to hand them their book but stumbled backwards when she quickly thought of the best way to seduce the new student 'ok… be sexy, erotic and… overall desirable' Sakura unbuttoned her first three shirt buttons (1) and walked up to the squabbling pair of teens, she leaned over the desk and let her eyes fall half-mast for a sexy affect. Her open shirt showed Sasuke what little cleavage she had; he cringed and snatched the book away from her lotion-covered hands.
"Thank you." He spat out a reply and stuck his face into a random page in the textbook; Sakura was taken aback by the harsh tone in his voice but nodded and handed out the last two books. Naruto snorted in suppressed laughter at the failed seduction caused by Sakura Haruno, Sasuke glared at him and slammed the book down in between them with a scowl. Kakashi wrote on the board the page number they were supposed to read over in the book, "okay! Everyone open your books to pages 217 and 218, please read over it and take notes before you finish the questions that you have been allocated, begin working now." After his small speech, it went silent.
Sasuke couldn't believe that this was the wild class he was in around two minutes ago, even the wild blonde was quietly reading over the information in the book they were given. Sasuke, not wanting to seem slow, began reading at a fast pace to catch up, the text on the page was quiet simple yet it had so much information inside it about history. Sasuke wrote down a helpful note and glared inwardly when he noticed Naruto had already wrote down more than he had, Sasuke shoved his elbow into Naruto's and smiled smugly when he heard the awkward scratch of Naruto's pen jutting off into a wrong direction across his page.
Naruto hissed under his breath and used liquid-paper to cover the mistake her had forcefully made. Sasuke smirked arrogantly under his stoic mask and wrote down another note from the book, slowly catching up to Naruto. Sasuke liked his first reaction he had gotten from Naruto and jabbed him again, Naruto's pen didn't skid off and but this time Naruto paused before continued his work. Sasuke jabbed him again, Naruto was beginning to get pissed off with him. He swung his head around to give Sasuke a dirty stare; Sasuke dismissed the glare with a fake smile that radiated poor-quality innocence "what's that look for?" he asked in a soft yet harsh whisper, Naruto rolled his eyes and continued his work with a huff.
Naruto growled as Sasuke jabbed his elbow into Naruto's as they were writing, what was it like the fifteenth time he had hit him now?! Naruto laid his head down on to the table and whispered hoarsely "…Oi…" Sasuke turned his head with a half glare and looked back to his work without a second thought, Naruto scowled and continued whispering "…quit hitting me with your elbow, bastard." Sasuke snorted and looked at Naruto cocky.
"…Well if your elbows weren't so fat, I wouldn't keep hitting them now would I?" Sasuke lied, in all honesty, all though he'd never admit it, Naruto was really slim.
Naruto made a face, slammed his hands down on the desk and sent Sasuke a death stare "what the hell, did you say you fucker?!" Naruto barely ever swore, so his friends around him stared in awe at the furious blonde
Sasuke smirked and continued writing "you're deaf now too? Wow, blind, deaf and dumb… what a way to go." Sasuke had learnt how to push peoples buttons well, but Naruto was just too easy
"You bastard I'll--" Naruto stopped mid sentence when his oh-so-lazy teacher stood up and slam his hands down on his table, making everything in the room shake and wobble
"One more word, Naruto! And that'll be a detention!" Everyone knew Kakashi's detentions were half-assed but god were they long… Naruto swallowed loudly and nodded before taking his seat
Sasuke smirked and breathed out an evil laugh, Naruto ignored it and flipped him off when he let his hand drop under the desk. Sasuke didn't bother making another riot with the already infuriated blonde, he just loved to rile people up… maybe it was an Uchiha family trait. Sasuke thought over it and let his pen whack the edge of his desk in thought, 'Well… Itachi loves to torment me… and I love to torment others… I guess it could be true…' Sasuke was let his mind wander a little too much today, more than he would've liked.
Sasuke sighed and brushed a long bang back behind his ear, he began on the questions and noticed Naruto and his, Sasuke guessed was, friend were already finished and chatting. Sasuke mentally sighed and flicked his long bang away from his ear in frustration, 'im just too distracted today…' he quickly got the hang of the questions and finished his last sentence just on the bell, Kakashi let out a sigh and clapped his hands together grabbing everyone's attention as they packed away their books.
"Okay! For those who haven't finished, I want you to do that for homework and if you don't…" Kakashi lowered his face so it seemed eerily dark and haunting "…I'll hunt you down and gut you like the dogs you are." Everyone shuddered and filed out of the class room rapidly
Sasuke leaned in as Naruto brushed passed him and ran up to his friend he was previously having conversation with, he girlishly linked arms with the red head and grinned. "Hey Gaara, hurry up! You're so slooooooow!" he mocked in an annoying tone
Gaara scowled and zipped up his bag furiously "I'm done…" Naruto ignored the anger that was radiating off his friend and dragged him out the door, "Great! Now move faster, Gaara!" said boy's anger seemed to diminish as Naruto playfully dragged him out the classroom door, ignoring all the death-related threats he was yelling out at him.
Sasuke scowled in jealousy, he never had a friend like that… he never had a friend, full stop. He would always shut himself off from the world, hoping they would all go off and die somewhere. A little cliché for him, but it was the truth. Sasuke shoved his books into his bag and ambled out the door with a bunch of other students, he had already memorized his next class at the beginning. Maths. Sasuke shuddered inwardly at the thought, he wasn't bad at it… it just got on his nerves one to many times. Sasuke shook his head and walked off to his next classroom, Itachi had read over the school policies and schedule times to him, so he knew that there was a two-minute break between each class. Sasuke took the time to stare at all the beautiful scenery around him, he had taken, what he suspected, was the long way to his next room.
"Beautiful, huh?" a masculine voice chirped beside him, Sasuke didn't need to look at him to know who it was… that annoying blonde kid from history class
"Hn." Sasuke snorted impassively at him with a roll of his eyes, still refusing to make eye contact with him
"Jeez, what's up your ass?" Naruto joked, Sasuke didn't take it as a joke and sent him the coldest glare he could manage. Naruto froze in his spot and watched the raven-haired teen continue walking, Naruto rolled his eyes "…tough crowd…" he muttered absent-mindedly to himself, Naruto saw the look on Sasuke's face as he walked up beside him. Naruto stared at him for a while, trying to see if he could crack his mask but a thought came to mind and he let a mischievous smirk play along his lips "With an attitude like yours im surprised you have friends."
Sasuke paused in mid-step but with a bit of awkwardness continued walking, Naruto smirked again 'bingo!' "I mean—what am I saying?! Of course you don't have any friends…" Sasuke turned to him with a furious face; Naruto had hit a soft spot…
"I-I have friends! They're just not here! You're the one without friends!" He sputtered out in fury, loathing the blonde to an even further extent
"Right… of course they're not 'here'…" Naruto lifted his hand and tapped his temple with his short, blunt nail "they're all up here, aren't they?"
Sasuke's face turned bright red with anger, he was about to retort when the bell for class to begin rang throughout the empty school. Sasuke turned around on his heel and began to stomp away; Naruto ran up and slapped him on the back playfully before running ahead and shouting something over his shoulder "you're weird! I like you! …Sasuke was it?"
Sasuke smirked, "Well, I don't like you. So therefore, you don't need to know my name, so you can leave me and my life alone." Sasuke hissed out in a mocking tone "you idiot."
Naruto stopped, turned back and glared at the dark-haired boy who just gave him a smirk of victory. Naruto scowled and immediately began running off to his own class; Sasuke smirked and walked casually to his own class. Sasuke ran a pale hand through his hair until it tangled at the back of his 'rooster-tail' as Itachi would call it, Sasuke let his hand slip out of his matted hair letting rest right beside his leg lifelessly. He stared intently at his classroom door before knocking quietly against it, the loud noises in the room were silenced by someone letting out a hoarse whisper of 'someone's at the door' loud shuffling was heard from behind the door until it squeaked open and cracked to a stop, Sasuke was presented with a smiling face of his sensei.
"Welcome! Better late than never!" the female teacher laughed and shoved him into the class room gracelessly "Since I've never seen you're face before you must be new, ne?" she walked up to the front of the classroom and leaned over her desk, she ran her finger down a hidden piece of paper and stopped near the end of the page "ah Sasuke Uchiha, that must be you correct?"
"Yeah." Sasuke muttered blankly
"Well, take a seat. By the way im Yuki-sensei!" Sasuke nodded and sat down in a spare seat that was conveniently placed right beside him, Sasuke looked around and saw no-one familiar. Not that annoying blonde-kid, the pink-haired nuisance or the blonde slut… the blonde's red-headed friend was in a different class too. Not that Sasuke cared whether or not he knew anybody; he just found it strange that no one recognizable was in his class.
The clack of the chalk cracking against the board was almost hypnotic in the dull silence of the room; curt whispers behind the teacher's back were the only sounds that swam around the silent air of the classroom. Sasuke narrowed his eyes downward; the tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Sasuke scribbled down his work into his book, numbers danced over his page as his pen inscribed them down in the perfect equation that was scratched on to the blackboard in white chalk. Sasuke solved the questions in record time; they were simple questions for his standards so he didn't bother to take his time lingering over whether his calculations were correct… etc.
Sasuke waited at least another fifteen minutes; most people had finished their work as they began to chat with one another. Sasuke leaned on to his elbow and cradled his chin in his hand, weighing his options of what to do with himself for the rest of the day. He shuddered of the thought of all those girls glomping him and pressing their bodies up against him in a sexual way, 'girls are such whores… and so desperate' he quickly shook of that notion when the thought of loneliness sunk in, Sasuke groaned quietly to himself, the only thing worse than being squeezed to death by a bunch of horny girls is being lonely. Sasuke mentally kicked himself, 'no. Nothing is worse than that'
The teacher slammed her hand up against the board, sounding off a loud clap as her bare hand made contact with the hard board. Everyone flinched and stared straight at the front of the class, the teacher smiled without humor as her class sent her dark stares. Ignoring the looks of her students, she cleared her throat and spoke up "okay! That's enough time! I want you to pass you're books up to the front, so I can mark them, but with the exception of Uchiha-san because he's new."
"That won't be necessary." Sasuke stated in a low tone under his breath, Yuki whizzed around and looked at him in confusion
"Hm? Pardon?"
"My maths skills are excellent, so you do not need to worry about me being slow with your work." Sasuke spoke in a high tone of voice
Yuki-sensei laughed nervously and rubbed the back of her head in shock, "Ahaha… okay… pass you book to me then." Sasuke obliged quickly by standing up and walking up to the front letting his book slide casually into the teacher's awaiting hand before returning to his seat
"Hm… 5 minutes left…" she pondered quietly to herself, she piled the books up from the students and held them in a big, lumpy pile in her arms "I'm going to put these away, you may talk quietly but if I hear any loud, unnecessary noises…" she smiled wickedly at them "I'll rip you're arms off."
Sasuke gave her an awkward stare as she brushed down the aisle and out the door, 'she's more crazy than my first teacher…' Sasuke sensed someone was staring at him; he looked up to see two girls standing awkwardly beside him. One girl had long brown hair while the other, shorter one, had longer black hair, Sasuke raised an eyebrow "yes?"
"U-um…" they both stuttered in unison, making brief whispers to each other in embarrassment like 'you ask, no you!'
The brunette sighed and looked away before speaking up "I-is… your brother, I-Itachi?"
Sasuke let a curious expression cross his face "yes… why?" He scowled at the name of his elder brother, the demon that had forced them to move house…
"Oh my gosh… Itachi-sama's brother…!" the squealed quietly to each other, enlacing their fingers together and jumping up and down in a fangirl-ish manner "Maa… Itachi-sama and Itachi-sama's brother are so… hot…" the shorter one sighed in a dreamy tone
Sasuke tensed and made a face "how do you two know Itachi?"
The brunette swung her head around with a placid smile "because Itachi-sama is just the hottest man to ever grace god's green earth…" she whined in a low sigh of love "and you totally have his good looks Sasuke-kun… but you'll never match up to his…" a sigh "…sexiness…"
Sasuke made the same face as they melted back into their seats, 'Itachi fangirls? Never thought I'd see that bastard have girls hanging off him as they spurted their unconditional love for him…' Sasuke shuddered at the mere thought of it
A long drone of a bell echoed through the room, they all stood up and headed for the door in a rush. Sasuke casually picked up his books, shoved them deep into his bag and exited the room last. People scurried out the common with each other in large groups; Sasuke took a step outside the door and looked around for anyone who looked sane. Sasuke groaned when he set his sights on Naruto, he was waiting idly outside a classroom swinging his head back and forth as his small earphones erupted techno music. Naruto took a step back as the door squeaked open, Gaara walked out with his bag hanging off one shoulder as he tried to stuff numerous papers into it. Naruto wrapped his arm around Gaara's neck and brought him into a headlock, he lowered his head to smile at Gaara's scowling face. "Hey Gaara! Took your time! Is that class to hard for you or something?!" Naruto released Gaara from his grasp and pulled out his earphones before shoving his Ipod deep into his pocket.
"No…" Gaara replied in a low tone, sending him a glare "it's fine, just too much work" Gaara brushed it off half-heartedly
"Sure, Sure…" Naruto joked and pulled Gaara by the arm towards the exit
Sasuke glared at them from underneath his bangs as they unknowing ambled past him, Sasuke looked down and trudged slowly out the door as soon as he knew they were gone. Sasuke clonked his new black shoes down the concrete stairs, the fresh air blew across his face as he walked out of the school and into its wide and open plane. Naruto dragged Gaara over to their group of friends, they all looked up expectantly and gave them a wave, Naruto smiled and waved back to his friends. He released Gaara from his tight grip and sat down next to Kiba, who was happily munching on some crackers. Gaara heaved his tired body on to the ground beside Naruto with a groan; Kiba swallowed his large mouthful of crackers and tilted his head towards Naruto "what class did you two just have?"
"Maths." They replied in unison, both shuffling through their bags for a decent source of food. Naruto stopped moving through his bag for a second to look at Kiba, "what did you have?" he quickly began digging through the contents of his bag again
Kiba pulled down the skin underneath his eye and poked his tongue out childishly before replying "ha! I had Science class!"
Naruto smirked and pulled his empty hand out of his bag "but that means you'll have maths now, while we have science." Naruto looked over him expectantly, Kiba looked thoughtful for a moment before scowling and throwing a cracker at Naruto with a mutter of 'shut up'
Naruto laughed and punched Kiba playfully in the arm who returned the punch, Naruto and Kiba ended up wrestling each other on the ground everyone around them ignored the scene and continued on with their life. Naruto chuckled and pushed Kiba off him, muttering a 'get off me dog-breath.' Kiba gave him a toothy grin and sat back up, just in time to see Shikamaru, Chouji and Neji walk over to the small group and sit down with them.
"Hey" Neji and Shikamaru said in unison while Chouji mumbled out a greeting to the three in between bites of his food
"Hey! Where were you?" Naruto whined with a pout
"Detention." Neji growled and sat down beside Gaara, giving him a nudge and earning himself a kick and a half-assed wave
"The teacher is just too troublesome…" Shikamaru sighed as he lay back on to the grass and closed his eyes
"Oh Neji…" Naruto sighed and looked at his friend " you don't sit next to me in History any more"
Neji cocked his eyebrow "and why not?"
"Mm… new kid sits there, he's a total bastard, sorry Neji." Naruto groaned, picking up a cracker that Kiba offered and nibbling on it
"So where do I sit now?" Neji pondered aloud while snatching a free cracker from Kiba
"The floor."
"What?!?!" Neji hissed raising his voice dramatically
"…Speaking of the new kid…" Gaara finally spoke up, Naruto looked down at Gaara and then to where he was looking at. Naruto snorted in suppressed laughter at the sight. Girls surrounded Sasuke in adoration; they were latching on to his arms, sitting on both knees and pressing their chests up against his back. Naruto laughed whole-heartedly when he noticed Sasuke's twitch as the whole female population of school forced their stereotypical love on him physically.
"Hey Naruto…" Kiba taunted and waved a ten dollar bill back and forth in front of Naruto's face
"…Yeah…" Naruto replied as he watched the money dance in front of him
"Give you ten bucks to save that bastard and I'll give ya…" Kiba pondered for a minute "50… to become his friend in a week or less."
"Easy money!" Naruto shouted standing up proudly and getting ready to march over there but Kiba's loud voice stopped him
"But! You said he was a bastard. I don't think it could be that… easy to befriend someone like that… besides he's an Uchiha!" Kiba scowled at Naruto's confidence
"Well… oh well, it's worth a try!" Naruto ignored all the factors and marched over to the horde of perfumed women
Naruto squeezed through the first layer of girls and easily slipped his way throughout the rest, he let out a sigh when he saw Sasuke in the middle of all the girls. They all let out a sigh of love as Sasuke gave them a dark glare; Naruto shuddered as a waft of perfume filled his nose. Sasuke looked over and saw the blonde, to be honest… Sasuke was glad to see the idiot. Naruto shook his head and walked up to Sasuke, he pushed all the girls off him and ripped him from their claws by grabbing his wrist. The girls scowled as Naruto dragged Sasuke away reluctantly, "Narutoooo…" they all whined in unison "give him back!"
"Nope." Naruto swung his head around and winked at the girls "he's mine." Naruto added as the said girls clenched their fists and cursed Naruto under their breaths
Sasuke looked at Naruto with a scrutinizing stare before speaking up "why the hell did you do that, idiot?" Sasuke very unwillingly let himself be dragged along with him but decided against making a scene, Naruto sighed and replied, "my name is Naruto, Sasuke. And I did that because you looked miserable." 'And I wanted ten bucks…' Naruto added mentally with a smile.
Sasuke ignored his answer as he was thrown to the ground beside one of Naruto's friends; Naruto brushed past Kiba and deceitfully grab the ten dollars that Kiba held out behind him. Naruto smirked and shoved the money into his pocket, he sighed and plopped down beside Sasuke with sigh. Sasuke sent Naruto a glare who caught it out of the corner of his eye; Naruto pushed Sasuke over so he was lying in the grass awkwardly. Naruto laughed "jeez! Relax, you uptight bastard!" Naruto rolled his eyes as he received another glare, 'is that all he's good at?'
Sasuke rolled over to one side so he couldn't see Naruto's face, Kiba laughed and taunted Sasuke "Aww… someone dwoesn't wike woo Nwaruto…" Kiba spoke in a baby voice and fell over laughing, as did Naruto.
'I take it back… this could be fun…'
GAH! I suck D: someone shoot me now (in the middle of the NRA) Ahaha… this can't be good…
once again… please review! I need love too D: DON'T MAKE ME SING MY SONG OF LOVE!
Mwuhahahahaha XD in this fanfiction, Gaara is playing the role of me! Ahaha… the good friend that's always there for a shoulder to cry on :D
Love,
Sweet Tragedies
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