AN: As such this is my first fic. But Really this is more an Advertisement for my Forum "Plot Bunnies that need a how" I meant home. If you Enjoy this and my Idea please go to the Forum and Join in Please
Special Thanks to my Beta-Editor a fellow LuNa writer Urainium235 I suggest that all people read their works. Urainium235 contributed much to this work and has greatly increased the 'Feel of the Show' in this fic.
It has also come to my mind that this is Technical AU because I am making a past for Luffy that may and most likely won't be true. If I say something that is contrary to the Show (this is based of the anime more then the Manga which is why it is set before the Zombie stuff) I'd like to know for my own personal reasons but I will not go back and Fix continuity errors so the AU label fixes me having to.
One final note their will be jokes throughout this fic based on Japanese word play (puns) It is the best way to make this, in my mind like to show, like the show most attacks are based off of Puns and all of the other jokes.
LIVING CONTRADICTION
If you asked anyone who she was you would get a variety of answers.
If the person was close to her they would simple tell you she was herself and that's all she will ever be.
If you asked people that never met her they would say she was some Marine captain.
However if you asked people who worked with her but kept their distance, they would tell you that everything about her was in contradiction to everything else about her.
There were many reasons for this and as many examples.
She dressed in formfitting clothes but would then say other women in similar clothing were slutty.
She referred to those who were her superiors in a disrespectful manner with the –san, –kun, and –chan suffix's but always call her subordinates –sama.
She was one of the most intelligent people in the Marines, achieving the rank of captain (the same rank as Smoker) in only one year after officially joining the Marines, but also the ditziest; she also had problems with blonds because she thought they were all ditziest's ALL OF THEM.
But contradicting thing about her most of all her name Kyuuka Yuki (1)
There were many more examples to this but most of these are contributed or involve one… for lack of a more accurate term "man", a boy she met and fell in love with when they were ten, of course most people do not know their connection.
Of course if you knew this "man" it would seem even stranger.
This "man" was a pirate
WHAT!!!!!!
That's right this high-ranking Marine woman is in love with a man who decided to sail the seas for loot, even worse this man had decided to become a the Pirate King when he was 8.
DOUBLE WHAT!!!!!!
Which is why she was currently out on the Grand Line by herself in her private Marine dinghy heading from Water 7 to the Merman Island, she had tried to catch him there but barley missed him (she was still mad at vice-Admiral Garp for not letting her come with him… even if she already had her 3 month vacation in order), she heard Garp was going to Water 7 from the same person the Marine's got the pictures for that evil, evil so incredibly evil and evil Orange headed female.
That same picture had been the cause for her to try and meet "him" herself. She had known that "he" had finally started his Pirate journey several months back when she saw "his" original bounty poster. She had also known that "he" had female members in "his" Nakama from Captain Smoker's reports but that did not cause her worry. However as soon as she saw that evil picture and read the name that was underneath (2) she went into a panic. She instantly began her "request" for a small vacation, the only vacation she took of any length in her 3 years, she had originally attended to go with Garp but he shot her down immediately, she didn't even get a reason and you don't attempt to get a reason from Garp unless he offers one.
After her original plans fell through she had to put in her "request" to take her personalized ship, it was much faster then most and could increase its speed if she activated devil fruit abilities.
So it was not that surprising to her when she saw the unique Jolly Roger. She smiled to herself as she got out of her seat readjusted her short one piece dress, to look good for their reunion, and put her white overcoat with the Kanji for Justice on the Back, and went out to the deck.
Shortly after she when out onto the deck the sound of someone screaming "WHY WORLD WHY!!" Through the persons obvious shock and tears.
"Huh" Yuki said to herself clearly confused, without context that statement made no sense to her.
And then she heard a sound she had not heard in years. "FRANKY ACTIVATE THE PADALS WE NEED TO GET AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE" screamed a voice filled with evident fear.
So happy to hear the voice of the boy she fell in love with she completely forgot all about her manners (and her boat) and with a squeal of "KyAAAAAAA!!" she activated her devil Fruit ability and jumped to where she heard his voice and promptly wrapped her arms around him and kissed his scarred left cheek.
This movement caused both of them to plummet to the deck; she never let go of him however.
She heard her love sigh and groan as he said "Hello Yuki"
"Hello to you to" she kissed his cheek again with a bit more force this time "Raba-Luffy!" (3)
Kyuuka Yuki is a woman of contradictions and problems. The biggest being she had fallen in love with Monkey. D. Luffy
"Request" a.k.a. GIVE ME A GODDAMN VACATION RIGHT NOW OR I'LL HAVE YOU CLEANING THE PRIVIES FROM THE INSIDE FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS… request
Ending Notes: I'm sorry that this does not further the storyline but the Background of Yuki is important and I don't want to have to explain everything as it pop's up.
1: Kyuuka Yuki, Kyuuka means Summer Yuki means Snow
2: When Nami's nickname Burglar Cat is combined with her own it translates to Seductress.
3: Raba-Luffy. Raba- is a suffix that means Rubber but also can mean lover
