Mr. Game and Watch Does a Thing

Chapter 2

Created: 6/13/17

Disclaimer: Smash bros belongs to Nintendo, or Hal or whoever owns it nowadays…

Author note: More affectionate parodying. Mr. Game and Watch will do a 'thing' like he does best.


Most of the residents of Smash Mansion were still gone when Link returned from his walk. As the Hylian entered the gates and walked along the tall privacy hedge he was greeted to the loud sound of a motor . The air was hazy and heavily grass scented, and his nose was suddenly stuffy. This could only mean one thing...

Link broke into a sprint down the stone path. When the vegetation of the Smash Mansion's yard grew out, it grew out. Once, a few Smashers went missing for a day after being overtaken by plants before someone was called to cut everything down. Link came to a dead end. The giant shrub that usually shaped in Master Hand's likeness had completely overgrown and obscured the entrance to the Mansion. Link was now boxed in without a way to enter.

"Greetings, Link," Ganondorf said, coming out of nowhere.

Link turned around and readied his sword. His arch-nemesis approached him slowly.

"I see you are trapped. It would be a shame, if something was to happen to you off of the arena!" Ganondorf smiled maniacally.

Meanwhile

Toadette, Kylie Koopa, Ludwig von Koopa, Jelectro Bond, and Richard were still hanging around in the front yard. They still sat in their plastic lawn chairs in the one area of the yard that had already been cut down from the jungle it had become suddenly.

Dry Bowser, who was pushing a heavy lawnmower, wiped the sweat off of his face. "Say, could one of you hand me that bottle of water?"

Toadette was about to grab it out of the cooler when Dick beat her to it.

"Here you go," Dick said, inserting himself in the story like a typical OC.

Dry Bowser looked at him weird but accepted it. He took a big gulp of the liquid refreshment, which proceeded to pour out of his body and drip from his bones.

Kylie Koopa was gawking at the progress Dry Bowser had made, considering he'd just started work five minutes ago and the grass and shrubbery around the Smash Mansion had already grew five feet into the sky. "What a wonder! Who knew reanimated bones could be capable of such yard work?"

Dry Bowser chuckled, cut off the mower, and pulled out some giant shears to trim the bush shaped like Master Hand. "Me," he answered proudly.

"Talk about a scoop! Say, what else do ya do?"

"Anything."

"She means, what is your job, mon ami?" Bond asked. The sunglasses wearing Noki was now sipping on Ledaig 10 Year scotch, because that is how he rolled.

"Anything," Dry Bowser answered again.

Ludwig adjusted his reflective tanning board. He was now approaching maximum handsomeness. "I wonder where everyone is? You do not think the the mansion is all but abandoned now?" he asked.

"Who cares? I want to go to the mall, I'm hungry," Toadette whined.

Dry Bowser dropped the shears. "She's right. I can trim the yard later, it's not like I need the money. I have seventy other jobs to fall back on. Let's hit it!"

Dry Bowser hopped on his Bone Rattler that was innocuously parked to the side. Toadette took the hint and left the rest, pulling out a pink helmet out of nowhere and strapped it on. She also took the cooler full of drinks with her. Dry Bowser used no helmet because he was too cool for that, but he did slick back his red hair, almost matching Ludwig's coolness.

"They're such a cute couple. I outta take a picture!" Kylie stood up and readied her expensive camera with a one million gigawatt flash. Just as Dry Bowser was revving up with Toadette seated behind, her flash went off.

"ROARRR!" Petey Piranha burst through the tall hedge.

"Hey, Petey!" Toadette greeted. "We're going to the mall, possibly but not limited to Hot Topic, and the food court of course. Wanna come?"

Petey shook his head and then looked around, trying to find something or someone to take a bite out of.

"Time for my handsome nap," Ludwig yawned. Just then Mr. Game and Watch came out of the Smash Mansion.

"Beep," he went, shocked at the overgrowth.

On the other side of the hedges…

"Now you will never corner me again!" Link told Ganon after a particularly brutal fight that happened off camera. He continued to hold his sword towards Ganon's forehead as he kneeled in defeat.

"I will get you next time," Ganon growled, "Besides, I have a NES Classic and you don't so nah nah!"

Link rolled his eyes. "Whatever, because I have and actual console and all the games I want for it. You can enjoy your worthless piece of plastic that Nintendo intentionally made limited quantities of while the rest of us get the same thing by free emulation," the Hylian remarked in a way that sounded suspiciously like the author preaching on a soapbox.

Just then Mario and the rest arrived still on their phones and with overpriced Starbucks coffees in hand. They came to a dead stop in the same place Link did.

Mario looked up. "What the?-"

Villager ran ahead of the rest. "Oops! I knew I should have taken care of that Rafflesia plant before we left! Looks like it took over the whole yard!"

Ike approached him threateningly. "Now look, you idiot! We can't even enter the mansion!"

"Welp! Every future Smash bros game is cancelled now," Mario shrugged.

Suddenly the bush shaped like Master Hand withered away. The leaves turned brown and fell off and soon the trunk became brittle and fell apart leaving a large opening for the front entrance of the Mansion and revealing Mr. Game and Watch.

"Beep," he said, holding a bottle of maximum strength plant killer.

Dry Bowser and Toadette decided to hold off going to the mall so soon. They now had a better idea.

To be continued?