Authors note- I was surprised that the first part attracted some attention so I wrote this one up. Yeah, i should have mentioned something about Nemesis's rocket laucher being stolen. That will be for later on.

I don't own Resident Evil or Silent Hill or any other survival horror games and characters I may mention. Enjoy.

Caution- contains bad language. he he.


Next part- Arrival

"So this must be the place" Chris Redfield said awkwardly as he and the rest of his S.T.A.R.S team stood in front of the town of Silent Hill.

"There's something really wrong with this place…" Jill muttered.

"Really?" said Wesker, staring at her.

"Whoa" Barry interrupted "This hall is dangerous…maybe would should try to secure an escape route first…" he paused "there must be a back door somewhere….let's try to find it first shall we?"

The rest of the team stared at him.

"What the fuck are you saying!" They all screamed at him.

Barry scratched his head "Sorry guys…I guess I'm too attached to the script"

"Anyhow" Chris said "All we have to do is bust into that town…find the darn rocket launcher…kick some ass and then get the hell out of here"

Joseph Frost was shaking uncontrollably. "That's easier then you can say…."

"Joseph" Jill said wearily "For the last god-damn time, you are not gonna die"

"That's what you said when I got the next part in the remake- You're not gonna die this time Joseph- but I did!" Joseph screamed.

"Face it Joseph, you're just an extra" Chris said simply.

Joseph burst into tears.

Wesker stared at Chris. "By the way asshole, who died and made you the leader?"

"Stop that Wesker" Jill muttered.

"You keep forgetting dumbass…I'm the leader not you!" Wesker shrieked at him.

"Shut up jerk, no body likes you" said Chris reasonably.

"Will you two stop it?" Jill said "We have to get that launcher back! Or we can never continue onto Resident Evil 5!"

"Right-o" Barry said "Assuming that Brad doesn't…."

From behind them, they heard a sudden scream and Brad whizzed away in their helicopter.

"Oh fucktards" Wesker said.

"Not again!" Chris screamed. He ran after the helicopter, thrusting his arms out helplessly. "Wait! Don't go!"

"I told you we couldn't rely on him again!" Jill shouted. "There goes our only way of escape! What do say now Mr. Redfield?"

Chris had gone.

"Chris?"

"Oh man…." Wesker groaned.

Barry walked forward a few steps. "What!" he bellowed suddenly, stooping down. "What is this?"

Jill walked toward him.

"What is it?"

"Blood….Jill, see if you can find any other clues…I'll be examining this! Hope this is not Chris's blood"

Jill rolled her eyes and then hurried off into the mist.

Chris was standing a few meters away, his back turned to her.

Jill walked up to him. "Chris…. what's wrong?"

Chris stared at her in amazement. "I saw a squirrel" he said in awe "It was doing this!" He started imitating a squirrel.

Jill hit him on the head.

"Stop running off like that you ass….now lets get back to the others…"

"Ahhhhhhh! Oh my fucken god!" They heard someone shriek.

Chris and Jill ran back to the others.

Wesker had peed his pants. "Fuck this!" He shouted and zoomed off using his superhuman abilities.

A tall man with a pyramid head stood near Barry, Joseph's severed head stuck on his spear.

"What the fuck is that!" Jill screamed.

Chris pushed Jill toward the monster.

"Take her! Take her instead!" screamed Chris.

Jill hit him on the head. Chris passed out.


The very next part- crashing my party!

Chris woke up later on.

Everyone was gone.

"Oh man! They left me on my own!" Chris said angrily.

He looked around. "I don't like it when I'm on my own" he whimpered.

He stood there for a moment, and then walked around in a circle. After that, he needed to take a pee so he wondered off into the tall trees.

As he did his business, he suddenly heard some voices.

"Hey, what's that?" he said to himself. He walked over and peeked through some bushes.

The same pyramid head was poking Joseph's head, which seemed to have fallen off his spear.

Walter Sullivan from Silent Hill 4 walked up to him and shook his head.

"For the last time Sunderland, you are not a pyramid head" he said.

Pyramid head looked at him. "Oh…"

James Sunderland chucked off his pyramid head.

"How many did you get?" James asked "I killed three so far!"

Walter scowled at him. "Lara Croft and that bitch Milla Jokovich don't count, stupid"

"God damn it" James cursed "Well, I got one….Anyways, how many did you kill?"

"The hunter always waits patiently for the perfect time to strike…." Walter said mysteriously.

James stared at him. "You haven't killed anyone, haven't you?"

Silence.

He burst out laughing "Ha ha! Suck! You haven't killed anybody! So big shot serial killer you are Sullivan!"

(Note- Walter Sullivan is a famous serial killer in Silent hill. He was known to kill up to ten people before he was captured.)

Walter looked crestfallen.

"Mum…." He sulked.

"What are you gonna do momma's boy? Come after me with your little spoon!" James teased.

(Note- this comes from the reference that in Silent Hill, Walter committed suicide by stabbing one of the crap prison spoons into his neck to sever his carotid artery. Anyone who has played Silent Hill 2 or 4 should know this.)

Walter started to cry. "I'll kill every last one of those Resident Evil characters!" he shrieked out at a laughing James.

Chris sprung out from the bush.

"They are planning to kill us and eat our skins! Oh god, I got to warn the others!" he cried out.

(Special note to Reader)

Unfortunately for Chris, he'd done two utterly stupid things to get noticed almost immediately;

Number One-First, he yelled out his last few words, so he was heard.

And Number Two- He'd leapt out the wrong side of the bush and was now standing in front of the two Silent Hill characters.

What a fucktard.

(End)

"Son of a bitch!" Chris screamed out as James and Walter turned at his appearance.

"There he is!" Walter screamed.

He got out his iron pipe with one hand, his ultra pistol in the other and his rusty spoon in his mouth.

"Shit! He's got a spoon!" Chris screamed.

(Note- Now who knows how powerful a rusty spoon can be in the survival horror world….)

"Hey! You're crashing my party!" James screamed, whipping out his great knife (Silent Hill TM).

He began to drag it very….very…very…slowly toward Chris.

"Fuck!" Chris ran off, screaming his head off.

"God damn it!" James cursed, now sweating like a pig from dragging that heavy knife.

"Why did you let him get away?" Walter asked him, looking puzzled.


Next part- Lost in the town! What will the Resident Evil characters do now with Silent Hill characters hot on their trail? Will they be able to find their rocket launcher? Can Henry Townsend's paper cutting knife inflict some serious damage?

See you next time.