::Warning!::

Princess Peach, in this story, is significantly characterized by writer as she is one of the most beautiful and cute lady in the world, a light suddist, by far the strongest battle player, does huge and deadly-smell fart, loves doing and sniffing and force others to sniff her fart. Nevetheless, original Peach may not be such the character. Die-hard Peach fans consider this especially.

This story is in Super Smash Bros. Melee's world view, not Brawl. So characters is also based on Melee. It is because Peach Bomber of Melee is explosion like a big fart, but that of Brawl is effect like petals unfortunately. More important, the writer haven't played Brawl...X(
Author, me, is too bad English skill because I am NOT native English speaker but Japanese. So you must feel strange and rudeness my sentences. Please teach me Englsh gently or ignore.
Besides, this writer is bore easily. I afraid you to allow me even if I leave my work...

Oh, so much for preliminaries. Enjoy the story!


Chapter.1 vs Ganondrof

Princess Peach, a champion of Smash Bros, doesn't have comparative strength, significant speed, or enhanced stamina. Actually, nobody expected the Pink-dressed Lady annihilated them onesidedly since Battles began. Why was she able to be by far the strongest? This is because Peach has some special talents...

Ganondorf: Why don't I hit attacks... I can't touch even once!?

She fends off blows by a hair. One of her talent is avoiding all aggression of others and hitting all attacks of her. It means that Peach never lose, and be able to win.

Peach: Huum... After all, you can't take over my step forever. I see. Take a sniff of my poot!

Ganondrof manages to let Peach get away. Princess breaks fart from a distance...

"Poooooooooottt!"

High-pitched noize is from sexual hips. This sound is so cute like Peach's pretty face, but in contrast, a smell of it is hellish. The stench get through about 20 meters distance to Ganondrof only within several seconds.

Ganondrof: Damn, how intense her fart is...!?

In the pungent gas like boiling and concentrating a lot of rotten cheese in feces pool, he gets down soon. On the other hand, she breathes deep the nose and giggles so happy as if the smell is parfume or rich dinner. Why is she loves her merdorous fart despite cute feature...?

Peach: Hey, I do only a light fart. Please experience my new farting attack. It's "Gripping fart", well, an application of "Ni-gui-rippei" in Japan...

Princess says and makes her palm on the butt. First, she smiles. Next, she do a small fart. Then, she takes hold the gas. And finally, she approaches to Ganondorf and brings the fist close to his face with opening hers. These actions are too rapid for him to avoid, thus the stalwart is hit directly. A yellow-brown smog is through his nose...

Ganondorf: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaa!

He screams and faints out. Although he doesn't fall out of field, but obviously, Princess Peach is winner. His damagemeter indicates about 200%, which dues to only two farts smell. Nobady can hurt horribly as bad as this beautiful lady. It means her best talent is the monsterous farting...

Peach: This is fun!