Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson or any of the songs featured in this story.
Percy's POV
I didn't know what got into me then, but the urge was so strong.
It's just like that time I was supposed to deliver a poem for English class but they didn't have time for me so I had to do it at break but I forgot and remembered at the end of the day but I really needed to pee and Idol was on that night and Mom and I like to watch it together and—
Okay, the point is, I don't watch High School Musical, so when Grover and I spontaneously burst into song to the tune of "You are the Music in Me" (the Sharpay version), you'd think something is wrong right?
Percy:
You know we've kicked butt a million times,
Now we need one.
Need a theme song.
Grover:
We'll even look for it nation wide,
Cuz when we find it,
Percy and Grover:
It'll never go wrong!
Percy:
Our melody
Will be on MTV
Percy and Grover:
On iPods going east to west
Percy:
You know it's true
Grover:
And we do too
Percy and Grover:
Cuz half-blood melodies are best!
Percy:
I don't care if it takes long,
We'll find our theme song,
Our half-blood melody.
It's up to the three of us,
We'll find in because
It's our half-blood melo-
Annabeth got up suddenly.
Annabeth:
Melody-yyy, yyy, yeah, yeah-ah
Percy:
Oh yeah…..
I did the electric slide and went all air guitar before I realized that the population of Camp Half Blood was staring at me with wide eyes and slightly frightened looks. I was opening my mouth to explain when all of a sudden, some people exchange glances and burst into song, just like we did. I knew some of the tunes they were singing to, but the lyrics were all messed up…
This is the start, of something wrong
But it feels so right, to burst into song.
And
I gotta pee!
Coke here, sprite there,
Glasses of water and juice
Scattered everywhere!
How unfair-ai-air!
At that, I turned to Annabeth and Grover. Something was definitely wrong with Camp.
