Disclaimer: Still own nothing... and I still have that homework.
A/N: Sorry, not a new chapter! I just realized my layout was messed up on the first chapter. I'll try having a new chapter by the end of the week. Sorry! blushes
Chapter Two
When Leia entered the room, she immediately cast her gaze on the bed. As she expected, she didn't see her body on it.
Great. Just great, she thought. So my mind has been sucked out of my body and put into my twin's. And now the fiend who did it is using my body for evil purposes! Wait, why my body? Why not Luke's or—
She was pulled out of her thoughts by the sound of retching. Frowning, she followed the sound to the 'fresher and saw her body rinsing its mouth in the sink. Disgusted, she turned away slightly, but she didn't leave.
When she heard the sink turn off, she turned back again. Her body was throwing a paper towel away.
"Who are you and what are you doing in my body?" she demanded.
Oh, great. I have Luke's voice, too. I wish I kept mine, but nooooo. My mind just has to be stuck in his body… wait a second, I'm a male?!?!
Her body folded its arms and frowned. "Leia? Is that you? In my body?"
"Luke?" she asked, horrified. The calm, collected part of her flew away and she began to panic. "What's going on? Why do I look like you and why do you look like me? Why—"
Her body—no, Luke—grabbed her by the shoulders and shook. "Focus!"
"I'm focusing!" Leia paced the floor. "Okay, we have to switch back."
Luke rolled his eyes—well, her eyes, but since he was in her body it was currently his eyes—in a 'Well, isn't that obvious?' kind of way.
Leia ignored him as she continued to pace. "Okay, the way we switched in the first place should be the way we have to switch back, but since we don't know how we were switched and we just woke up like this, it's going to be a lot harder to try and get back to how we were before this happened." She paused and glanced at Luke. "Any ideas?"
He shook his head.
She pressed her lips together for a moment, then she said, "Maybe if we bang heads…"
"I am not banging heads with anyone," Luke said, glaring at her.
She winced involuntarily. Do my glares really look that evil?
"Yes, they do, actually," Luke commented.
She gave him a glare that should have read 'Stay out of my mind', but Luke's face didn't seem to achieve that effect.
"Please, Luke?" she pleaded. "I have an appointment with an interior decorator today since Han and I have decided to change the house."
He looked at her blankly.
"It's for our anniversary."
"Ah." Luke blinked. "Wait, I have no idea what to—"
"Exactly," Leia interrupted. "So that's why we have to switch back as soon as possible."
Luke sighed. "Alright then… ready?"
Leia nodded.
"One… two… three!"
Their heads touched the other's for a second before they hit the ground.
"Stang! Kirff! Sithspit… Sithspit again!" Luke yelled. "Oh, you have a hard head!"
Leia rubbed her forehead and looked at him. He was still her. "Do I have to remind you that it's your head, not mine? And quiet down or you'll wake up everyone in this house."
"Rest assured, you'll get nothing but an injured head from doing that, young ones," a male voice said.
The twins turned to see a blue, shimmering Force-ghost standing in the 'fresher with them.
"Who are you?" Leia asked.
"My name is not important," the ghost replied. "What is, though, is the fact that you'll be in your normal bodies in twenty-four hours, so no need to do anything rash. And by rash I mean permanent injuries or anything else of the sort."
"Sorry to break it to you," Leia said sarcastically, "but we don't have that much time. We have things to do today other than worrying about the fact that we're in our twin sibling's body."
"Oh, you do have the time for this, young ones," the ghost said with a smirk as he faded away. "You do."
A silence fell over them, which was broken by Leia.
"I want to grab that little half-pony of his and pull!" she growled. So he didn't speak in riddles, but couldn't he see that, to them, time was of the essence? She glared at her brother. "And don't even think about giving me that 'anger is of the Dark Side' lecture."
But Luke wasn't paying attention to her. His—hers—his brown eyes seemed distant.
"Hello?" she asked, waving a hand in front of his face. "Han and Mara are going to wake up any minute now. We need to be switched back by then!"
"Twenty-four hours is twenty-four hours, Leia," Luke said distractedly. Aside from the distant look in his eyes, he also looked extremely bewildered as he stood up slowly.
"Luke? What is it?"
"I… I think I just went in my pants—err, underwear—but it's not like me…"
Realization dawned on Leia, only to be replaced by embarrassment and then horror as she realized what day it was… or rather, what time of the month it was. It went to prove that their minds were the only things switched, though. Oh, why did it have to be today…
"Leia?"
"Luke," she said slowly. "We need to have a talk…"
