Okay, so here's the first chapter. I'd like to thank Kevin for being my first review! Thank you so much! Anyway, just want to make the disclaimer: I DON NOT OWN NARUTO or the characters, only my own original ones. Alright now on with the first chapter, hope you like it!
Chapter One: Just Looking Around
"You never say you know
because your life is not written on stone"
Copy Nin's View
I was jumping from branch to branch and kept observing my surroundings. This doesn't look like the Fire Country but… I just can't think of anywhere else. I was so deep in my thoughts that I didn't notice the trees were gone and I ended on a gray colored floor. Suddenly a strange noise was headed in my direction and I looked up to find a motorized vehicle.
"Get out of the way, Douchbag!"
I jumped backwards to get out and dodge the vehicle. Who was that guy? And what did he call me?... When I turned to my side I got bumped by someone.
"Watch it."
"Eh, Sorry." The person kept walking but I could hear he said "Douchbag". Again with the name? I wonder… "Um excuse me?" I approached a young saleswoman on some kind of station next to a building.
"Yes?" She asked.
"Can you tell me what is this place?...Douchbag."
"What did you call me?!" The pretty woman suddenly turned into an evil witch.
"Uh, Sorry…"
"Get away!" With pleasure.
I turned away and kept walking down the street.
There were a lot of people who seemed to be selling strange things. I kept walking until I heard some strange music so I decided to go and search where that music came from. It was a strange building and when I went in… Oh God, I thought I was in paradise. There was water everywhere and some motorized vehicles but what I saw later was why I said 'This is paradise'. Women. Lots of beautiful, young, women. Not only that, they were wearing very revealing and tight clothes. I decided I wanted to take a better look so I used my ninja skills and got closer.
"Ahh!! He's looking at us! A sick perv!"
One of the girls screamed and then I noticed they were referring to me so I quickly disappeared in a poof of smoke.
" That was close…"I whispered to myself.
After that, I took in my surroundings to see where I reappeared and saw a weird looking building that said: "Condom World?" Condom? Was that a store? There's only one way to find out.
I opened the doors to the strange store and I felt like I was opening the doors to heaven. I saw posters, movies, toys, clothes… all were for adults. I walked through the store in awe. Do they have Icha Icha? I made my way to the bookshelf and found some magazines but there was one in particular that caught my attention. Play…boy? I picked it up and opened it. Oh, this was way better than Icha Icha, it has pictures. I made my way to the cashier and threw some Yen at him. I was on my way out when the cashier yelled:
"Hey stop! This is Japanese money. We don't accept it here." What? No Japanese money?...Crap.
"Oh, sorry. I don't have anymore."
"Then I'm afraid you can't have that" He pointed towards the magazine.
"Too bad. But I want it."
I did a hand sign and disappeared in a poof of smoke. So at least I know this is not Japan anymore… Speaking of places, I was supposed to meet with Naruto and Sasuke soon. I better get going back. I turned around and started walking when a high chirping voice called.
"Kakashi-sensei!"
I turned around to find a long haired blonde running to me. I waited for her to come and stop in front of me, panting.
"Ino? How?" Blue eyes stared back at me.
"I'll explain later, now we have to go back."
From the Uchiha Eyesight
Shit. That's what I was thinking while I was racing through the strange forest. This is all the Dobe's fault. Yeah, damn him. Why does he have to be such a moron? I was so deep in thoughts cursing my moronic friend that I almost didn't notice I was in frontof some kind of doors that lead inside into a big building. Maybe I can get inside to gather information on this place. With that thought, I opened the doors to a sudden cold air. The sudden change of temperature was like a slap in the face but, as the Uchiha I am, my face remained unchanged as I stared at the… things in front of me.
I could tell by first glance that this was some kind of commercial place. Too many people with bags walking around. I started to walk through them while watching my surroundings. I couldn't avoid noticing the way they dressed… so awkward.
"Hey, emo kid!"
After someone said that, I felt some object being thrown at me. I immedietly raised my hand to stop the tiny projectile. When I inspect it, it wasn't a kunai, a knife or anything that could kill. It was a paper of some sort. Maybe a paper bomb? No, it would've exploded already. I looked up at my attackers who were obviously surprised.
"What do you mean by 'Emo'?" I asked with a bit of coldness and a lot of sharpness in my voice.
The men who were wearing oversized shirts and pants widened their eyes. I noticed why later, my Sharingan was activated. This has happened a lot lately… I need to control better my bloodline…Or my emotions?- No, my emotions are always under control.
"N-Nothing! J-just nothing!" And they ran away.
"Hn."
I continued my way and noticed people staring at me and overheard some girls talking.
"He's so hot!"
"Look at his hair!"
"Kinda cute!"
"Annoying" Just like always, stupid fangirls.
I went on until a strange place caught my attention. Hot Topic? I decided to go in and got a little taken back by the loud music. What is that? It was some kind of store. I f I thought people outside of it were weird, the guys here totally freaked me out. They were covered in tattoos, wore freaky, fucked up clothes and had piercings all over. Not to mention the hairstyles. There were a lot of interesting stuff here. Weird, but interesting. There were some kind of knives so I decided to pick them. I dropped some Yen at the cashier and headed towards the exit without noticing who the cashier was. A loud alarm sound went off.
"Hey! You have to pay for that!"
Someone who I assumed was the cashier screamed. I turned around and stared at her.
"I already did."
"We don't accept this kind of money."
I walked closer at her.
"Do you know who I am?"
She blinked and stared at me. She had to know for three reasons: My looks, she's a girl and the most important, I am an Uchiha.
"Eh, no. Does it matter?" What? She doesn't know?
"I am Sasuke Uchiha."
The woman blinked.
"And I'm Clarise Angelica Johnson." What's up with that name?
I glared at the girl and she blinked, again. I decided to use my Uchiha glare and activate my Sharingan for just a second. The girl flinched.
"I-I'm sorry sir but you can't have it if you don't pay."
"You sure about that?"
The poor girl just nodded.
"Hn. Very well. Let me tell you something and look at my eyes."
I activated my bloodline trait and the girl looked at my eyes. Gotcha.
"I am an Uchiha and us Uchihas always get what we want. Got that?"
"Y-yes"
"Yes what?"
"Yes, Sasuke Uchiha."
"Hn. Good."
I turned around and left the store. So, no Japanes money? Which means we're not in Japan. Looks like the Dobe over did it.
I went on walking around and people kept on staring at me so I glared back and that made them look away. At least they got the message. I was getting really bored and wanted something interesting but not-
"Sasuke-kun!"- that…
"Sakura, what are you doing here?"
She ran to me and grabbed my arm which I immediately shoved off.
"What'd you want?"
She had hurt in her eyes, but I could care less. After all, she was just like a sister to me. Brothers are mean with their sisters sometimes. Also, she was annoying.
"Well?"
"Oh, yeah. We'll explain everything when we get back."
"We?"
"Oh, just come on!"
She grabbed my hand and pulled me behind her.
Could my day get any worst?
Uzumaki Chronicle
Hah! That jutsu is awesome! And I did it and it worked! The only bad thing is that we ended up in some random place. Whatever, now I just have to find out what this place is. I'll have to do it fast if I want to beat Sasuke-teme. Si I started to run at full speed until some building came to view. I saw a lot of young people, at least they looked young, and I decided to chek it out. Maybe they're Gennins or Chunnin. If they are, I can find out what village this is. Finally, I reached the building and started to run around, looking for any head bands or a symbol. I ended up dashing from side to side and I stated to get a little paranoid. Where the hell am I?! Suddenly, I saw it! Salvation! There were a bunch of people with head bands so I went to them.
"Hey you guys!"
"What?" A guy with a hat and black hair asked.
"Uh, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Can you guys tell me where I am?"
They all just looked at each other and then at me. Then a girl with long brunette hair and kind of blue eyes asked:
"Naruto Uzumaki? From Naruto?"
"Eh, yeah? From Konohagakure."
They stared at each other again.
"You for real?"
A guy with reddish hair asked.
"Uh, Yeah? I think so…"
All of a sudden the girl with purple blue eyes jumped straight in front of me.
"Wow! You're Naruto!" She grabbed my hand and shaked it.
"You can call me Ari. It's a pleasure!"
She said excitedly at me with a shade of red on her cheeks.
She was very pretty, I realized when I looked at her form down to up. Nice long legs, good curves, well shaped waist, very proportioned bossom and pretty beautiful, long hair. But what was more shocking were her eyes. They were a light blue-purple. She had a beautiful smile and of course I couldn't help to smile back.
"Nice to meet you too." She giggled.
"This is my friend, Jack." Ari motioned to the guy with black hair, brown eyes and a hat.
"Hey. I'm Jack. Nice to meet you." I shaked hands with him.
"That is Natas." She said while pointing at the tall guy with reddish hair and hazel eyes.
"Hi"
The guy was freaky. His glare was… freaky.
"And he is Ike." The guy with dark green hair just stared, or better said, glared at me. I think I know why, he had a Sound head band.
"Y-you from Sound?" I asked.
"…Dobe."
Silence. Did he just-
"WHAT?!"
"Hey, be nice Ike."
"…He's a Dobe. Can't you just see it?"
Ari sighed.
"Forgive him, Naruto-"
"TEME!!YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!"
"…Dobe…"
"AARRRGGHH!"
"C-calm down guys. Ike, cut it off! Naruto, don't listen to him. He's an ass."
"Hmph" I crossed my arms.
"Fine. I don't like him."
"…You like me?" She asked with a blush. "Uh, yeah. You're a nice girl. Very pretty too." I said while rubbing my head and blushing a bit. Then, my stomach growled.
"He-he… I'm hungry."
"We were on our way to eat, wanna come with us?" Ari asked.
"Y-yeah! Sure!"
"N-Naruto-kun?" Huh? That voice, is that?
"Hinata?" When I turned, there she was.
"What are you doing here?"
"I-I'm supposed to t-to get you b-back with the others." She said quietly.
"What others?"
"S-Sakura-chan and I-Ino-chan."
"They're here too?" She nodded.
"Aww, but I wanted to eat… Hey! I know! Let's back to the others and we can all go eat together. I bet they're hungry too."
"There're others?"Ari asked.
"Yeah, my friends. Oh, everyone. This is Hinata, she's a friend of mine. Hinata they're Ari…"
"Hi!"
"Jack…" Jack got closer and grabbed Hinata's hand.
"Jack at your service, beautiful."
I didn't knew so many shapes of red existed until I saw them at Hinata's face that moment. Wow. And I thought she only blushes with me.
"N-nice to meet y-you, Jack-san."
"Natas…"
"Hey."
"And tem- I mean, Ike." The new teme smirked and nodded. Hinata noticed the Sound head band and appreoached me. "H-he has t-the Sound h-head band."
"Aww, don't worry, he's my friend."
"I'm not your friend, Dobe." Ike said as I growled back at him.
"Oh, by the way. Are you guys really from those villages?"
"Oh, these?" Jack motioned to his head band.
"We bought them."
"WHAT?! YOU BOUGHT THEM?!" They bought them and I had to graduate?! "I had to study and graduate for it!" I yelled.
"You can buy it at a store called Hot Topic or from the internet."
"But how can you guys-" My stomach growled in that moment, reminding me I was hungry. "Let's just find your friends so we can go eat, ok?"
"Uh yeah, you right." I turned to Hinata-chan.
"Hinata-chan, let's go."
"Hai."
We started running towards the same forest I went through earlier but when I looked back, Ari and the others were nowhere in sight so I stopped.
"Hey, wait, Hinata-chan." Hinata stopped.
"Where are they?" She activated her Byakugan.
"They've fallen behind b-but they're c-coming." She said.
"Well, they surely are slow…"
"Hey! Naruto!"
I turned around and saw the other guys so I waited for them to catch up.
"Man! You guys are slow!"
"We're not ninjas remember?"
"Oh, well then… I guess we'll just walk there. Are we close Hinata-chan?"
"Y-yes"
"Then let's go."
We started walking and I took the chance to ask them about food and other stuff. Ari told me we can buy ramen and that there's also another type of food called "fast-food" and also taste great, although it's not all that healthy. Just sounds like my kind of food!
Well that's it for chapter one. Thanks for reading and ask me if you have doubts. Review please! See ya!
