The only thing we have to say is don't hate us. We couldn't help it. Emmett is just so easy to make fun of. So is Mike.

51 Things Emmett Cullen is Not Allowed To Do; 7-8

7. Microwave peeps

8....and leave them in Jasper's favorite book

"Pink."

"Purple."

"Pink."

"Purple."

"This is my brother, so I get to pick. Pink." I pouted, taking a couple hints for good ole' Barbie.

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"And this was my idea. I say purple peeps."

"I know, we get both!" I shouted as I jumped up in down, clapping my hands. A few seconds later Mike joined me as we jumped around in circle's, screeching like little girls.

At that moment, Jasper walked in, rubbing his forehead. "What are you two screeching about. I can feel your excitement a mile away!"

We exchanged glances and said, "Peeps."

Jasper sighs, "I should have known." He continues to nurse his pounding headache as he walks away. He must have seen something shiny.

I don't see why Jasper has an obsession with shiny things. Barbie is so much better. Especially Princess Barbie Magical Castle.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a peep hanging out of Mike's bookbag and I couldn't help but to say, "Ooh, look! Flavored cardboard!"

"What?"

I looked at Mike as if I'd forgotten he was there. "Oops. Never mind."

Mike and I walked over to the bookbag full of peeps and I ripped it open and happily watched as all the peeps fell to the floor. "That was my brand new bookbag!" Mike's lower lip trembled and he sounded like he was on the verge of tears.

"Look, the floor is colorful!" I said without a care.

Mike immediately forgot about his bookbag as he joined me. "Yes it is!"

"We're going to use the pink and purple ones in Jasper's book, so what are we going to do with the green and yellow and blue and white and orange and brown!" I asked as I I picked up the pink and purple ones with Mike.

"We'll make a peep pizza." Mike said, sounding very proud of himself.

"Awesomeness."

We quietly snuck to the kitchen, put the peeps in, and watched in awe as the pretty peeps went around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around until we got dizzy and had to take them out.

Once we made sure Jasper was out, we went to his room and put them in his favorite book—it said something about the civil war on the cover. Hopefully it wasn't too important.

Three hours later...

"EMMETT!!!"

Mike gulped. "I think it's time for me to go now."

Coward. He's like all the mean people on Princess Barbie's Magical Castle who run away when they lose. Or those kids on the street corner who run away screaming bloody murder when I try to give them candy.

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51 Things Emmett Cullen is Not Allowed To Do; 9

9. Call Bella's mom and tell her "The baby's doing okay" and that Bella and Edward asked him to be godfather

I picked up the phone to call Renee. It took me about three times messing up the number before I even notice that her number was on Bella's speed dial. I never knew there was such a thing as speed dial until today. Whoever thought of this is a genius! I listen to the very catchy music coming from the other end, it kinda went like Ring! Ring! Ring! Until Renee so very rudely interrupted it with a," Hello?"

"I just call you to let you know the baby's doing fine and Bella and Edward asked me to be the godfather." I mean, Bella's mother should be the first one to know, right?

"And who are you?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded calm in this murderous sort of way.

"Umm..." Well, that was a very tricky question. "I dunno. I thought maybe you could tell me."

"How am I supposed to know? You're the one who called me! And how did you get my number? I'm going to call the police!"

"Oh, that helps me remember. I'm Edwards older brother and the baby's godfather now. My nineteen year old wife is the godmother. We're very responsible. We haven't killed anything in the last few hours...I think." There was only silence, so I decided to pass the time by humming the Princess Barbie Magical Castle theme song. It's really addicting, you know.

"What are you—Never mind. I really don't want to know." She paused as though she'd suddenly remembered something. "I thought I told Bella to stay safe!"

"Well, they did. They stayed safe inside each other." Once again there was an awkward silence. I was about to start humming again when she answered.

"Are you sure it's Edward and Bella's?"

"I don't know. It might be Bella's and mine..."

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