Title: Unknown
Summary: Scott Garland, or better known to the fans as Scotty Too Hotty has returned home to the WWE.
Pairings: Scotty2Hotty/Chris Jericho(Scotticho), Edge/Christian, more as the story progresses…
Warnings: Slash, mentions of past abuse, non-con, stalkers.
Disclaimer: If I owned the WWE,
Scotty would still be around(and many more Superstars)
I'd be on the creative team(personally I think they need to be replaced) not writing fanfics.
I'd be rich not living with my folks.
It would have a better title… Id pay someone to come up with one!
A/N: I might have blown Scotty's awesomeness out of proportion here with the way Vince sees him but oh well as far as I'm concerned the Worm is awesome! Also, Vince may or may not be in character…
Chapter 2
Sitting himself edged between Adam and Alex, Scotty waited quietly listening to Mike argue playfully with his former tag team John Morrison. The said man was sitting directly behind Scotty between his girlfriend, Melina and another woman.
"Will you two shut up?" Adam chuckled. Scotty learnt that the Canadian had retired but was re-joining the WWE as a manager in a few months. Who he was managing was yet to be determined. "You argue like a married couple!"
Scotty snorted, "This is coming from one half of the old married couple of the WWE!"
"He has us there, Addy," Jay grinned, "When the hell is this meeting starting? I'd like to get back to what Adam and I were doing before."
"I bet you do," Alex sniggered.
"At least I'm getting some!" Jay said snappishly, but he was smiling at the younger man fondly.
"Alex is getting some," the men and two women looked up to find John Cena smirking, behind was Randy Orton with two young men Scotty recognized due to their family background, Cody Runnels, or Rhodes, and Ted Dibiase. "He is Mikey's bitch boy after all."
Mike and Alex let out a grumble as the men chuckled.
"Get a new line already," Alex grunted.
"John, come on," Randy smirked, "Mike doesn't want Maryse to hear things like that… she might stop making him sandwiches again."
"I can make my own sandwiches thank you," Mike said, with a laugh.
"Or he can get Alex to make them for him," Cena grinned. Alex growled. Blinking the Cenation Leader's eyes widened, "Scotty!"
"Hey Johnny," the Worm King smiled, reaching out a hand as he stood up. Of course, when John Cena was involved, handshakes never sufficed. He was pulled into a bone crushing bear hug. "Johnny… cant… breathe!"
"sorry! Man! When did you get back?" Cena said, excitedly. "Its great to have you back! You are staying right? How are the kids! How's No-"
"You're worse then Jay," Adam snapped, pulling the younger man back. "Relax, would you!"
"Hey!" Jay whined at his partner. In the meantime, The Viper, Randy shook hands with the Worm and introduced him to his younger friends.
"Scotty, this is Ted Dibiase," Randy said, "And Cody Rhodes."
"Hey," Cody grinned, as Ted smiled a silent hello.
"Hi," Scotty beamed, "It nice meeting both of you, my daughter's a fan. I think."
"You think?" Randy laughed. "Shouldn't you know?"
"It's Taylor, she changes her mind every week," Scotty laughed, "The only thing I'm sure about is she is a Mizfit."
"God help us," Melina muttered her first words with a roll of the eyes.
"You're still here?" Mike said, coldly. Melina glared at him with her own icy stare.
"Mike, don't," John sighed, staring pleadingly at Mike who bit his lip.
"Fine," Mike said, catching Scotty's eye. The older man understood the subtle movement in the man's face. They would talk later. Now though, Vince made his presence known as the entire room fell silent.
Scotty listened intently as storylines were discussed and planned for the next few months. He found out he would be teaming up with Zack Ryder and then feuding with Jack Swagger for a few weeks, before he moved into his bigger storylines with Taker and Kane. After all both men were on their yearly sabbaticals.
He even found him self a fan base in three of the younger upcoming stars; Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne; the three men he'd have his first match with.
After the meeting ending, Scotty joined Mike down at a local café with Alex Riley. Scotty ordered a burger, fries and a large Coke, as the youngest man ordered himself a strawberry milkshake with a large bowl of fries while Mike ordered a salad with a diet Coke.
"A salad?" Scotty asked, with a raised brow, as the waitress placed their food before them. "And a diet Coke? That stuff taste almost as bad as pepsi!"
"I'm trying to watch my figure," Mike said, Alex gave a roll of the eyes. "Shut up, Lexi."
"What? I didn't say anything!" Alex smirked.
"I'm the most must see WWE Champion; I've gotta look good," Mike said. "And besides, a strawberry milk shake, really? Really?"
"Yes, really," Alex grinned, taking a long slurp. "It's delicious. And you were the WWE champion!"
"Remind me why I let you hang out with me again?" Mike chuckled.
"Probably because you have no other friends," Alex chuckled.
"Hey! I do so have friends," Mike said, sounding cut. Scotty grinned. "It's not funny, Scotty!"
"Yes, it is, because if you consider it from the Miz's point of view its true," Scotty smiled. "You're such a nerd."
"Okay, that's true," Mike laughed, as Alex's phone began to ring. "I can't disagree. But I'm not a nerd!"
"Sorry guys, I gotta take this," Riley said, "I'll be right back."
"So, what's going on with you and Jomo?" Scotty asked, cutting to the chase, now that the youngest man in their trio disappeared outside.
"It's Melina," Mike said, growling. "I just hate the way she treats him. And she's still a bitch to me."
Scotty frowned, it was no secret Mike and Melina didn't get along. Maryse and Melina got along, Mike and John got along, John and Maryse got along but Mike and Melina clashes like a pack of hyenas and a pride of lions. "What do you mean how she treats him? Has it changed much or is she still the same?"
"It's still the same," Mike replied, before he went into a wild rant. "still criticizing him for everything. The other day she was telling him off because of the way he pulled his hair back. He pulled it out a moment later! He's her bitch; it's sickening! She puts him down and mocks him in front of everyone. She ignores him and he still stays with her, it's not fair, he doesn't deserve to be treated like this."
"No, he doesnt," Scotty said, frowning, "he doesn't deserve it, but if he doesn't ask for help, then there is not much you can do. But Mikey, you just keep being there for him. Hopefully he will come to his senses."
"And if he doesn't," Mike sighed. Scotty didn't answer as Alex had returned. Though it wasn't like he had an answer. "Everything okay, Lexi?"
"Yeah," the younger man nodded, "… Mmm, strawberry."
"Fuck this, I'm ordering a burger," Mike grunted as he watched his two friends pig out. "I don't care if they call me Big Fat Mike or post pictures of me looking fat! I'm awesome!"
"He rambles a lot doesn't he," Scotty smiled.
After a few days, photo shoots and training; Scotty was filming his first promo back with Zack Ryder, Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston.
It took a few takes as the four young men spent more time ribbing each other, then saying their lines. Scotty could tell that the camera men were not to impressed but eventually they finished up and headed out until they were due in for RAW that night.
Scotty picked up his backpack deciding to head back to the hotel. "I'll see you boys later."
"Hey, Scotty, we're going out for a drink," Evan grinned; Scotty cringed at the man's voice. It was as though he hadn't gone through puberty yet. "We were wondering if you wanna come with us, until the show."
"Isn't it a little early in the day to be drinking?" Scotty smiled
Oh, we're not drinking, its just you know Pepsi-"
"I don't drink Pepsi, its blasphemy," Scotty interrupted, with a grin, showing off his beloved Coke bag; it was a worn out red bag with Coca Cola scrawled across the back. He was always seen backstage carrying the same bag almost ten years earlier. "I'll let you boys know, I've got to go and find Punk. Maybe I'll bring him along."
"Okay, well see you later!" Evan grinned.
"Bye Scotty," Kofi waved goodbye
"Take care and spike your hair," Zack grinned. Scotty froze and turned slowly. Zack's grin disappeared. "Uh…"
"What?" Scotty laughed. "Who came up with that?"
"I- I did," Zack replied.
"I like it," Scotty grinned. Maybe sharing a drink with the three young men wouldn't be too bad. He was after all going to team up with Zack Ryder against the tag team champions later that night. "I'll see you kids later."
"Bye!" the three kids said, grinning amongst each other as the older man disappeared.
"Hey," Scotty called out, as he drew closer to Phil Brooks, "Idiot, I have something for you."
"Oh, no! Not you!" CM Punk sighed. The voice of the voiceless looked unimpressed and ready to hightail in the other direction. "What do you want?"
Scotty glared at the younger man and then smiled brightly, pulling out a can of Pepsi from his Coke bag. Punk's frown turned upside down. "I figured rather then using it as target practice, I'd give it to you."
Phil laughed, as he took the can from Scotty, "You didn't shake it up did you?"
"What am I? A child?" Scotty smiled, "No, I didn't shake it. Not that it would taste different. I won it last week at one of those Coke Vs Pepsi things. I got a free small sip of Coke and I figured I'd give you the can."
"Thanks," Phil took the can gratefully. "Hey its cold as well. Guess I owe you a drink, considering you're the only person who I can buy a drink for…"
"Well, I'm going out with some of the kids before the show," Scotty said, "Come with me, at least then I won't feel so weird around them."
"Who?" Phil asked, as he pulled the open the can and took a slurp. "Mmm, that's good."
"Gross… Zack Ryder, Evan Bourne and Coffee Kingston," Scotty replied.
"It's Kofi, but yeah," Phil laughed, "I'll grab my bag, and see you in the car park, you got a car?"
"Nope, drove here with Vince," Scotty replied.
"Lucky you," Phil said, his voice laced with sarcasm. Scotty stared at him strangely. "Have you been watching Raw recently?"
"Nope," Scotty responded.
"Thought so," Phil laughed, "See you in five, Scottstar."
"Don't call me Scottstar!"
"A Toyota Prius?" Scotty asked, staring at Phil's ride with raised brow. "Seriously?"
"It's rented and yes, I like being environmentally friendly," Phil laughed, as he climbed into the car. Scotty followed suit, and scoffed.
"With your toxic farts, how can you be environmentally friendly?" Scotty asked, "Pepshit..."
"Cokehead," Phil chuckled, "So where did they tell you to meet up?"
"No idea," Scotty laughed, after a moment of thinking. "The idiots didn't tell me, and I don't have their numbers."
Phil laughed, "Not surprised about Zack, I love the kid, but he's an idiot. Surprised about Evan and Kofi though!"
"How old is Evan anyway?" Scotty asked.
"Twenty-eight,"
"Bull shit! He hardly looks older sixteen?" Scotty gasped, "And his voice!"
Phil pulled over, unable to drive due to the laughter racking through his body.
I would have updated this earlier, but FF was being douchy. Problem solved so here we go chappy twoooo!
Melina is a bit of a bitch in this story – I figured all the shit you read online about her makes her an easy target as a bad guy in the story. Generally though, I like Melina, so don't take her character here as though its really her. I'm sure she's a nice person really, despite all the gossip… She also no longer works for the WWE but I will be firing her too, just not yet!
Peace and Chicken Greaasssseeeeeeee
(That was me slipping on grease)
Afro
