~ Akatsuki University - Chapter 2 ~
Sadly, neither I, nor Natasha own 'Naruto.' *cries*
xX ZetsuTobi Xx
Zetsu was being picked on by the jocks in the football field. Trying to get out of the mess, he kept on attempting to run out, but instead had Kakazu hold a grip on him.
"Oh come on. You don't have to leave, do you, plant head?" Hidan smirked. Zetsu knew that he was probably not going to heal for a while after these jocks were done with him.
Zetsu tried to defend himself. "Can't we just stop this!? I'm sorry I blew up your football, I just wanted to play! You know it was an accident!!"
Kisame looked him straight in the eye. "Yeah, accidental or not, you blew it with your damn head." Cracking his knuckles, he had Hidan come next to him to start their fight.
Tobi then came out from inside.
"Hey!! What's this all about!?" Tobi yelled with arms to his hips.
The three players looked straight to the cheerleader with dissatisfaction. They knew that they couldn't beat up Zetsu now, since the friendship spirit cheerer was here.
Groaning and rolling eyes, they left from the case.
Zetsu was surprised. All by a cheerleader, they immediately left him alone?
Now going towards Tobi, he thanked him and asked how he managed to get them to listen to him.
"They do this a lot, but if I'm there, they know that I can tell on them." Tobi smiled.
Zetsu just had a face of embarrassment from the obvious answer. "Well, now I feel stupid…"
"So, want to come with me back inside!?" The cheerleader asked him.
"Well--"
"Come on!!" He grabbed Zetsu's arm and ran back.
"AAAH!! Wait, I wasn't ready to run!!!"
(Natasha's such a hoe, she was suppose to write this part. Nyeh. Oh well, I'm bored, so I will! XD)
xX KakaHidan Xx
Kakazu sighed as he walked behind his platinum haired friend. He was ranting on about something, but then again, Hidan always seem to have something to rant about. Kakazu would occasionally nod to show he had been 'listening,' but of course he wasn't.
The masked teen usually spaced out when Hidan was talking to him, because it was 50% of the time gossip, and the other 50% was a slur of insults towards him. What were the insults, you ask? Generally, along the lines of, 'Money Whore, Fuck Face, and the occasional, Douche Bag.'
Now, your next question might be, 'why would you hang out with him, if he's just being a bastard to you?'
Kakazu loathed that question, it seemed to be the question most people asked him, second to 'what's with the mask?' of course.
His answer, though he'd never say it aloud, would be, 'because I love him.' (To the first question XD).
Yes, Kakazu was crazy for the Jashinist. His gelled back hair, his deep, dark violet eyes. He loved it all. That had been the whole reason Kakazu joined the football team.
(Flashback)
Kakazu maneuvered through the thick, dampened grass. It smelled newly cut, and fresh dew was sparkling on it. The sun was out, and shining bright. The sky was clear, and there seemed to be no clouds insight.
All-in-all, it was the perfect place for football tryouts. The running-back for the team, Hidan, was flirting it up with the Konoha cheerleaders, to no avail. Kakazu quietly smirked, as he approached the small group.
Sakura Haruno, one of the cheerleaders, turned to the miser, a grimace on her face.
"Who are you?" She spat, a bite in her tone. Sakura clearly resembled the preppy type. Her cotton candy, pink hair was tied into two perfect pigtails, and she wore the typical skin-tight, whoreish, cheer leading outfit.
"Kakazu." He mumbled, avoiding her piercing green eyes. Hidan quirked an eyebrow.
"What, you want to be a cheerleader, or something?" The zealot cocked his head to the side, in a mocking matter.
Kakazu glared, and replied, "No, a football player." This answer caused Hidan to practically fall off his seat on the bleachers.
"A-a football player? You? Hmph, that's almost laughable, but seeing you attempt to persuade me would be more." Was this guy serious? Judging by what happened next, it seemed to be true. Hidan bent his knees, and got into a defensive position.
"Well? Come at me, then!" Kakazu challenged, also getting into an offensive position. Hidan smirked, and started to run towards Kakazu. Just as he was about to tackle him, Kakazu blocked Hidan off with a single blow--to the face.
"Son of a--" Said Hidan, as he held his bloodied nose. He could taste the metallic liquid drip into his mouth. Ino Yamanaka, the head cheerleader, ran towards him. Her long blonde hair was styled in a fishtail braid, and her cheerleading outfit, appropriately, seemed the sluttiest.
"Come on, I'll take you to the Nurse." Ino urged, tugging on Hidan's arm.
Before leaving the field, Hidan murmured to Kakazu, "You're on the team." Kakazu smiled in triumph.
He won the game, now all he had to do was win Hidan's heart.
(Flashback end)
A/N - I forgot the Author Note in the other chapter. *sigh* Oh well...
So, Natasha finally wrote her ZetsuTobi part. After bugging her for 2 weeks, and calling, and texting, and shouting, "YOU OWE ME THE STORY, HOE!!" Chapter 2 is finally up! XD
Don't even ask when chapter 3 will be up...=_=;;
