Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he couldn't get it up until I mentioned how many names I'd written for him in the Death Note. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3) – you deserved it (2403849320)
intimacy – by Misa Amane (whore) – Japan (Kanto)
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Have you tried some foreplay, such as discussing politics or the meaning of justice? I have heard from a very reliable source that it works.
by L
