BecauseofYou Signed In

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BecauseofYou-I wonder where Bella is...

Bears-Hey Eddie can we play Fortunately Unfortunately?

BecauseofYou-No. Don't call me that.

Bears-But Eddie...

BecauseofYou-Emmett....I'm warning you...

Bears-Edward's gonna get me! Edward's gonna get me! Nahnahnahnahnah!Haha!

BecauseofYou-That's it! Say goodbye, Emmett! Grrrrrrr

Bears-No thanks!

(Crashes, shouts and fruniture breaking are being heard from Emmett's computer)

BlondeRose-Emmett? Emmett? I'm coming down there!

(More crashes)

Shopaholic Signed In

Shopaholic-Edward!!! Stop it!! Quit attacking Emmett! Esme's gonna kill you, ya know! They can't hear me...oh well I'll go down there.

(Alice shouting)

BecauseofYou-Hehe...Emmett screams like a little girl...

ClumsyHuman Signed In

ClumsyHuman-Edward! It's you! Yayz!!!!!!!!! What's going on here? Screams? Please explain.

BecauseofYou-Of course, love. Well, Emmett called me Eddie (shudders) , so I ran down to his room, gave him a few good slaps in the face, a broken finger, and another slap. Then, he ripped my prized record collection into peices, and vaccumed it. Fast. Then Rose came down, and slapped me for slapping Emmett, and threw me aginst the wall, making a huge hole. Then Alice came back, and came up to Emmett's room, got SUPER mad, and called Esme. Now, because of Emmett and Rosalie, me, Emmett and Rosalie, are grounded until we can fix the hole. Alice is off the hook. Save me Bella!!! Please! Grounded! I can't survive!!!

ClumsyHuman-Okay...let's see, I could convince Esme to let you off the hook.

BecauseofYou-Please!

LovingMother Signed In

LovingMother-EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN GET OFF OF HERE RIGHT NOW, AND BELLA BEGGING WON'T WORK ON MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ClumsyHuman-Okay. Please let Edward off the hook.

LovingMother-Alright. For my sweet little human daughter!!!

ClumsyHuman-I'm not your daughter!

LovingMother-If you know what's good for you, you are!

Shopaholic-Mother, please! Quit being delusional!

LovingMother-OOH!!! A TORNADO!

ClumsyHuman-I'm gonna go now...

BecauseofYou-I'm coming over, k?

ClumsyHuman-K, Edward! Byez!

BecauseofYou-Bye

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LovingMother-WHERE IS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I"M LONLEY..............................................................bye

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