A/N: Photo prompt from sarcastic_fina at the puckrachel drabble meme on livejournal.

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He's always loved Halloween, ever since he was a little boy. Being able to dress up, having a pillowcase full of candy at the end of the night and even being able to get away with a prank or two. It's literally his favorite holiday but don't tell his Ma that since she's all about Hanukkah these days and being as traditional as possible ever since she married that new man at their Temple in Lima, Daniel Goldberg. He doesn't feel like dealing with a Jewish mother guilt trip at the age of 28; especially not when he married "the most perfect Jewish woman" (his Ma's words, not his. But he wouldn't disagree) and has a kid of his own now.

So yeah, Halloween, greatest fucking holiday in his opinion and now he's got a son to dress up in all sorts of kickass costumes. Puck knows that if he left the costume choice up to Rachel that their son, Elijah, would wind up looking like one of the VonTrapp children or something. And there's just no fucking way he's going to have his son dressed up in some overalls made out of hideous curtains while traipsing across the Alps singing Do, Re, Mi. He's already got everything planned out, even bought the costume today. He had been hoping to find another Mario or Luigi costume like the one he got him last year but they were apparently all sold out so he wound up with Superman instead since Elijah has been hooked on the dude ever since Puck found the Superman movie marathon on TNT one night.

He has their son dressed in the costume when Rachel comes home because he wants to make sure it fits. Puck even manages to uncover the blue Robeez shoe with a red guitar on it that has been missing for the past month (apparently one of their dogs has a thing for baby shoes) and paired them with the costume since the blue matches. Apparently this is going to be a musical Superman costume; whatever, it's still kickass.

When Rachel sees Elijah she can't help the big smile that comes over her face at how adorable he looks. She scoops him up into her arms and gives his cheek a loud smacking kiss which causes him to giggle. "I see Daddy bought your costume," she says to the little boy while looking at her husband.

Puck just smirks at her as he tells her, "Yeah I let him pick it out once I realized they were out of Mario. He's got good taste."

She beams at the little boy in her arms before placing him back down on the floor to play with his toys. "Well it seems that my slightly psychic powers came in handy today because I happened to buy costumes for Roxie and Max as well." Rachel then digs in the Petsmart bag that she brought in with her and pulls out a Wonder Woman and Batman costume for their two dogs.

"Fucking awesome, Babe," Puck says before he kisses her and then takes the costumes and goes off in search of the dogs. Once he's got them dressed, he gathers up his son and takes them all out onto their little patio and says, "Be Superman, Elijah." The little boy stands with his feet apart and his tiny fists up at his chest, in a standard fighting stance, with Roxie and Max sitting next to him as Puck takes a picture of the Superhero Squad.

Seriously…Halloween…greatest fucking holiday ever.