Jaspers POV

Oh the girls are going to be so annoyed at us! Oh, well serves them right for throwing a house party here. I mean it was a nice thought, but posting the invite on myspace. Not so nice. What will really annoy them……. I have the best idea man!!!! " guys. I have a really good idea. Well we replace all their picture with us, trash their apartment." I practically shouted
"yeah, and change their answer machine too something really random." Emmet said getting a bit too excited. " their answer machine is already random, Bella and Tara are having an argument about cheese. Cheese for Christ sake? How more random can it get…..unless we make it embarrassing! Yeah and lets change their alarms to 5:00am to that really annoying song. Oh what was it? That one that they would not stop playing at the party. Um…"
"um…..NODDY!" Emmet shouted
" no Emmet not that one!" I exclaimed
"they played that one a lot though" Emmet started muttering to himself
"that was just to annoy us… um My neck, my back or fergalicious?" Edward asked
" we can change it to both. One going off at 5:00 and the other at 6:00" I said
" that will annoy the hell out of them. Especially Tara… oh and mess up Tara's closet that would be funny." Emmet shouted then burst into his evil laugh.

Emmet's POV
Mwahahaha. This will be so funny. Revenge is sweet, I really want to put the noddy song as the alarm though! " wait guys… how do we make sure they are out of the house when we do this?" I asked with confusion, everyone was silent and then……………BAM it hit me!!! " duh! Guys. What do girls love most in the world?" I asked them
" chocolate?" jasper said
" Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale and Emmet Cullen?" Edward asked
" no Poppy doesn't like them" I said
"how do you know that?" Jazz asked
" well, me and her get on the best. Out of the girls. I like all of them." I said, ugh! They always say I fancy her when, the only one I could fancy would be Bella. " we mention to Tara about that new shopping centre that's opened… she will drag them all down there!"

Edwards POV
Right. Well I have got the pictures. Emmet told Tara and Jazz got Bella's spare key. We are going over to their house now.
10 minutes later
Wow. Their house is immaculate, I feel quite bad about it. Tara will never let me forget it. Oh well i just won't trash her room. "I'll trash Tara's room. I know you all are scared of her, when it gets to her and her clothes so I will go." Emmet said mockingly brave. Well I am glad he did that but, he still needs to be hit with a pillow. "OWWW! That was really hard" Emmet yowled
"oh stop being a baby" Jasper exclaimed, "now lets get to work." This is really fun. We have replaced all the pictures and me and jasper had to stop Emmet from putting " from your sexy little friends! Ha-ha suckers!" he refrained.
The phone message was the best Emmet was Tara, I was Poppy and Jazz was Bella. Oh it was funny!! They are not going to know what hit them